#i'm obsessed with the underwater regions

[the-commonplace-book]

sorry babe can't talk too busy swimming with the fontaine fishes

[kisakis-boyfriend]

Wet Dream in your lap pt. 2 - Genshin Impact

Pairings: Lyney, Lynette, and Freminet x reader (separately)

Warnings: GN!reader, Male!reader (Freminet), dom!reader, sub characters, bottom!Freminet, somnophilia, clothed humping/grinding (Lyney, Lynette)

Genre/Format: Smut; Scenarios

Author's Note: As usual, characters are 20+. Can you tell that I'm obsessed with these three? I got a bit carried away with Freminet's part aha...

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The two of you had spent all day exploring the aquatic region of Fontaine, traversing hills and diving underwater, fighting countless monsters along the way. It was nighttime now, and time for some much needed rest

You found a secluded spot in the woods, tucked away near a cliff and sheltered from any sudden rain. You built a small campfire and cooked dinner before chatting about your day, the pleasant conversation and full stomachs causing you both to grow drowsy. Your partner cozied up against you, eventually settling down in your lap, drifting off peacefully in your arms

Sometime later, they began to stir...

The small magician groaned in his sleep, digging his fingers into your arm. His breathing increased as he began rolling his hips, as if he was trying to grind against something. You were worried for a second, but when you whispered a Darling, are you alright? into his ear, Lyney moaned and bucked his hips

A mischievous grin spread across your face. Oh, you understood what was happening, and so badly wanted to tease him when he was all vulnerable like this. Lyney continued to writhe in your grasp, hips jerking when his unconscious mind realized your hand was in between his legs, rubbing his bulge and coaxing more sweet moans out of him

He panted as you teased him, rubbing him quickly then suddenly stopping, repeating the motions over and over. You cooed all sorts of filth to your little sweetheart, letting your hot breath fan against the shell of his ear and blow down his neck. Which only made him squirm and whine more

Lyney humped your hand vigorously, seemingly chasing after his orgasm in his sleep. You squeezed the small section of his thigh that peeked out from his attire, if you could, you'd mark the soft flesh. Leaving bruises and bite marks all over his pretty skin

His movements became erratic, signaling his incoming climax. The hand cupping his dick squeezed him a bit, your other hand moving up to his clothed chest and resting over his heart. His heartbeat was going crazy, you could feel the pounding rhythm inside of him, all thanks to your ministrations

“A-ah...y/n—!! Aaahh—!! ” Lyney's eyes snapped open as he cried out your name. Feeling a warm, wet sensation growing in his pants. He gripped at your hands on him, looking up and back at you confused. You only smiled at him, rubbing over his sensitive cock again, sending a jolt of electricity through his body. He slowly figured out what had happened... embarrassed at being caught acting so desperate in his sleep...

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She looks so cute like this, you thought to yourself. Curled up in your lap, her cheek pressed against your chest, your arms wrapped around her sleeping form, and a calm expression on her face. Lynette looked so comfy right now, and you were nearly falling asleep yourself. That is, until she made a noise

A soft whine rumbled out of the young lady, followed by her shifting around. You watched her closely, wanting to make sure that she wasn't having a bad dream or suddenly uncomfortable in her current position. Lynette whined again, this time squeezing her thighs together, her eyes scrunching up as well

Oh. Ok... interesting. Sooo, probably not a nightmare. You were more convinced that she was actually having a wet dream... Testing your theory, you slid one hand down to her thigh, rubbing it gently. “Aah...” Lynette's soft moan beckoned you to continue, moving your hand upwards to brush against her clothed pussy. Her body jerked forward at the contact, gasping from your touch

“Ohhh– Mmm...” Little moans fell from her lips, fluffy ears twitching as you continued to rub between her legs. You applied a little pressure to where her clit should be, rubbing in little circles, and Lynette squeaked. Clutching your shirt in her hands as you worked her up. Resting your chin on her head and whispering soft praises to soothe her

She swallowed, beginning to pant the longer your hands played with her sensitive pussy, already soaking through her clothes without even cumming yet. Lynette's hips rolled against your hand, grinding the wet fabric onto your skin, searching for any kind of friction she could to bring her closer to the edge

Finally, relief would find her in the form of your hand speeding up. Rubbing her faster and applying more pressure so that she could actually cum. Her tail swished rapidly behind her, a sign that she was so close...if you just keep touching her like that...

“Nyaa—!! Ooohh...aaaahh~ ” Lynette squealed as she came, white hot pleasure searing through her body, cheeks flushed and nails digging into whatever part of you that she could reach in her hazy state. Her chest heaved with every breath, muscles starting to relax as her high subsided

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It was a little surprising to see Freminet voluntarily cuddle up to you like this. He's always so shy and reserved, so you weren't expecting it...but you also weren't complaining either. As long as he was comfortable, that was all that mattered

You held him closely, enveloping his small frame in your warmth. Your eyes grew heavier and heavier, being lulled to sleep by the ambiance of the forest, beginning to drift away until your ears picked up on something... A tiny breath. Did it come from Freminet? It was probably nothing, just an exhale or something small like that

Again, another little breathy noise. Freminet was now squirming around in your arms, the noises that he had been making only increasing in volume and frequency. His hips now humped at the air, desperately chasing anything that would bring him pleasure. How precious, your soft-spoken angel moaning like a whore and humping at nothing in his sleep. How precious, indeed

Hooking one arm under his knees, you picked him up, moving over to your sleeping bag and gently laying him down with his head resting on the soft cloth. You pulled his shorts down, revealing his half hard cock and making him shiver from the cold, night air. Your eyes practically sparkled as you wrapped your fingers around his small length, rubbing him softly while moans continued to slip out

Precum slid down his length, covering your digits and making it easier to jerk him off. Freminet whined when your hand left him, tasting him on yourself, mixing his precum with your saliva so that you could stretch him open safely. Sliding into his hole and prepping him so that you could help him with this dream of his

When you felt like he was ready to take you, you lubed yourself up, lining your cock up with his hole next and pushing the tip in. “A-Aaah! Ngh–! ” Freminet cried out, stirring awake to find you already buried inside of him, slowly thrusting in and out

“Shh, baby you're ok.” You cupped his cheek and rubbed your thumb across his skin soothingly. “You were– Mmph fuck... H-having a wet dream. Just wanted to...help you out.” In between groans, you managed to explain what was happening. Freminet threw his head back as you continued fucking him, his freckled cheeks burning as blood rushed to the surface

“Pl-please...want to...” He mumbled, nuzzling his cheek into your palm. You picked up the pace, skin slapping against skin as you jerked him off once more

“Wanna cum, my love? ” Freminet squeezed his eyes shut, nodding shyly. You leaned down to kiss his other cheek before gripping his hips and pounding into him, lewd squelching noises filling the air from both your hand working his wet dick, and you fucking his wet hole

Wanton moans rang out as you painted Freminet's insides, thrusting your hips a few more times before resting, still inside of him. His dick shooting cum all over your fingers just a minute later, thrashing about before slumping against the ground. You made sure to praise him plenty as you both relaxed

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[starliitstories]

with @nightshaderps

Gentle hands were reaching underwater. Nebula wasn't exactly the most familiar place for Hazel but she never refused an opportunity to study and learn more about aquatic plants in different regions than just Pohjola's. Her slim and long fingers carefully collected a yellow-ish leaf and quickly closed it into a magical test tube. Despite being in almost kneel deep water and searching for plants and taking water samples from some of the most difficult terrains, Hazel was completely obsessed by this job. She felt this deep connection to water and considered it as her favorite element. But the way she always got so focused on her work, a witch was rarely aware enough of her surroundings and forgot to make sure nothing was wrong around her. So after she spotted a stranger from a corner of her eye, Hazel jolted and almost splashed down in a forest pond she had been standing. As she struggled to keep her balance, a quick yelp escaped her lips as she clutched a test tube against her chest. Wet clothes were easy to dry. But this small yellow-ish leaf was now more important to her. But as much as she tried her best, a witch was soon forced to sit down and wet herself. This way she could still make sure that precious little plant was still tightly secured in her hands. "UM, - hey!" Hazel greeted him with the most sweetest and slightly embarrassed smile, sitting in a water. "Didn't see you there. Sorry. Got little surprised by your presence. I'm just collecting samples and taking notes. This little pond is so clean and fresh that some of rare aquatic plants are really thriving here." She chuckled, not wanting to admit that she had absolutely no idea how long he had been here. But trying to act casually in her situation probably made her seem even more funny or weird.

[polkadotpenguin16]

What about baby shower themes that don’t fit the season? I’ve always liked ones that weren’t common myself, like you don’t see many barnyard or farm themed ones where I live, or beach ones etc. but I love ones that align with a parent or both parents’ job or interests; firefighter theme, doctor theme, artist theme etc.

I limited my self initially to seasonal, only so I didn't go completely off the rails 😂 But OMG I'm now obsessed with idea of a barnyard baby shower. Someone please throw one and invite me!!

Okay, here are some more ideas:

Books/library

You could limit this theme to a specific author (i.e. Dr Seuss), genre (i.e. classic fairy tales), or just say ALL books

Invitations / favors could look like library cards!

Decorate with actual books (which looks so so cute) or elements from the parents' favorite books

Similarly, serve food from the those books (cookies from When You Give a Mouse a Cookie, charcuterie board for the Hungry Caterpillar, etc.)

Have each guest bring their favorite book from when they were a kid and have the mama try to match the book with the guest

Beach/ocean/under the sea

If you want to lean more "beach," colors lean more towards tan, light blue, and seafoam green

For a more "ocean/under the sea" direction, blue is the main color with bright color accents

Decorate with starfish, seashells, cute lil underwater creatures

Do some fun, beachy mocktails

Oooh, you could do little mini messages in bottles! Have guests write little notes/parenting advice and have them put them in tiny little bottles (or put them all in one) so parents can read them after baby is born

Travel

Invitations are plane tickets!

Decorations could be themed after all the places the parents have traveled to

Also could decorate with globes, suitcases, maps, etc.

Similarly, all the foods could come from different regions of the world

Sidenote, my cousin actually did do a travel-themed nursery, which threw me for a loop when figuring out what to make as a gift. I settled on this quilt:

[jackalgirl]

Only one (1) day behind now. Just got done with yesterday -- Bart Kemper from Kemper Engineering. Fascinating. Very powerful commentary about the need to not put people into something when you don't understand the design life of that thing, that engineering first principles include understanding your requirements, and how those requirements will impact things like design life: "There is no respawn, you're not coming back from this, you only get to say 'oops' once."

Oh! And also directly contradicting the idea that it was too expensive to pay for advice/help from the submarine/submersible community as complete hogwash. Like my dude, these are professional engineers who are straight-up obsessed with this stuff. They will literally stop what they are doing -- eating and sleeping even -- if they get a chance to help you out with Their Blorbo.

I'm starting today's testimony now; tomorrow's the last day so by the weekend it'll be over. Then we'll just have to wait -- a long time, I'm guessing -- for the BoI to conclude what they think caused the implosion. But I really hope that better regulation comes out of this, and I hope the USCG takes on board all of the recommendations they got. It would be amazing to go partake in a submarine dive, or live in an underwater habitat (I have never stopped loving the idea of working undersea a la The Abyss).

Oh, also, the main site (here: https://www.news.uscg.mil/News-by-Region/Headquarters/Titan-Submersible/) has been updated with all kinds of new evidence, presentations etc. The censors have redacted to, imo, a ridiculous amount (they redacted the name of author of the NAVSEA on acrylic windows from the image of the cover page of the NAVSEA and I'm like, why did you do that? And not redact his name from the explanatory paragraph on the slide immediately in front of that image?), but there's a lot more info, if you are into that sort of thing.

I don't know if you all are following this -- as a retired Sonar Technician, this kind of stuff interests me intently. Trigger warning: some really scary descriptions of stuff that should not have happened, including people dying.

The guy who’s testifying today, David Lochridge, is mad (I mean, justifiably so, I think). He is mad at Oceangate, he is made at OSHA, he is mad at the Coast Guard. He kept receipts and notes for everything. They keep having to stop the hearing to reorganize their documents because he has so much. The Oceangate lawyer does not have the letter that Oceangate’s previous lawyers sent to this guy after they’d been informed of his Whistleblower status that basically reads like they followed the things that Whistleblower protection tells you not to do like a checklist of things to do.

Basically, I think the point he is getting across without actually saying this is, “I worked my ass off in 2018 and 2019 after Oceangate fired me to give you (OSHA, Coast Guard) what you needed to prevent this from happening, and you did not stop them.”