#i'm not sure about wamuu tbh

[senshis-tenshi]

Imagine...

... your F/O coming to visit you at your workplace. Is it gonna be a nice little gesture, or is it going to cause the end of the world (or at least the downfall of your company)? Do they appreciate your coworkers or are they sworn enemies? Does your F/O purchase or order anything just to spend more time with you? Are they a calm, welcome customer who can behave, or are they going to end up getting kicked out by the manager (or you)?

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

may I ask why you suddenly have a crush on Kars? not mad or anything it just kinda came out of nowhere xD /genq

I actually don't really know tbh...

I would have dreams about him sometimes and he would randomly show up in fantasies too. He's not even my favorite pillarman and never really was, weirdly enough. Wamuu and Esi were my favorites and I wouldn't even have Kars on my mind...

It's really weird how it happened too. Without going into too much detail, around the time I had started developing a crush on him, I got triggered very badly (by multiple different things all in one day, but one in particular hit my breaking point. I don't blame anyone for my triggers or forgetting to put tws, it's nobody's fault) to the point I started dissociating and somehow it even caused my body to become violently ill (didn't have a fever, but I was very physically and mentally sick and had laryngitis)

I just kept imagining Kars protecting me and loving me. I think the biggest reason for the sudden crush was my subconscious panicking and needing a way to cope. It probably went, "this guy is basically indestructible, he's huge, he's strong, and if he falls in love with you then nobody and nothing can ever hurt you again."

Why it wasn't Wamuu, I'm still not sure. Wamuu is a lot nicer and admittedly way more interesting than Kars... but maybe that's what my subconscious wants? Somebody who's hissy and prickly to potential threats but very soft and gentle with me? I don't know... but it's clear that I just want to feel protected, and now I have 3 husbands who can protect me 🫂🫂🫂

(I guess technically 4 if you want to count Esi, he's a queer-platonic-partner of mine because he's married to Kars)

[tonberry-yoda]

For the Jojo ask:

2. Fave art style?

4. Best JoBro or side protagonist?

5. Best minor characters?

7. Favourite Stand design? Least favourite Stand design?

8. Stand you would like to have (or DON'T want to have)?

10. Least favourite character?

12. How were you introduced to JoJo?

15. Best soundtrack?

16. Favourite ship(s)?

18. Funniest moment or fave meme?

20. Fave out-of-context or weird moment? (Especially to show non-fans)

21. Best music or art you've discovered through JoJo?

24. Random fun fact you know about JoJo

oh yay!!! howdy there!! thanks for sending in an ask i love these so much omgggg

this one ran long so im gonna leave a cut here lol

2. Fave art style?

100% part 7. like that is GORGOUS JOJO. and araki at that time said that the fashion of the time was long torso and long legs so he made gyro long, which i love and appreciate because he is my babygirl

4. Best JoBro or side protagonist?

polnareff. gyro. yasaho. they will forever be my top three because they are all amazing and 10/10 characters. also i dont know if these two count, but emporio and hayato as well. 8000000/10 little guys

5. Best minor characters?

i really loved squalo and tiziano from part 5 because they were pretty and cute. uhhh let's see... i would say lisa lisa, but she's pretty major.... uh i think im gonna go with that. araki is really good at making all of his characters pretty intentional lmaoo.

7. Favourite Stand design? Least favourite Stand design?

favorite goes to:

i wish it was mine. i want it now. i want... no need my stand to look like this PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

least favorite goes to:

like come on.... we couldve given joseph something rad (i just went with a safe answer because i love all of the stands tbh)

8. Stand you would like to have (or DON'T want to have)?

oh this is fun! let's do both! i would love to have Killer Queen tbh because you could just make trash disappear. like come on, the CONVINIENCE! one i dont want is Fugo's Purple Stand. That would SUCK

10. Least favourite character?

can i say alessi??? this is obvious, so i feel like i'm just doing a cop out lmaooooo let me actually pick someone... okay im gonna get hate, but Doppio/Diavolo. Just not a great villain in my opinion I'm sorry

12. How were you introduced to JoJo?

omg this is a super funny story. i had a friend who wanted me to watch it, but i wasnt sure. i mean i wanted to watch it, but i really didnt know how dark/mature it would be and i thought i was too young at the time lol. then i was on discord one day with some friends and they were watching jojo's and it was the episode where wamuu and joseph were fighting and i was SO INTO IT LMAOOOOO. i loved it, but never watched jojo's until a friend BEGGED ME. i started with the manga funny enough and then just finally watched it. fell in love <3

16. Favourite ship(s)?

joseph and caesar. johnny and gyro. uhhhh Trish and Mista??? I think it's kinda cute. Jolyne and Anasui for sure or her and Hermes too. And definitely Jonathan and Erina. OH AND MY FAVORITE ONE IS BRUNO AND ABBACCHIO! Literally they are gay lovers thank you.

18. Funniest moment or fave meme?

pizza mozzarella is so stupid that i cant help but love it. fav meme is the one where rohan and josuke are laughing and then rohan just stabs his pinky LMFAOOOO

20. Fave out-of-context or weird moment? (Especially to show non-fans)

the one where Bruno is talking about Narancia's hand being a floppy condom. i'll leave it right there thanks

24. Random fun fact you know about JoJo

Araki wanted to make Fugo turn against Bruno and the rest of the gang and end up dying, but Araki was really depressed at the time and didn't have the heart to kill of Fugo, so he left him be. Also he wanted Squalo and Tiziano to be married, but his editing team said no because of ruled back then

thanks i had a lot of fun <333333

[hugging-jjba-characters]

can i rant too? I loved sdc villains more. idk why, but pt4 is unwatchable bc of color choices. and jojo isn't all that good there are just too many stories and it's sure one you'll like. I'm still addicted to it tho. only bc pt3 is like all those cowboy/indiana jones/duck tales movies that was on when i was younger. also the memes aren't all that funny, idk who thought these iconic formats were funny first but when I first saw pillar men awaken I got nauseous from what wamuu did

ranting = always allowed here 

the thing about colors in pt4 is actually p valid like why was the sky yellow?? araki what you doin-- 

and don’t get me wrong, I think pt3 is absolutely amazing but... tbh it’s probably gotta be my least favorite part. I still love it, but I love all the other parts so much more. and there are just some bits of it that I just didn’t enjoy the first time around, but idk maybe I just need to rewatch it. I do think its one of the funniest parts. 

iconic jojo memes to me are simultaneously hilarious and kinda stupid. however, I do laugh my ass off at all of them bc I have a horrible sense of humor.