#i'm not proofreading this so if i have typo plz lmk LOL

[cartmankisser]

Yummy anon here to request more mike bc I love the way u write him omg 😭💕💕

could u do fluff alphabet b, d, l and j 🙏 ilyily

THANK U FOR THE COMPLIMENTS SWEETIE THEY REALLY MEAN A LOT TO ME!!!!!

i do have an unfinished draft of his whole alphabet, but im posting these first for u 🫶🫶

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Beauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

he probably admires how loving you are!! he knows he's a handful, but you always stick around with him to shower him in affection, and it always makes him feel so special!

i mean you must be verryyy special in order to make a cold and non-human creature like a vampire feel so warm and fuzzy inside!

Dreams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

LMAO IM GIGGLING AT THIS ONE he's definitely gonna outgrow his vamp kid phase eventually and cringe about it, but the prompt says how he pictures his future, and not what it's actually gonna be like 😭

"He'd have this stupid idea that he'll become vampire king at some point with you as his queen/king by his side slaughtering all the goths and turning everyone into vampires. Or at least that's the fanfiction he wrote lmao" - @okchijt

Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

i think mike is definitely protective over you! with how many people hate him and the vamp kids, he just can't help keeping an eye out for you!!

like he's the type of boyfriend to be all like "umm is he bothering you honey? 🤨"

so um yeah,, he gets jealous pretty damn easily!! he just wants to make sure that you're safe and comfortable!! and not leaving him for someone else who's popular and cooler than him,,

Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

i actually wrote a whole piece for something like this,, but um tl;dr he would do something really big and dramatic!! he wants everyone to see how totally cool and confident he is!!!

but also? i can totally see him as the type of person to just,,, never ask you out,,??

like he'd just slowly let the friendship evolve to a relationship. one day he just started putting his arm around your shoulders, and that turned into to cuddling and hand holding, and that turned into kissing and pet names, but like?? you two never officially declared anything 😭