#i'm not joking. ya know how bigfoot is like a person wearing a shag carpet or whatever? my boyfriend looks like that
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bigfoot is real and he is my boyfriend. im still voting for nessie
#splatoon#splatfest#unreality tw#i'm not joking. ya know how bigfoot is like a person wearing a shag carpet or whatever? my boyfriend looks like that#just his hair though for some reason. he says he fought mammals and fell into fuzzy ooze (????) and when he woke up he was like that#he insists mammals are still alive which is why i'm voting for nessie. he is so bothered and it's funny <3
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