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splatlandianyouth · 2 months ago

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Deep Cut, Squid Sisters and Off The Hook all bringing it across the three stages at Grand Festival!

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splatlandianyouth · 2 months ago

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SplatoonNA:

Arriving at the Grand Festival venue and heading straight to the merch booths 😎.

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splatlandianyouth · 2 months ago

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Happy Grand Fest Gamers and Duelists

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splatlandianyouth · 9 months ago

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i dont care if its company policy to hand in unopened specials to be used on later shifts mr grizz is nuts if he thinks im gonna stop dropping inkstrikes after a successful shift

#splatoon #salmon run #big run

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splatlandianyouth · 1 year ago

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#FWHSHFSHF

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splatlandianyouth · 1 year ago

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YOU'RE LISTENING TO [Horrorboros scream] ω2.3 SALMONID FM! WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT SALMON [Skillets clanging] SALMON [Cartoonish garbling noises] AND MORE SALMON! [Salmon frying noises] THIS AIN'T YOUR INKLING'S STATION! [Now or Never by Squid Squad starts playing]

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splatlandianyouth · 1 year ago

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cool to see deep cut branching out genre-wise with the splatoween version of anarchy rainbow. sounds like penis music

overheard in the square like five mins ago

#theyre not wrong. lol #splatoon #splatfest #splatoween #unreality tw

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splatlandianyouth · 1 year ago

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engelposting using posts ive seen before and also shit i came up on the spot using this site

#i know my squitter is full of stuff like this but also i wanna study this person like a bug #we would all be nowhere without makomart pancake tho i agree #unreality tw

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splatlandianyouth · 1 year ago

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#this is why you never hand your octoling friends the aux cord 💔

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splatlandianyouth · 1 year ago

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theres a WHAT at flounder heights??

yeah theres like a horrible phantom in one of the windows of the buildings at flounder heights. lives there i bet

#yeah yeah the flounder heights phantom we've all seen it #unreality tw

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splatlandianyouth · 2 years ago

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“i wish humans were real” “i wish i was a human” bruh if i was a human i’d be so mad. no swim form. covered in fuzz. no swim form. evolved from apes (like the most boring animals.) no swim form. fingernails. no swim form. like a million teeth that’ll fall out by the time they’re 50. nah honestly NO SWIM FORM?? how did they even go places

#splatoon #unreality tw

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splatlandianyouth · 2 years ago

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in case you didn’t believe me, behold: The Fuzz (not to be confused with the less cooler definition of the fuzz)

bigfoot is real and he is my boyfriend. im still voting for nessie

#they usually shave it but in keeping with the fest theme they're growing it out lol #our friend lex is on team aliens made a bet so if team bigfoot loses my bf has to go at least 2 months without shaving #and if team alien loses he has to buzz his dreads off (his job wants him to anyway but hes trying to put it off aksjsjk)#also we both look cute as heck in this photo i cannot Wait for tricolor hehe

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splatlandianyouth · 2 years ago

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bigfoot is real and he is my boyfriend. im still voting for nessie

#splatoon #splatfest #unreality tw #i'm not joking. ya know how bigfoot is like a person wearing a shag carpet or whatever? my boyfriend looks like that #just his hair though for some reason. he says he fought mammals and fell into fuzzy ooze (????) and when he woke up he was like that #he insists mammals are still alive which is why i'm voting for nessie. he is so bothered and it's funny <3

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splatlandianyouth · 2 years ago

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3 and 4 at makomart

#sitting in the baby seat of a shopping cart while a friend wheels you around at top speed is so fun fr #if you try to sit in any other part of the cart it's really hard not to slip through the grating tho 😔#unreality tw

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splatlandianyouth · 2 years ago

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ONE OF MY FRIENDS SERIOUSLY GOT A MASCOT JOB AS FRESH FISH NAAAAHHHHHHHH SKDSKDS 💀

#splatoon #unreality tw

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splatlandianyouth · 2 years ago

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any other inkblot art academy students think that the place got super messed up after the big run? my friends cousin says the whole campus still smells like salmonid slime

#splatoon #inkblot art academy #big run #salmon run #unreality tw

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splatlandianyouth · 2 years ago

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flounder heights

#NAAHHHH my cousin learned firsthand why the rent there is so dirt cheap 💀 he was outta there in 2 MONTHS #unreality tw

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