#i'm not japanese

[ask-king-bowser]

Bowser and obviously don't know Japanese

あなたはそれについて確信がありますか

[beefedleafed]

I just watched the second bnha ova and holy shit it was comedy gold

[sirenixcomeon]

Dreamix - Japanese Version

te no naka no hikari The light in my hand sore ga that is Dorimumikusu Dreamix! Yume kanaeru It can make dreams come true! Pawa-a no Power of Dorimunikusu Dreamix! umareka waru You’ll be born again yoosei as a fairy! Yume o tsukande susume Grab your dreams and move forward! te no naka no hikari The light in my hand Dorimumikusu Dreamix!

[stevekb]

It looks like I've embarrassed myself time to commit sudoku

[femme-fatiguee]

why do white men bow and speak to me in Japanese at this restaurant... 😷😷😷

[shittyclarineted]

Typical Math Class

So my friend decided to sit next to me one day which was a bad idea cus we already get yelled at for yelling across the room at each other And we all knew that our teacher would eventually scream at us And I did the best thing ever The entire period my math teacher kept yelling at us to stop talking And at one point he was so pissed he glared wt us and the entire class was quiet and shit and my friend was like 'oh shit oh shit I'mscrewed' And I just sat there and looked him in the eye and said 'uh... seumimasaeng?'(sorry in japanese) He gave me the most worried look anyone could ever possible give. And then he ignored me for the rest of the class

[byakurenbreak]

My mom picked an outfit for me to wear in a skating show. It looks nice, and it was REALLY expensive, but it looks like a short kimono. And I'm white. Normally I would wear it without any problems, but... I'm scared about what people will think if mom shows the pictures on Facebook or something.

[louhilohi]

It's really weird finding other people who have the same name as you, especially when your name's weird and rare

[asktojinkazama]

montagnedor replied to your photoset

おげふぃんな解釈をしてよろしいのでしょうかｗ(i dare write in Japanese lol)

[[Don't want to sound rude but... you know i'm not japanese, right? -Mana ]]

[drunkchaos]

Yesterday.

Yesterday was one of those long, well-spent, super fun days that I so rarely have in a year. I’m going to try my best to give myself more of these days this year.

First off, I am never, ever, evvveeerrr going to karaoke without Brenda ever againn!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING YOUR TALENT FROM ME. WTF. I feel like my whole life was a lie. I s2g. Six years of friendship. What evennn girl. My mind is still blown, to be honest. Just so you know, I am definitely going to fangirl over you whenever I see you from now on. And make you sing for me. Six whole years. Unacceptable. Gots lots of catching up to do. lmao Fuck. I can’t believe it. You should just sing your conversations to me. What has my life been. Who am I. Who are you??? lmfao

Yesterday was the perfect day to be honest. It started out as a long day of school, buses, and random errands, but even that part was fun. And then dinner and karaoke was super fun, even though the service kind of sucked. Left for Capitol Hill around 12:30 and then only had one drink, since the bar closes at 2. So many drunk people around. And whhhyy is it that guys always use the line, “Are you Japanese,” to hit on me?? Idgi. That’s not going to make me interested. 

Got back to Renton around 2 am and tried to buy alcohol at a Safeway, but unfortunately they don’t sell alcohol after 2. But it was okay. I just ended up sitting in the car with Shabana and Kiran and talking for an hour. Gaahhh I have missed talking to Shabana. My awesome friend. Definitely need to hang out with you againn sometime. I lovee you so much.

I didn’t sleep until 4 am but I still woke up around 10 am. Why. I really need to remember to set my phone on silent before I fall asleep. OTL I’m glad I decided to still go out last night, and I can’t wait to celebrate with my other group of friends next week. XD

[flower-morgue]

Okay wtf why are there some parts of this that don't have subtitles likeee Excuse me I don't understand what the fuck they're saying no matter how many damn animes and episodes of this I've watched????

[kaihell-sky]

OMGUH I SUPAH KA-WAH-EEEE :DDDDDDDD

[what-the-fuck-is-one-piece]

Chopper are you having self-worth issues D:

you shouldn't, you're awesome and cute and fabulous

and all the pirates will love you and you will be nakama

[miraculously-spotted]

*STILL WAITS LIKE A LIL' SHIT OF SUBS FROM EP5 OF DANGAN RONPA* HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNGggg