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Hank Green on Dimension 20: Pelicans--
Entire rest of the cast: immediately erupting into nervous giggles
Hank Green:
#d20#dimension 20#hank green#mentopolis#he knows exactly what he's doing#and he's so pleased with himself#hey brennan if u hurt the fix i'm going to come to ur house#i'm not going to hurt u but i am going to dramatically sob at you until u feel sorry for me#d20 spoilers#specifically for the tags#gd. the oxygen deprivation/co2 buildup fact was chillingly timed#also the fucking flkdjshfkjlds taste receptors in the urethra fact like#sir i remember that from delete this u can't fool me that's from a conversation about tiktokers dipping their balls in soy sauce#back to brennan: please dont hurt the fix that's my emotional support hulking murderer w a heart of gold
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HELLOOO THERE!! Can I request gojo dating reader because of a bet with suguru and falling for reader, reader doesn’t know and was hurt when they overheard they’re just a bet, angst to fluff pls 🫶🫶🫶
thank youuuu, hope your having a good day!!
˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱
𝐈𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠
A/N: u have no idea how much i LOVE this idea anon!!! 💗💗💗 i really hope i did it justice 😩
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Pairing: GOJO Satoru x f.reader
Summary: Suguru betted that Gojo could make anyone fall in love with him, even someone who was his complete opposite — like you.
Warnings; angst-to-fluff, angst contents — {self-loathing (Gojo), crying, heartbreak}, a little bit suggestive at the end, kissing/making out
♪ michelle
It was nice while it lasted.
The handholding in public, the stolen cheek kisses, the pampering and spoiling, relishing in the jealous looks thrown your way when he fed you bites of his food in the cafeteria, bathing in Gojo Satoru's affection. A lot of people would have killed for your position, or even a glimpse into what it's like to date your college's biggest heart throb.
You two seemed to really like each other. It was like two mismatched puzzle pieces somehow fitting together — a fascinating connection was shared. No one would have put you and him together, not even Gojo.
The only reason he asked you out in the first place was...
"Suguru, that's such a nasty idea... I love your mind."
"Just don't actually fall in love with her. The whole idea of this bet is that you can prove any girl can fall in love with you, don't forget that."
Gojo had chuckled at this, it seemed so ridiculous.
Why would he actually fall in love with you? You weren't even his type. He never paid you a sparing glance, not at school, not at parties, not around town.
You weren't his type...
So why did his heart start panging excitedly a few months into your 'fake' relationship? Why did he swoon when you fell asleep laid on his chest in his dorm room? Why did he want to kiss you so badly every time he saw your face? Why did he jump like a cat whenever he got a text from you? Why did he kiss you like the world was ending?
And why did he cry when you found out the truth? He looked distraught when Suguru let the secret slip.
Why did Gojo Satoru, the strongest, beg on his knees for you to stay when you were about to walk away?
"Please! I'm so sorry! I know it was so wrong and fucked up — shit I regret it so much — I really like you! I swear to god, I swear on my life!"
You choked on your tears so badly that you could barely talk. "I can't believe you. This is such a fucking horrible th - thing to do to s - someone, Gojo."
He felt so hurt that you went back to calling him Gojo and not Satoru, like you used to when the two of you were just mild acquaintances.
"Don't go!" He almost yelled.
His arms wrapped around your midriff, he slid down like he was too weak to support himself — like his legs went limp. He slid down until he was clinging to your legs. He sobbed with such a genuine-looking crying face that you almost believed it. He wasn't play-crying like he does to get attention or persuade people, he was ugly-crying.
Gojo Satoru, the prettiest boy you ever knew, was an ugly-crier. A string of saliva glistened between his canines, his mouth hung open like a dramatic renaissance portrait of a distraught man. His eyes were pinched so tight that fat tears cascaded out the corners.
"Please don't go!"
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Suguru found his best friend sat in the middle of the campus' main stairs. Desolate. One hand holding up his heavy head. Regretful. eyes closed.
"So it didn't go well?"
Satoru didn't raise his head, but he slowly opened his eyes and looked miserably at the floor. He watched a line of ants.
"It went as horribly wrong as you could imagine." he responded eventually.
Suguru came to sit next to him. "Are you really in love?" he asked him seriously.
"Of course I fucking am! — sorry..." Satoru snapped, then immediately mumbled an apology.
A long summer breeze went by.
"Try again." he suggested, "I'm sure she'll - "
"She fucking hates me."
There was a heavy silence after Satoru said that.
"If I were her, I'd hate me too." Satoru muttered.
Suguru went silent. He felt guilty, after all, he was the one that dared his best friend to do something as stupid as play with your heart.
Satoru watched the ants scurrying along. He felt as puny and weak as one right then. The realization of these feelings themselves are what urged him to abruptly stand up.
"I'm not giving up. I'm gonna explain to her that I really did fall in love — that I really do fucking like her so god damn much it's insane and stupid."
"That's the spirit — where are you going?" Suguru asked curiously as Satoru began heading over to the parking lot.
"I'm gonna go bring her flowers and... stuff..." he replied unsurely.
Will that really work? He wondered to himself.
"But it's gonna rain." Suguru said, "Heyyy, Satoru, listen don't just — ah, there he goes... idiot really fell in love when I warned him not to..." he muttered pitifully.
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There was a knock at your apartment door.
You wrung it open to reveal a heartbroken Gojo Satoru, soaked-through with rain, standing in the downpour, panting while holding onto a bouquet of vividly red roses. You couldn't have witnessed a more dramatic scene in a movie.
His hair was completely flat with wetness. There were raindrops running down his cheeks and dripping off his chin.
On the walk to your apartment, Satoru had mentally written a speech for you.
It was definitely a well-rehearsed heartbroken boy's 'take me back' speech. Flawless and direct. Surely it would have sufficed.
But he didn't say even the first few words of his practiced speech when your door flew open.
All he did was break down crying and fall to his knees right in front of you, like some dramatic actor — except he wasn't acting, you could feel the realness of his regrets and miseries through each sob.
"Satoru..." you looked down at him pitifully. "Come inside, you're gonna get sick." you said tenderly.
For some reason, those very small words communicated more emotions than any form of 'I love you' ever could.
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His pretty nose was slightly upturned. You noticed that when he first kissed you after your third date.
You noticed it again when you observed how red it had become from crying and sneezing.
Wrapping a blanket around him. Drying his hair. Fluffing it with your fingers. Making him some tea. Sitting him down on your bed. Putting on a movie. Letting him curl up into your arms — something he never did when you two were 'dating' because he was convinced he had to show off his dominance to win you over.
All of this together settled the air between you two. But it still didn't explain everything.
"Why'd you do something so dumb?" you asked him half-humorously.
He nibbled and chewed on his lip, eyes on the TV — not really, actually they were looking at your subtle reflection within it.
"I'm an asshole." he admitted.
"You don't say." you chuckled.
He felt bad, and uncurled his body and raised his face to look at you. Satoru never wore a serious expression in all the time you've known him, both as acquaintances and 'lovers' — except for now, which is how you know it's true.
"I wasn't supposed to fall in love with you. Suguru dared me because... well, because it seemed comical. We're opposites, no one would ever put us together right? But he and I thought that was a hilarious challenge. We wanted to see if I could catch you and make you fall in love with me, or something like that..."
He started mumbling his words and refused to look at you.
"Satoru."
"Yeah?"
He reared his head up at you.
"Did it mean something to you, the time we spent this summer?"
He didn't hesitate to respond, "It meant everything." he said.
"Well, then there we go." you said with a little smile.
"Am I being forgiven...?"
"Mhm."
He seemed taken aback and unsure. Was he really being forgiven? Were you reversing the script on him and pulling a trick on him now?
"Does this mean..." he mumbled quietly, "... that I'm allowed to kiss you right now?" he asked nervously, heart panging, eyes giving your lips a longing glance.
"You're such an idiot." you sighed, "Yeah of course it means you can kiss m — mmmf!"
You never managed the rest of your words out, they all got muffled on Satoru's lips. His hand came to cup your right cheek, fingers caressing your skin like you meant everything to him. He tilted his head into the kiss, broke apart for air, dove back in, kissed you feverishly fervently violently eagerly — with so much affection and thankfulness that you almost couldn't breathe due to being smothered.
"Sorry..." he panted after breaking the kiss, bottom lip glistening with saliva. "I'm sorry for breaking a heart as good as yours."
"Just don't do it again." you told him in a whisper.
The poor boy, two days without kissing was really too much for him. He went right back in and kissed you blue, until you gasped and subconsciously wrapped your legs around his slim waist and pulled him closer. His whole body felt hot and eager. You tasted so good, you looked so good, you loved him so good — he decided right there in the back of his mind that he'd marry you after graduation.
#♥️ 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 — 五条悟#angst#fluff#gojo#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#gojo saturo#gojo x reader#satoru x reader#gojo fluff#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fluff#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#jujustu kaisen#jjk gojo#jujutsu gojo#gojou satoru x reader#jjk satoru#jujutsu kaisen satoru#gojou satoru x you#gojo sensei#jujutsu kaisen gojo#satoru#jujutsu kaisen x reader#angst to fluff#angst with a happy ending
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eddie x reader
they have a fight and he gets so upset that she ends up getting hurt really bad he sees it and when she starts crying he tells her shes being dramatic not knowing the damage(falling and hitting her head hard )
shes bleeding everywhere
wayne hears everything so he comes inside
when eddie locks himself in the room
wayne helps her clean herself up
but shes still crying and he realizes hes all bloody and that she needs to go to the hospital bcuz shes slipping in and out of consciousness , wayne starts crying and begging for u to stay with him & eddie hears all confused
he comes out of the room and when he sees everything hes shocked and doesn’t know what to do but he starts blaming himself
they take u to the hospital and u tell eddie u forgive him & that its not his fault before u go into surgery
wayne gives eddie a stern talk and he cries but he knows when u wake up he will never fight with u again
For sure
⚠️ warning of injured reader. Eddie does not abuse her on purpose! But he is still definitely an asshole. And definitely toxic
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Y/N and Eddie were caught in their third argument of the week. It seemed every time they got alone it ended with her screaming, and not in the good way anymore.
She has no idea what happened to them. They went from shy kisses, dirty whisperers, and making love to glares, harsh words, and pure hatred. She didn't know if it was her that caused this drift or if it was him.
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"EDDIE JUST STOP SCREAMING AT ME!" she cried out. She couldn't handle him constantly screaming at her. He never was calm with her anymore. He used to never scream at her or make her cry.
He used to hate making her cry. He used to drop to his knees and wipe her tears away. But now it's like he had a sick game of seeing how many tears her eyes could hold.
"THEN LISTEN TO ME!" he screamed in her face. Throwing his hands in his hair. He was breathing fast and harshly. His nose was flaring and he felt like he was standing on fire.
"I AM. I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO YOU. WHY CAN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?" she sobbed harder. Crying so hard she choked and coughed
"just stop fucking crying" he rolled his eyes. He was tired of her being such a victim. He'd say one thing and her eyes are already flowing with tears.
"I'm trying, asshole" she bit back. Whipping her eyes as fast as she could. Her skin felt raw from the scraping of her clothes on her sensitive skin.
"I need a second" he sighed
She grabbed his hand fast, "no Eddie. You can't just walk away. Nothing will be resolved"
He yanked his hand out of her grip, with way more force than he intended. Shoving his shoulder into her as he headed for his bedroom.
When he yanked his hand out of her grip, he slightly knocked her off balance but the shove to the shoulder took her off of her feet. She whimpered as her body fell, her head smacking on the coffee table nearby. She sobbed harder as she held her head. Her vision went blurry in seconds. Panic rising in her chest instantly.
"Eddie. Wait please" she sobbed.
He sighed as he heard her crying... again.
He turned around to see her holding her head and sobbing on the floor.
"stop being so fucking dramatic. Nothing to cry about" he lashed out, slamming his bedroom door shut. He needed just a few seconds to breathe.
~~
The panic got worse. She was so scared. She could feel her hand was wet and had a feeling it was blood. She screamed for Eddie as much as her sobs would let her. Freaking out as his door never opened.
"woah hey hey" Wayne came out in seconds. He wanted to give the two privacy to deal with whatever issues they had. Eddie always walked away from fights so her screaming after him wasn't new. But the fear in her voice caused Wayne to act fast. She sounded terrified.
Wayne dropped to his knees and cradled her head
"my head" she cried softly. Her body was already growing tired
"okay let me see" he tried to hold in his gasp as he saw the blood underneath her head. Her hand was covered in deep red and her hair was matted together.
"did you hit it?" He asked fast, unbuttoning his flannel and bunching it under head to soak up the blood
"he...he accidentally pushed me....and I lost... balance... hurts "
Wayne panicked as her words got further apart
"hey now. Stay awake okay!" Tapping her cheek softly
Her eyes blinking rapidly
"I can't Wayne. It's too hard"
He watched as she kept trying to keep her eyes open but failing repeatedly
"EDWARD MUNSON" Wayne screamed as loud as he could
"HEY YOU NEED TO LOOK AT ME" he screamed in her face. Trying to get her attention on him. Clapping his hands in front of her but getting no reaction
~~
Eddie sighed as he heard his name being screamed. Figuring he was getting a lecture he planned to ignore it until he heard Wayne screaming in panic.
Eddie raced out of the door to see Y/N's body not moving and Wayne shaking the hell out of her.
"woah what the fuck" Eddie said fast, racing next to her body as he dropped on his knees.
"CALL 911 NOW" Wayne screamed again. Still moving her head side to side.
Eddie nodded fast, dialing as fast as his fingers could
Shaking as he looked at her not moving. He did that. He didn't stop when she asked, he didn't stay when she asked, and he didn't come back when she screamed for him.
~~
Eddie felt sick. Pacing in the white hallway as he bit his nails
"she's awake and we are taking her into surgery" The doctor said as he began to wheel out her bed
Eddie ran to her side immediately, wet eyes as he looked at her puffy red eyes. Cupping her cheeks
"I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. I can't believe I'm just like him" he sobbed
"no you're not. You aren't him. You didn't purposely shove me. It's okay. It's not your fault. We'll talk when I'm out of surgery. It's okay, Eds. I'm okay" she said softly. Patting his hand as the doctor wheeled her bed into the surgery room.
"we need to talk Edward."
Eddie nodded as Wayne stood behind him. A hand on his shoulder.
~~
"I don't know what's wrong with me. I used to never be so cruel to her"
Wayne watched as Eddie sobbed into his hands, sitting in the uncomfortable chair.
"I don't know either. But I didn't raise you to be just like him" Wayne said sternly
"fuck, I know" Eddie knew exactly who Wayne was talking about. He turned into his dad in a blink of an eye
He didn't physically abuse her but he hurt her. He didn't take care of her anymore. He made her cry and physically put her in the hospital.
"then shape up Edward. I'm not listening to you scream at her for no reason. She has no reason to stay with you. You don't give her any reason why you are worth it anymore. But yet she is still here because she loves you. You are blowing it. Fix yourself and fix the mess you made. Or let her go. She doesn't deserve this."
Eddie nodded. He agreed with everything Wayne said. He knew he was days away from when she walked out the door and didn't bother to come back.
And for some reason she always did. He needed to show he loved her. He needed to fix himself. And once she woke up from surgery, and back home.
He planned to fix every single thing.
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𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖞 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌!
(tw: flashing at the bottom i put blinkies there)
Call me Eros or Mayday (Anthony Sparrow irl but I prefer fun cool weird names online)
My otherkin sideblog is @that-dog-is-so-gender
he/it/e(/she but only used by my bf cus I'm testing it out)
Agender and pangender transmasculine (Ik it's contradictory but I can do whatever I want with my gender forever)
Bi and aspec (grayromantic, graysexual, arospike)
Probably autistic (getting tested soon! idk how i feel about it) so like be patient cus I don't read tones well lmfao I get so nervous
Theater kid. I bet u can tell, I've been told I'm dramatic
I post my art very inconsistently, but if you wanna see it, it can all be found under the tag #artists on tumblr (no guarantee it'll be good lol especially as you find the older shit)
My original posts are under the tag #eros says shit
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DM me if you want, I love talking to ppl, but if you're an adult I'm going to keep conversation to a minimum to ensure my safety (some of my moots are adults and they're cool af so this isn't cus I don't like you I js have a fear of being groomed so)
I am not in a place where I can donate anything
I'm bilingual and know English and Spanish but English is my first language (I've been going to bilingual schools since I was like 6) so that's fun
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I support furries, otherkins, therians, queers, disabled people, POC, Palestine, self diagnosis (yk do your research and stuff ofc, but the medical industry is fucked and sometimes ppl can't get official diagnoses), and basically anyone who isn't hurting other people and isn't an asshole.
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All the extra stuff is under the keep reading thing bc it's long and painful to read. If you don't wanna read it some of the fandoms I'm in are specified in the tags <2
𝕬𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙 𝕴 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊:
𝕾𝖙𝖚𝖋𝖋 𝕴 𝖜𝖆𝖙𝖈𝖍 - Helluva Boss - Brandon Rogers - DEADPOOL MOVIES!!!!!! AGHJAKJHGFCDFGHJ - X-Men '97 - The New Mutants (the movie sucked but it has a special place in my heart, ok? I love Rahne Sinclair) - Supernatural (I'm on season 11 rn) - Good Omens - Dead Boy Detectives
𝕸𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝕴 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 - Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) - RHPS - Cabaret (1998) - Falsettos - West Side Story - Beetlejuice - Addams Family - Frankenstein - Prolly more I forgot to list but those are my faves
𝕸𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖈 𝕴 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 (𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖘) - Remo Drive - Mitski - Fall Out Boy - NOAHFINNCE - MCR - boygenius - IDKHBTFM - Jack Stauber - The Amazing Devil - Queen - Billy Joel - Green Day - Tom Petty - Bikini Kill - Rabbitology - The Crane Wives - Paramore
𝕳𝖔𝖇𝖇𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖎𝖌 - Sewing - Drawing - Making kandi (although my bf does it better he's the bead master he taught me his ways and I am but a lowly bead wench compared to his bead mastery) - I write a little bit of poetry and I'm proud of it but I don't show people it often and it's shitty but oh well - Sobbing into my pillow over the full moon episode - Makeup - Fashion design - Idk being a furry? Drawing them? Wearing my dino mask is fun I like to bite things with it it's very nice - IDK WHERE ELSE TO PUT IT BUT I LIKE FRANKENSTEIN
𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝕴 𝖐𝖎𝖓 (not in a fictionkin way but I do support y'all) - Crowley (Good Omens) - Stolas (Helluva Boss) - Blitz (Helluva Boss) - Dean Winchester (Supernatural) - Castiel (Supernatura) - Deadpool (All media. He's my babygirl) - Party Poison
I'm like always adding to this lol
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oh shit bro!!! ok! ahh if you have time and you would like to, would you have anything at all in the realm of hurt/comfort for lalo and/or nacho? ngl im down in the pits and ur writing is like a grilled cheese sandwhich on a cold rainy day, its amazing.
idk, maybe the reader is kind of going through it mentally and hella withdraws from everyone which causes conflict bc ahhh cartel work or something (idk man i dont deal drugs) and so The Boys go and check up on u bc "dude did you die or something?" (bc cartel stuff yknow?) and YOURE like "no i didnt die im just vibing bro but the vibes are tainted and gross" and theyre like "cool lets fix that." yknow? idk man the world is your oyster, i trust you. go nuts. but only if you would like to and have the time, i dont wanna pressure you to do anything homie :,) i hope u have a good day.
by far the cutest ask i have ever been sent. i'm sobbing. ily. and i am a WHORE. for hurt/comfort. you just get me!
cw: this gets kind of heavy at parts! maybe releasing something subconsciously with this man idfk. some of talk of depression, anxiety, stuff of that nature. enjoy!!
you legitimately wanted to disappear. forever.
your brain was constantly scrambled, erratic, and loud. you thought of everything and remembered nothing 99.9% of the time. what you did remember was nothing short of miserable reminders of what got you to where you were. who you were. what you'd done.
the shaking of your desperate hands and shuttered breathing of your lungs were nothing compared to the mind-numbing, seemingly endless spew of unfortunate findings in the barren wasteland that was your brain.
you hadn't come into work in 3 days. it had been 3 days since you'd step foot onto the tiled floor of el michoacáno. 3 days since you'd showered. 3 days since you'd moved, besides the awkward shifting during the freezing cold in the middle of the night, when you attempted to sleep. you were miserable, and the worst part was you couldn't decipher why.
it had also been 3 days since you'd checked your phone. oblivious to the countless amount of mixed calls from some of the only contacts you had: nacho and lalo. when you finally made it to reaching your phone, shoved in the drawer of your nightstand, your eyes widened. you ruined something again.
the texts varied from
L: ¿dónde diablos estás?
N: lalo me está molestando.
to
N: hate to say it, but i miss you
L: come back pls
you felt terrible, throwing your phone back to its place with a groan, hiding under the covers like you could escape the tenderness of missing your coworkers. more specifically, your friends.
all you could try to focus on was the gentle beating of your heart, remembering the time that nacho calmed you down the first time you had a panic attack in front of him after nearly dying. his hands were ice cold against your hot cheeks, pulling the hands that were hopelessly wiping away the streaming tears all the way down to your chest.
"el corazón. no cesará. no te dejaré tampoco."
you can still recall the pattern of his slow heart that you heard while you cried against his chest.
you weren't sure how long it was until you felt a change in the air. minutes, hours, days? time was moving irrationally slow and fast all at once. you were still blankly lying against your bed, buried under your blankets. nacho felt like he was at your wake.
you were zoned out, eyes only focusing when the two men you were worried about had seemingly teleported in front of your bed. instead of dropping a sarcastic, self-deprecating joke (like you usually do), you merely turned to the other side with a dramatic sigh.
a pair of rough fingers jumped in front of your line of vision, snapping rambunctiously.
"hey, hey! what the hell, mi amigo!?" his tone was dripping with comedy. "you have no right to ignore either of us. we've been so good to you."
you knew it was lalo quickly, thanks to the delicious grandiose of his gravely voice.
you finally turned around, hearing your bones crack as you pushed yourself up to lay against your bedpost. nacho and lalo drank in your disheveled state, agitation on their faces quietly fading into a look you knew all too well: concern. you glimpsed down at nacho's hand, rubbing his thumb over something he was obviously nervous about before shoving it in his pocket.
"i-" you started, blood suddenly running cold at the what you thought to be shameful eyes staring right at you. for some reason, a lump that had been building for what felt like years finally exploded in the back of your throat, a quick tear that you attempted to wipe away slipping down your cheek, going to push away nacho's anxious hand that reached for your back.
"what? you what?" lalo's posture had completely changed, eyes softening.
the tears were flowing fearlessly now, your eyes still dim and lifeless. you seemed to be fading away, in real time. it was melancholy.
"i am not-" you swallowed, putting a hand to your heart subconsciously.
"i am not ignoring you guys." you said firmly, staring lalo right in the eyes with your stoic, but unconvincing gaze.
the two exchanged looks at each other, nacho biting the inside of his cheek, lalo scratching the back of his neck. they had no idea what to do. they killed people for a living! even if you three weren't the most fond of each other at times, you obviously cared about each other.
"i'm just adjusting. i've got a lot going on. needed some rest." you explained, pressing your fingers together so hard that when you pulled them apart, the skin eased open slowly.
"haha." you were unconvincing, and unrelenting in how much you swore that everything was just fine.
lalo was already strutting his way into the kitchen, starting on something he knew you'd like: chicken noodle soup. when you went to scold him for barging in your home, he just pressed a gentle kiss on your head, making your eyes widen because that is so unlike him.
while lalo got to work in the kitchen, nacho cautiously sat at the end of your bed. when you went to talk, still tearful and messy, nacho politely put a hand up.
"you don't have to explain yourself all the time, you know?" he asked, genuine curiosity brewing in his deep eyes.
"i mean, especially not to me or him." he nodded towards the kitchen, past your doorway. "do you see how we have spent our lives?" he asked, pressing a tickling finger into your side, grinning ear to ear when you smiled the tiniest bit.
"listen. i know how it feels." he started, eyes searching around the floor to try and put what he wanted to say politely, into terms he knew wouldn't blossom into spouts of dangerous overthinking in your unpleasantly fragile mind. he looked just about as sad as you.
"i know what it feels like to have no one understand." he finally looked up at you, hands gently pressing into your shoulders. his eyes were almost watering. maybe you were hallucinating.
you started to cry more, and his frown grew.
"please, please do not cry." he started.
"estás muy cerca de romperme el corazón." was said under his breath. mumbled like an unforgivable sin at the altar.
while his hands wiped away at your tears, he just silently told you, "we care about you. we all care about each other. we have to."
his touches that were so comfortable against your tense body led you to your bathtub, and before you knew it he was sitting on the edge of your toilet and rubbing body wash against your spine. his grimace grew at your sorrowful, hunched figure.
"please do not cry." was uttered again, like you crying would shatter his world just as much as yours.
as soon as you were dressed in fresh clothes, and your messy hair was neatly pulled away from your face, nacho brought you back to your newly cleaned bed.
you felt like your only lifeline was his warmth surrounding what felt like the arctic that you had embedded yourself in.
lalo invited himself back in, pressing a beautiful tray of chicken noodle soup onto your lap, wrapping a blanket around your shoulders with an airy sense of comedy (he pretended like the job was a massive issue to him, groaning each time he had to move, watching you deeply to see you laugh).
you just stared up at both of them, like you had never experienced this kind of care before.
if you were being honest with yourself, you definitely hadn't.
"well?" lalo started, looking right back at you. "eat." he said, almost in a way that a mother does to their child. he scolded you, but in the way that you know had the purest and most loving intentions.
when you did, you noticed the sharp, grainy pain in your throat was instantly washed away. you couldn't stop. your nutrient-deprived body scarfed down the meal, chugging the glass of water he added on the side.
"thank you guys." was all you said, looking away with a gentle smile on your face.
"are you kidding me? of course!" lalo laughed. "you just need to come coddle me every time i get sick. deal?" he asked, rubbing your head.
after hours of hugs and distracting conversations, the pair decided you were well enough to leave for the night.
"get lots of rest, okay? don't need you to lose any focus at work." lalo pointed a demanding finger at you, chest raised like he was the king of the world. "be safe."
you nodded, your head leaning into your pillow with a grin. nacho situated himself in front of you once more, reaching into his pocket. he made his way out while you read the tiny slip of battered paper.
you noticed a gorgeous blue, dried flower pressed against the right edge. in his messy handwriting you could dechiper:
"el corazón. no cesará. no te dejaré tampoco."
#um hello#im so proud of this#sobbing#angst#hurt/comfort#better call saul x reader#nacho varga#nacho varga x reader#lalo salamanca#lalo salamanca x reader#better call saul#this made me cry
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episode 2 script: witherstorm x penisstorm forbidden fuckfest
[transcript] I banged ur mom bro I can’t wait 2 draw this. short, sweet, simple, straight to the point, definitely not made on franticfanfic.com
One day the ballestical penisstorm heard some ok anyway lets skip to the sex part!!!
the penisstorm starting moaning dramatically as the witherstorm slowly stroked its manhood (its entire body) with its tentacles
"do u like that babygril :333" says the witherstorm
"a-ah.. yes master" moans the penisstorm
then the witherstorm slowly started stroking faster
"a-aaahh go faster pweasee daddy.." says the penisstorm, moaning with excitement..
then the witherstorm finally stopped, edging the penisstorm
Witherstorm starts putting all of the tentaclehood inside penisstorm and penisstorm lets out a huge moan "AWOOOUGHUGHAAAWUGH harder withie" witherstorm then strokes the penisstorm's sensitive spots and the penisstorm starts whimpering and blushing while the witherstorm growls to penisstorm's face "oh yes touch my insides put your juicy manhood in me YESSS!!!!!!!" The penisstorm moaned
“Ngh…. Ngh… I cant take it anymore!!! I’m gonna CUM!!!!!!!!!!” the witherstorm screamed
“YES!!! SHOOT UR CREAMY SPERMSTORMS INSIDE OF ME NGH MFF~~~~” penisstorm got. absoluted filled to the brim with the glowing purple cum of the witherstorm
“that was so good kitten… AGH! JESSE?! Youre home early honey…” witherstorm chuckled.
“WHO… WHO IS THIS????” Jesse wailed
“YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH A… PENIS??”
“I swear it’s not like that babe we’re just butt buddies”
“Butt buddies are u fucking serious” Jesse sobbed
“Ya he just comes over for a quick butt fuck nothing else I swear”
“NOTHING ELSE??? IS MY ASS NOT GOOD ENOUGH???” Jesse wailed
“Yes ur ass is so gay” witherstorm yelled
“YOURE GAY!!!”
“ITS FINE I LOVE PENISSTORM MORE!!!”
Penisstorm yelped
Jesse sighed and walked out of the the witherstorms room. It had been a good run.
later that day the ballestical penisstorm and the witherstorm were chillin, casually making out while obliterating everything in their sight because its funny.
"Man, i luv you so much penis you're my #1 babygirl fr :33" The witherstorm said while slapping an entire town to death
"Aww i love you 2 :33" the penisstorm said, giggling and blushing.
"Although I feel like i haven't been completely honest with you penis.. yknow how i said i was single with no kid??" thw witherstorm said after it was finally done slapping the small town to death.
the penisstorm glared at the witherstorm with curiosity in its glowing purple eyes
"I.. im married and i have a child.. its ugly as fuck tho" the witherstorm said, staring to the ground out of shame
"Oh.. well-" the penisstorm said, but was interrupted mid sentence by a man in the distance
"WITHERSTORM??! MY MEOW MEOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT THING!??" both of the storms turned out of shock to see a texas man with red suspenders in the distance (bro still hasnt learnt that the witherstorm likes the penisstorm more)
"A-AHH-, JESSE BBG I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT WORK.." The witherstorm yelped in shock
"THATS UR HUSBAND??" the penisstorm yelled
"YEA I AM AND ILL KICK YOUR ASS FOR MAKING OUT WITH MY BBG..." Jesse screamed
"Babe pls this isnt-" the witherstorm was interrupted
"Don't worry babe ill deal with this penis just stay back ok kitten???" Jesse said, approaching the penisstorm with his cummand hoe
"dont hurt my little sugar penis!!! I know you cheated on me with toy chica!!!" the witherstorm yelled throwing blocks towards jesse
"w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-ww-w-w-ww-wwhat????? how did you know that??? please it was just a goof!!" jesse said tears filling his eyes
"toy chica thrusted 69 penises into you as a goof?!"
"well yea i mean who hasnt done that as a goof..?" jesse asked inquisitively
Jesse ran out and listened to clarity after spermstorm (the witherstorm and penisstorms kid) "YOU ARE THE PIECE OF ME I WISH I DIDNT EAT" penisstorm hovered to jesse and said "WAIT I'M SURE HE DIDNT MEAN THAT" jesse walked over to penisstorm and went jesse started singing "IF ALLL OUR LOVE WAS TRAGEDY WHY ARE YOU MY MELODY!! IF-" but was slapped by the penisstorm then spermstorm jumped out of nowhere and started shouting at jesse about that hes gay "I AM NOT GAY I JUST LIKE DONGS UP MY ASS IT FEELS GOOD AND ORGASMIC" jesse cried "ACTUALLY YOU ARE GAY ACCORDING TO MY STATISTICS" the spermstorm said but then jesse cries out "LEAVE ME ALONE!!! FOR ONCE!!!!" And then jesse runs away never to be seen from the penisstorm and the spermstorm, jesse lives in a little tent with a pet rock named poodle as jesse writes a note "Hello my name is jesse, i am away from everyone including penisstorm I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS! I now live in a little campsite with my pet rock poodle i often go fishing, this is my new life style cry about it" jesse sends out the note to everyone he knows.
Sad credits with jesse playing a sad song
OK THATS IT :3 I’m 2 tired to fix spacing, grammar & stuff I’m so eepy I stayed up until 3 posting these scripts (IT TOOK SO LONG 4 SOME REASON??) anyway bye guys
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PERSEVERANCE // OIKAWA TORU
word count: 2.0k+
warning: slight angst, reader is blaming themself due to failure of past relationship, might have spelling and grammar errors
song inspo: next to me by imagine dragons
amihan’s note: temporary banner bcs haven't got the chance to edit oikawa's. ahhh, i love this fic too, pardon my horrible transitions. here's your request bb @okakamaki happy reading!
!! small manga spoiler
best friend!toru x gn!reader (aoba johsai’s vbc manager)
“what comes to your mind when you hear ‘oikawa toru’?” the interviewer smiles brightly, holding the mic in front of you for your voice to be heard loud and clear.
the question makes you stop and think about it carefully. you look at the interviewer who’s standing out of frame, “oikawa toru?” you repeat after them, they nod at your words.
“ah him, oikawa toru... is a patient man,” you look at their eyes before looking around. “also a reliable person who puts everyone before himself,” the interviewer hums, letting you continue.
“most importantly, oikawa toru perfectly embodies egalitarian,” the interviewer retracts the mic to ask, “would you care to elaborate us on that, mx?”
you nod and lean down to say, “he believes in everyone,” your eyes staying in contact with the camera lens.
“thank you, mx,” the interviewer bows to you as you do the same, bidding goodbye with a smile before going back to your table.
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oikawa toru is known by all, he has a lot of girls swooning over him, heck some male players have at least a small crush on him.
who wouldn’t? he’s perfect, positive energy is surrounding him everyday. he’s there to lift up everybody’s spirits, even yours.
“y/n-chan!” toru’s cheerful voice echoes in the gym. you turn and give toru a disappointed look. hajime, who was talking to you not long ago, follows suit, “the hell are you doing here, shittykawa?”
toru huffs, “to play volleyball of course,” approaching the two of you, he opens up his arms about to give you a hug.
you put a hand out, “no, it hasn’t been a day since you had your injury.” the captain, being the stubborn guy he is, “i’m all good to go.”
hajime grumbles, “i’ll kick him out,” you nod at his words, “please do.” toru looks at the two of you with his mouth hanging open, “don’t talk like i’m not he- hey iwa-chan! nooooo!” toru’s whines fade as he’s dragged outside by the wing spiker.
after taking care of toru, hajime looks at you with concern in his eyes, “are you sure you’re gonna be alright?” you snicker at him, “can’t believe i’m saying this but toru’s right, are you my mother?” you say in a teasing manner.
but instead of facing his wrath, the boy just sighs, “how many months has it been since you’ve last seen him?” you shrug, “don’t know and don’t care, haji” you say while avoiding eye-contact.
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after the practice match ends, “y/n...san,” wakatoshi calls after you. you stop from speed-walking, back still facing him. shiratorizawa's ace stares at your back, mind running on what to say next.
he slowly approach you, hand reaching out. taking a hold of your wrist, he spins you around and engulfs you in a hug. tears start running down your face, your head pressed firmly against his chest.
meanwhile, toru, who did not listen and stayed even with your and hajime's protest, his smile falters watching the scene unfold.
issei blocks the view and turns him around, ushering him back inside the gym. “come on, i’m sure that’s nothing” the middle blocker tries to assure him.
“it’s not your fault,” wakatoshi mumbles, pulling away as he wipes your tears. you close your eyes, nodding along his words, “you’ll find someone better, i'm sure of it.” he's not one to cry but seeing him with red eyes and hear his sniffles makes your heart clench.
“but i want you,” you whisper, holding the hand on your face, looking up to him. wakatoshi shakes his head, “you know we can’t," his tone firm and stern.
he leans down, forehead touching with yours, both your eyes fluttering close, “it’s not your fault, okay?” wakatoshi reminds you once again, as if to engrave it in your mind.
“no, it is” you say while shaking your head, he holds your face still, with a stern voice he says, “none of this is your fault, y/n.”
slowly, he lets go of your face, whispering, “i’m letting you go. you’re free, y/n.”
your tears continue to stream down, taking some deep breaths trying your best to calm down. wakatoshi takes a few steps back, the two of you looking deeply into each other’s eyes.
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your lips tremble at his words. he bows down to you, taking a moment before turning on his heel. your hand reaches out for him as his frame slowly disappears from your sight.
months had passed yet you can’t seem to forget wakatoshi, the closure is still fresh on your mind, replaying like it just happened yesterday.
you sit down on the floor, back leaning on the wall. good thing, there’s nothing much going on for today.
you hear some shuffling next to you, “toru, i said no. i’m not ready,” you say, not opening your eyes to check on the person, “ouch, you’re brutal. i’m surprised oikawa hasn’t given up yet,” takahiro states while wiping his sweat.
you sigh, looking at the boy beside you, repeating your words, “i’m not ready.” he hums, downing the rest of his water.
“you won’t get rid of him easily though,” he smiles, bringing a hand to ruffle your hair, “it’ll get better soon.”
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toru’s smile gets wider seeing the gift you have for him, “i’m sorry, it’s not that much valuable,” you say as he takes out the hand-made bracelet, “what do you mean? i love it!” his hand fumbling, thrilled to wear the gift.
“you love anything that comes from y/n,” issei says, snickering at their captain. “but i do love it,” toru replies, “i’m glad,” you smile at him, his heart skipping a beat. “toru..?” you call out, the boy frozen in place, “this dork..” hajime mutters.
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you hug your knees closer to your chest, sobs getting uncontrollable. destiny must have its ways with you two because like always, toru finds you in your vulnerable state. “y/n,” he mutters, approaching your fragile frame.
you look up to him, “i’m no good toru, it was all my fault,” you mumble against your knees, eyes red and puffy from crying. toru cradles you and pulls you close to him, his presence making you feel at home and secure.
“why would you even want me?” you sniff and wipe your tears harshly with the back of your hand, “you have everyone at your will yet…” you sob, “yet you’re here.” you can see the pain in his smile, “because the world seems to stop if i’m not with you.”
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toru smiles at the camera, waving at it before looking back at the interviewer, “before leaving the country, as one of the well-known monster generation, do you have something to say?” the boy nods, looking at the camera.
“i’ll get everything i want and will be the one standing at the top with a big smile on my face,” confidence overflowing in his words.
hajime’s face scrunches up from their ex-captain’s words, they've graduated college and he’s still as ambitious as ever.
takahiro peeks from behind hajime and points at toru’s hand as he waves goodbye to the camera, “he still has that?” their eyes fleeting down on toru’s hand.
your eyes widen while watching toru’s last interview before going abroad, “toru…”
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you groan, your phone’s been ringing for a while now, peeking at the clock, the red bold ‘2:00 am’ staring back at you.
not caring about the caller, you press the green button and mumble, “hello?” eyes fluttering close.
toru gasps and mutters apologies after apologies, “y/n-chan, i’m sorry i didn’t mean to call you,” he exclaims. you hum, “uh huh,” your mind on auto-pilot, his words not registering to you.
the boy on the other side of the phone smiles fondly, “do you find me attractive?” you nod, “yes,” you mutter.
he chuckles, “alright, i’m hanging u-” his farewell getting cut off by his own thought, ‘should i?’ he ponders, at least he can hear those sweet words even if you don’t mean it.
he gnaws on his bottom lip before uttering, “will you be my other half?” you mumble incoherent words while toru presses the phone against his ear more to hear you better, “i would love to,” his eyes widen, cheeks beginning to shade red.
“damn it, it's not fair how you still make me fluster even if you’re not aware,” he mutters behind his hand.
“have a nice sleep, love. sorry for the disturbing,” he ends the call with a sigh, his teammates looking at him weirdly, he sheepishly smiles and turns his back on them.
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hajime groans, his expression screaming displeasure. “come on haji, he’s not that much late,” you say while poking his side, “ah, y’all missed me too much,” toru’s voice makes four heads snap in his direction.
it seems like nothing has changed, the group is still buzzing with never ending stories, it’s like no one aged at all. you smile to yourself looking around the table, “you okay?” you turn to toru and nod, especially him.
as toru strikes a conversation with you, takahiro opens up a topic that has not been brought up ever since high school, “you two are still not together?” toru shakes his head, holding his chest and fakes a hurt expression, “why must you break my heart like this, y/n.”
glancing at hajime, he nods to you while gesturing at toru, issei raises a brow to this, “wait… no way,” he mutters while takahiro looks at him, “what?” he whispers to him, you take toru’s hand where he wears the bracelet on.
his dramatic script coming to a stop, he looks at you, confused by the actions. “y/n-” you turn the bracelet around, a different color from how he usually wears it.
“you know i’ve always wondered why it’s a different color from each side,” he looks into your eyes, oblivious to what’s happening.
“that means yes, toru” you smile up to him, his eyes widening, “yes..?” he echoes you. “finally,” hajime mumbles with a big smile, you nod to his words, his eyes welling up in tears. “please tell me this isn’t a dream nor a prank,”
you shake your head and open your arms for him, he lets out a breath and tackles you in a hug. you chuckle at his actions while petting his hair, “thank you for taking a chance on me,” you mumble against the crook of his neck.
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“congratulations on your win!” the same interviewer exclaims, a big smile on their face as toru clasps his hands together bowing in gratitude, sweat dripping down his pretty face.
“i have one question for you,” toru turns to the side leaning forward to hear the interviewer better, “ah yes, ask away” a charming smile plastered on his face, the same smile that made people all over the world swoon.
“what comes to your mind when you hear ‘oikawa y/n’?” the same question as yours, he continuously nods while taking a deep breath looking around as he thinks of the word.
he looks back at the interviewer, leaning closer to the mic. he stares at the lens, “oikawa y/n is my world.”
the interviewer smiles fondly, the action exactly like yours. “do you want to know what they thought of you?” toru looks back at the interviewer and wipes the sweat from his forehead. “but don’t tell them you told me,” he says while holding his index finger in front of his lips.
the interviewer chuckles and recites your exact words, “oikawa toru is a patient, reliable, and an egalitarian person,” the last word perking his interest, “egalitarian?” he repeats the word, looking at them.
they nod, “it means you believe in everyone.” toru’s eyes immediately softened, his fatigue fading away like magic, “did they really?” the interviewer eagerly nods, somehow feeling like a real-life cupid.
toru looks back at the camera smiling and shows the bracelet, kissing it together with the ring on his finger, “i’ll keep that in mind, mx oikawa,” he says while pointing at the lens.
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