#i'm not actually

[sooahbites]

What if...?

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[forestshadow-wolf]

So I had a thought... I know i know it won't happen again (yes it will) but anyway ghost in high heels. And I don't mean like platforms or wedges. I'm talking like wicked 6+ inch stilettos. They're black, of course. They're also suede and made of real leather.

Soap found them in ghosts room. He was keeping ghost company as he was filling out paperwork.

"Hey, ghost? What're there?"

"Shoes, Sergent? I'm sure you've heard of 'em"

"Yes I know that, but why do you have 6 inch jimmy choos in your closet? Do you even know how to wear them?" A second later ghost can hear soap wisper to himself, "steamin' jesus these musta been expensive"

It is at this point that ghost turns around. He does indeed know how to wear them. quite well, actually. But why does soap know that they cost so much? Hmm? Better yet why does he know the name on them? A smile pulls at ghost's masked lips.

"I do And because I bought 'em. Put them back, they were blood expensive"

"I know how to handle heels, I had sisters, ya' ken... so... you ever gonna wear them?"

"Buy me dinner first"

"Got nothin' planned this weekend. I'll take ya somewhere real nice"

Ghost chuckled, but he could also tell the scot wasn't joking, so he nodded affirmative.

The weekend rolls around, soap is changed and now sitting on ghost's bed as he changes in his private bathroom. When he comes out he's wearing a black button-up with a white suit vest, and matching black pants. The pants are tight, I mean hug his ass and calfs tight. Soap's wearing almost the exact opposite, except he's got one less button to show off his chest more.

Ghost goes over to the closet to grab the stilettos, when he catches something out of the corner of his eye. He does a double take. Soap's got two pairs of shoes, one are black dress appropriate loafers, and the other a pair of white heels. An image of his johnny in thoes heels flashed through his mind. He quickly shakes it from his mind and grabs his heels.

(Lord this is getting long) anyway soap chooses the heels so he's not too much shorter than ghost. Ghost switched his balaclava for a black medical mask, then they head to dinner. They look fantastic, lots of pictures are taken. They look like they should be at an awards show, it's a good thing they're going to a 5 star restaurant.

(Will I elaborate more on this at some point? Maybe..if I don't forget about it)

[v-createz]

Would you believe me if I said that I was an Abegogh shipper 😍⁉️

[soup-mother]

i better see you all voting in tulips rose thorn poll btw, I'm gonna be dissapointed in you otherwise

[twig-gy]

STOP MAKING JTOH FANGAMES. I'M TIRED OF SEEING THEM

[pr3ttyf4wn]

idk i feel like it lost its whimsical-ness i don't like it :(( but i already changed everything this is stupid im deleting my blog BUMP THIS

[spacenintendogs]

anyways i'm normal now.

[transgender-catboy]

Need him biblically

[sunlitmcgee]

cclingy mains who hate cranboo are just cbeeduo mains who hate ctommy but Smugger I'm sorry

[amorisland]

Look I know Marshall is a HUGE red flag BUUUUT hear me out

I love his banter he’s so playful and idk I do have a thing for bad boy characters... ughhh 

[de4dlyniightshade]

every time someone tells me i'm funny my clit grows.

which is why i have a massive vagina of course.

[aerielz]

Wait did they just launch the promo on valentine's day? How do you want me to not read too much into this

[andiwriteordie]

reading the dance scene from THP chapter 2 and I’m getting MASSIVE tangled kingdom vibes was this your intention? I love it

also is luzios as a whole inspired by the kingdom of corona 👀👀

i also get slight merthur vibes from Mike and Will’s convos (but still in a very byler way <3) hehe

anyways I left a comment but I’ll just say here too that I love this fic so much oh my god andi you’ve outdone yourself (again!!)

elli!!! hi :)

ok yeah the tangled-ification of byler is so personal to me, so i absolutely drew from tangled to make the kingdom of luzios, especially with the little dance scene hehe. there's another scene in will's fic inspired by tangled (rip no lanterns, even though that would've been fun).

THE MERTHUR VIBES FROM MIKE AND WILL WERE ALSO SOOOO REAL AND INTENTIONAL. the net scene from uh ... ch 3? was directly inspired by this merthur scene <3

thank you so so much for taking the time to write this!!! i'm so glad you enjoyed it! <3

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[trans-ralsei]