#i'm no longer 😭😭😭 a high schooler 😭😭😭

[silent-wolf]

chem tmrw and then i'm officially graduating WTF WTFFF

[azumasoroshi]

minidura chapter 11 react

ok i found chapter 11 translated by amnemonie on tumblr (thank you thank you thank you and if you want me to take this down i will!!) but there's no guarantee ill be able to find the rest lmAOo we'll see

HOT MAN!!! HOT MAN

i mean what no pathetic sopping wet man

cat face izaya i thought id never see you again

man after realizing there's a minidura tag i saw a post that was like "i wish minidura got animated like bsd wan" and like. YEAH. PLEASE

it would be the perfect revival of the durarara fandom pleaseeeeeee do it for meeeeeeee we could revive durarara like we revived trigun

and i need shizuo izaya and shinra cooking together being animated. please

anyway izaya looks like he really doesnt wanna be here in that last panel and i mildly spoiled myself on the comments/reblogs saying this one is really mean to izaya which you know i live for. [cracks knuckles] i hope he gets hit by a truck but like an emotional one because that's the only one he'd really react to

oh god he's more pathetic than i thought he'd be

they're really looking at him like "damn bitch you good" which is fair

bro summoned up all his courage to ask 😭rip bozo

??????????? THEY TOLD YOU HE'D BE WITH THEM

izaya simultaneously has the best social skills known to man and the WORST social skills known to man

ill never stop bringing this up but. now presenting orihara "i love humans because they're so unpredictable" izaya getting fucked by humans' predictability everybody

and here we see izaya walking awkwardly in his natural habitat, trying to eat cake with high schoolers /j

kadota casually calling out izaya on his bullshit bkgjdSGKHDSHds

he just wants to eat cakeeeee someone go with him

not me though i wouldnt be caught dead with that man

i swear walker's face gets longer every time i see him and it tickles me so much

aaaand cue shizuo on stage right

god bless erika for suggesting that he invite shizuo cuz id have done it myself

also "just today". are you implying that you want to see shizuo every other day. izaya.

WAIT

WAIT IS TODAY IZAYA'S BIRTHDAY

OH

oh my god thats actually sad okay

id say to ask namie but namie probably rejected him already without even letting him finish the question bkfdgjhgf

shinra keeping up the stupid anniversaries trend from that other chapter we love a consistent malewife

man shiki he wasnt even here for work 😭 at least he got some food although karasumi does not look that good if im being honest

at least compared to cake

shinraaaa you FORGOTTTT

may 4th is the date of my statistics exam but i swear ill celebrate it for you izaya. ill even mark it down on my calendar

oh 💀 namie is as delusional as i am. love that for her

he's even singing to himself ohhhhh poor baby...(i say this as if i'm not grinning wildly to myself in my room rn)

i swear i feel bad for him but he's so fun to bully

man i remember those fics where shizuo was the only one to remember izaya's birthday bgkjhfdgfd i guess those were founded from somewhere (even if his gifts were things like 'not chasing him today' or sending him black roses)

oh my god 😭 he's so desperate at this point i didnt think he'd actually be happy to see shizu-chan

even grabbing him by the arms bkgdssdkahdskjhgsdsd

this is gonna end badly though if the comments/reblogs i read have anything to say about it

😭yep the izaya bullying is real

SHIZUO NOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS BASICALLY THE WHOLE CAKE

izaya's conscious too 💀 MAN

part of me feels like this is narita's personal revenge against the shizaya fans in his fanbase askdbgskjhsdhgsd shizuo needs to be extra cruel to prove he's not gay

he's so happy to just get birthday textssssss this is so sad

[tyunni]

ohh that’s good that your dad is understanding about that and that you get freedom in that aspect of your life. i think that’s important. i basically grew up in church lol i wasn’t necessarily forced? ig into the religion. it was more like i just grew up that way,,, if that makes sense lol. and pLS YOU DEF HAVE YOUR GRANDPA’S TALENT! and speaking of! imma just say it now,, your cb post may!!!! it was so good omg thank you for providing us with that quality 👏🏻 content 👏🏻 i really enjoyed it 😌 and i mean it when i say i can’t wait for the maknae ver. so you better come out with it soon 🔫

yeah i wish ppl were more understanding? open-minded? idrk if those are the right words but yeah i hope your country’s situation gets better :( also the predebut jakey pic 🥺🥺🥺 omg tho i’ve seen that one before, this time hit different for some reason 🥺 he’s just so cute pls 😭 and his lil cheekies 🥺 omg 😭 i’ll listen to you rant all the time if it means jakey pics 🤩 no i’m kidding but srsly tho that’s what i’m here for (not the jake pics,, unless? 👀 i’m talking about the ranting lol) thanks for sharing tho. it really sucks what your country is having to go through, and i suck at politics and things like that so i can’t really say much or suggest anything lol but yeah :( it’s nice to hear about and it’s insightful. i wish the best for you guys :(

ANSWERING THIS A BIT LATEHDWJSHEH

yeah i'm glad he didn't really drag me to church and stuff, i mean it was only natural cuz my mom isn't that big on religion either so if he could put up with her not wanting to go do religious activities he would be able to be just fine with me and my siblings AND YEAH I DO UNDERSTAND THAT there are definitely a lot of families that i know who take their children to church since they're little, and then the children grow to love the religion themselves and do it voluntarily. but also there a lot of parents who basically drag their children there almost every day and the poor kids just get squeezed into the big crowd of so many people and it's really sad to see because they obviously don't wanna be there, they can't even comprehend what's happening in the first place while their parents pay absolutely no mind to them because they're so caught up in their own stuff. the amount of times i've seen little kids, and i mean LITTLE like 5-6 years old, run around outside of church with zero parent supervision. so it kinda makes me mad (at the parents) when i look at them cuz they're obviously not old enough to know what's happening and get to know their religion in ways such as y'know going to church and listening to the adults talk about the importance of it, they simply want to have fun with their peers, not get crushed in a crowd.

AND TYSMDNSNDNDN I REALLY APPRECIATE IT THABK U FOR LIKING IT i was a bit nervous while posting tbh 😭😭😭 was and still am not very confident in it, but yk it had to be done cuz my followers were starving from 0 content from me for like two months 😞 AND YEAHSHHSHE THE MAKNAE VERSION IS DEFINITELY LONGER THAN THE HYUNG LINE VERSION,,,, jungwons one specifically (which i already have in my drafts, separately cuz it's literally too long) that i finished a few months ago. i need to write for sunoo and then maknae line will be out in no time!!! maybe- IF I GET THE MOTIVATION TO WRITE 🗣️📢

and tyty for listening fr i rlly hope it gets better too, but with the way things are going i can sense that it won't happen anytime soon :/ i just pray that i get out of here asap once i graduate and get a decent job cuz its getting too overwhelming to be surrounded by a bunch of idiots, not much coming from a high schooler ik but the adults here are literally d u m b. AND YEAHSHSHHW HERE U GO HERE R SOME JAKEY PICS. WHEN I TELL U THIS PERFORMANCE BROKE ME ENTIRELY. I'M GETTING BIAS WRECKED FROM LEFT TO RIGHT.

[56thingsinaname]

Helloo this is your Secret Santa from the North Pole. We had a bit of an air traffic (you know how it is with Rudolph and the rest of the reindeers) but everything has been in order! I hope this little gift makes up for it!

....

It's been a year since Conan had turned back into Shinichi and he couldn't deny missing the Detective Boys who had been his close friends as a kid. Part of him still hated how he had shrunk, but strangely enough, he was grateful for the experience. Shinichi was able to relive his childhood once more with a different set of friends and an appreciation for childlike innocence. He thought turning back into a high schooler would be clean cut, but apparently the Detective Boys thought different.

He was at Professor Agasa's house and Shinichi was there for his routine health check up with Haibara Ai. After the fall of the Black Organization, Miyano Shiho no longer existed and Haibara Ai continued her studies in Teitan Elementary School.

Shinichi directed his gaze at a group picture propped next to a family of four. It was taken during one of their trips in the mountains--back when he was Conan. Genta had fallen in the creek, Mitsuhiko got them out of the forest by following the growth of moss, and Ayumi taught everyone how to make flower crowns. Conan and Haibara looked after them, with the professor in the background sneakily adding second helpings to the curry the children had made.

A fond smile settled on Shinichi's features, and not for the first time, he wished he could grow up with them--graduation, first crushes, entrance exams, school festivals--all that while solving cases--how fun would it be living life as the Detective Boys. But that was a separate life. A life he would never want to go back to. He had too much to lose as Kudo Shinichi.

Haibara followed his gaze and said softly, "They miss you, you know."

"I know."

...

(I told you to be careful what you wish for)

So I'm thinking whether you would want an expansion of this little fic or you would want the Edo AU or something else. Do tell me what you want and I shall do my best to make it happen 😌❄️

Secretly yours,

Secret Santa

PS. I hope you're staying warm wherever you are and doing well!

😭

I love the detective boys so much

Also I don’t know, I love this fic so far, but I’ve no idea what to expect from an edo period fic. Do whatever you’re comfortable with.

I absolutely love your writing style though

[mayfriend]

re the "taylor swift is not gay people music" she has three songs (betty, dorothea, how you get the girl) where she sings romantically to a girl like. why has the veil of heteronormativity somehow always been opaque here😭😭

im really not interested in getting into a discussion here but i'll just say that as a queer woman who listens to taylor swift more than i really want to admit to, she spent... a long fucking time not commenting on anything lgbt related. and listen, I personally don't have a problem with that, I don't think a celebrity necessarily needs to comment on social issues, but simply not speaking out to either support or condemn homophobia is something that other celebrities have been absolutely crucified for (chrispratt) then, when she did speak in support, she almost immediately released the music video for 'you need to calm down' which to me very much felt like the good old corporation 'slap a rainbow on it and watch the gays buy from us'. this is the music video that had cameos from laverne cox, ellen degeneres, hayley kiyoko, adam lambert, billy porter, the fab five and ru paul - i think it was probably made with good intentions, but it felt incredibly performative, like hey!! look what a great ally taylor swift is!!

moving on from that -- i really do love betty, it's easily my favourite song from folklore, but it's written from the pov of a man. specifically, a guy called james. its linked to two other songs from the same album august and cardigan, as a fictional love triangle between three high schoolers - james was with betty, then cheated on her with inez, who is the narrator of august, as betty is the singer of cardigan. so, not gay. dorothea was from evermore, which was dropped a few months after folklore, but taylor herself confirmed that dorothea was ALSO part of the james/betty/inez storyline, but not a direct continuation - she 'went to the same school' as they did. the song itself COULD be from a woman's perspective, and it is from an 'old flame' of dorothea's, but seeing the betty situation above, the fact that a woman sings it doesn't mean its automatically from a woman's POV. but, you're right, it could be. finally, I always read 'how you get the girl' as swift talking to a guy who has absolutely no follow through, and simply can't figure out how to keep a woman, and this is her laying it out to him like 'yo. this is how you keep me. shape the fuck up' but!! that's just my interpretation, there's nothing explicitly linking it to a guy. so yeah, again. it COULD be. but it's not definitive.

also, this may be nothing, but of the three songs you named, not one has been a single. compare this to what i personally consider 'gay people music': mary lambert's she keeps me warm (a lesbian singing about loving a woman) and know your name (explicitly has lambert asking the subject if she likes girls), girl in red (which i know is being discarded as too mainstream now but still includes the absolutely crucial lyrics 'they're so pretty it hurts/I'm not talking bout boys I'm talking bout girls' which explicitly confirms a) queerness and b) the open and outright rejection of the automatic het assumption that swift has, to my knowledge, never done openly), wrabel's the village (which is just. ugh. Fucking stunning. religiously traumatised gays rise up), semler's whole album preacher's kid along the same lines --- and even songs by (gasp) cishet musicians which have been adopted by the gay community as a whole: im talking 'i am what I am' by gloria gaynor, 'take me to church' by hozier---

i spent way longer on this reply than i meant to but i just want to be clear. I like taylor swift's music. I mostly like her, she's unoffensive and fairly straightforward. but her music isn't gay people music, I'm sorry; it might be one day, but it simply isn't right now. Things don't have to match every part of your identity for you to like them. I, a gay person, can like music that is not gay people music. I contain multitudes etc.