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o oddyseus em love in paradise
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I HAVE SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!
#loz#legend of zelda#zelda#tp#loz tp#twilight princess#midna#midna true form#I'M MARRIED#actually one of the most beautiful character designs in modern fantasy#argue with the wall#gay for her#i spammed the screenshot button so hard i crashed the game during the cutscene#wii u#gamecube#win for the lesbians
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Today I got married to the best person on the planet, my best friend Charlie 🌻
#that's my face#and also the face of my beautiful wife#for Charlie#I'm the luckiest#had a really sweet wee ceremony#both of our mum's#the rest of our wee poly family#and three very dear friends#next year we do a big party celebration with everyone#but this was just so special#wow#guys#I'm married#I'm a married person now
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WE'RE GETTING MARRIED, BITCH
@psychicvoidtale @stevenrudboys
I wowi iu
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Guh
guys
guy I got married
I proposed to my friend at lunch with a ring I made from
From plastic wrap
And
And she said yes
And now we terrorize this homophobic kid in our class
(we aren't actually like dating or anything we're just friends but I love her platonically 😻)
#i'm married#me and pookie#i love her sm#She is the best platonic wife ever#Fuck you Austin#you can go beat me up if you wanna hate on us I ain't afraid of you#(I so so am afraid of him he's actually beat my guy friend up for being bi and I don't wanna get suspended or some shit 😭)
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Important news... (I guess)
I am now married! @nikita-leshy is an asshole and I don't understand them, or how tf we got married in the first place. If anyone was there please explain how tf this happened to me.
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BY GOD I'M MARRIED
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Wish I could scream my feelings from my guts like Mia Goth as Pearl, but I think I atrophied those muscles with years of being the quiet kid
#probably for the best#I'M MARRIED#I HATE YOOOOOU#WHY ARE YOU LEAVIN ME IF I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN WRONG#I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MEEEEEAAA#I'M A STAAAAAAARRRRRH#mia goth#pearl movie#pearl#funny#female rage#quiet kid#introvert#text post
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heheh me and husband :3c
RAHHH!!!!!! MWHAWWNANNQWMWNA
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STEP ONE OF TUMBLR MARRIAGE DONE 👍
-have each other mentioned as husband/wife
WOOHOOO
#I'm married#Again#I love being an American citizen and going through divorce like 30 times#Let's hope it doesn't happen this time!#i lov my mutuals!!#mutual ask#💀🩷#Now I need to draw us married
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tanjiro posting today i see
i'm NOT i reblogged ONE beautiful art (for the second time) and answerd ONE ask
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#lgbtq#I've been thinking a lot about how beautiful women are#I'm married#to a guy and i love him with all my heart#but if a girl calls me pretty i melt#it's rare my husband calls me pretty and tbh I've been really bummed about it#i get a bunch of gorgeous ladies on my feed on Instagram and my heart swoons#my gay ness just goes up and it's all i can think about is kissing a girl and telling her how beautiful she is#there's so much more#and I'm feeling conflicting thoughts about my sexuality#I'll never cheat on my husband to explore this side of me#but for now I'll continue to dream#maybe it's the lack of intimacy?#the lack of being wanted#that makes me feel this way#perhaps all i will ever have is my daydreams of holding a women's hand in my own#and being loved#hell i already identify as#bisexual#but i never got to truly explore this side of me
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let’s just say that I’m that guy in Austen who would take you to Brighton and indulge
.....what?
Honestly, I can't think of a single good guy in Austen who would take a woman to Brighton...so make of that what you will.
#answered#is this supposed to be a come on?#i'm so confused#and if that's what it is#i'm married#so yeah...
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I'm at a new gig, one of my coworkers is an absolute bombshell of curly hair and today she confessed to have a crush on one of our trainers that legit looks like Alfalfa from Little Rascals 10 years later. Every girl in the group agreed, and 1 hour later she proceeded to fall asleep in his lesson.
The point of this post is, those dudes that say "hot girls will only go for alpha macho assholes" have 0 idea what women are actually attracted to, but tbh, the whole thing is pretty flabbergastling...
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WAHOO PICTURES OF MY WIFE!!!!
DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT??? GRANTED THE ART ISNT THE GREATEST, BUT SHES SO CUTEEEEE !!!!
Ugh I wish she had Tumblr so I could tag her :[[
-S, C. Maldo
#my art#wife#i love her#shes the best#love of my life#yippee#i'm mentally ill#i'm married#im gay as fuck#for my wife#(ieatfleshfordinner)
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