#i'm late to the party ok?

[teunip]

Happy 5th Anniversary to Age of Resistance, my beloved 💚

I drew this Deet last year and then promptly forgot about it. Don't ask what's going on with the streamers on her arm wraps, I had no idea what I was doing :')

[ittybittyfanblog]

UGH IDK WHY I WAS SO NERVOUS TO READ CALEB'S STORY BRO 😭😭 I GOT FREAKED OUT BY ALL THE YANDERE SHIT EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT BUT BOOOO I'VE READ WORSE ASTARION FICS THAN THIS

MF RLY GOT ME READING ON THE BED LIKE

[rainsofcamelot]

THIS SHOW !!!! THEM !!!!

[ogurizz]

* he is unimpressed, but deep down appreciates that you considered his preferences.

[edithmcvalley]

they are watching Dr. Sexy, M.D.

[twstinginthewind]

[hellenastranger]

The Timeless Child

(or as I like to put it, one of the most beautiful woman in the universe)

[yetanotherkris]

getting into tma, on MAG 2, i'm excited ! i've heard it's really good :>

[amidnightqueery]

I don't hate my job or anything, but man, being a float educator is so fucking thankless

[dadralt]

[valiantstarlights]

No, listen. Listen.

If there would ever be a Sandman: The Musical, Aaron Tveit would be the perfect Corinthian. Look at him!

Look at him wearing shades!

Listen to him sing about the Corinthian's feelings for Dream!

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[teunip]

Happy 4th trine AOR! 💜 To celebrate, here's Rian - the first fire to blaze 🔥

[nirikeehan]

Texts From Last Night: Hux & Kylo Edition 1/?

Created with the incredible stash of quotes from Texts From Last Night that @monocytogenes has collected over the years

[anendtopursuit]

playing bg3 a lot lately!!! some highlights (act 1 spoilers):

wyll is lying unconscious on the floor. shadowheart runs over to help him up, slips in the grease, and lies on the ground in defeat. the camera immediately cuts away. i lose my shit laughing

astarion then proceeds to slip in that grease puddle THREE TIMES on his way out of the room

"watch this - astarion NEVER fails at lockpicking." (he proceeds to fail at lockpicking twice consecutively)

gale disengaging from an enemy so he won't immediately get squished like a bug. the enemy ignoring every other member of the party to charge at him full force and oneshot him into death

astarion being the only party member not to fail every fucking nature check and therefore ending up sounding like the world's snarkiest tour guide

ethel teleporting mayrina directly into my cloud of daggers at the end of the fight, not even bothering to move herself out of the cloud, so both of them died simultaneously and i had to reload

gale being restrained, put under a silence spell, and set on fire, making him essentially fucking useless and also killing him faster than anybody could get him unstuck because he is squishy and flammable

the entire party slipping on grease and falling down the stairs in PERFECT UNISON

me, my bf (in our co-op save), and karlach, accidentally triggering the ragzlin fight... then we realise astarion isn't anywhere on the initiative menu, nor is he in the room. i switch control to him real quick to discover he's having his own separate boss fight against priestess gut and like twenty goblins, the poor sod

my bf getting arrested for theft within maybe 20 seconds of entering emerald grove, whilst i was still stuck in dialogue and could do nothing to stop him. he then forgot to re-equip his gear after getting it from the prison chest, despite me reminding him a bajillion times, which led to some INTERESTING combat encounters

"well, astarion is doing okay!" an enemy runs up and throws astarion off a balcony, knocking off half his health. "...ok well he WAS-"

getting jumpscared by gale's laugh, courtesy of a timmask

accidentally destroying a bridge mid-fight! it did absolutely nothing to any of the enemies but it took out lae'zel AND shadowheart in one fell swoop

getting confused by the blessing effects looking simular to the blue circles used to show allies, and therefore letting astarion fire bolt shadowheart to death before realising, in a moment of quiet horror, what i had just done

wyll killing half the goblins by shoving them off balconies instead of actually fighting them lmaoooo

"wait, where the fuck are karlach and astarion?" (the answer is always "they forgot to jump ten minutes ago and i only just noticed, so they're in a cave halfway across the map")

[nichyevosobachka]

I CAN READ MY FAVOURITE FANFICTIONS ON MY KINDLE HOLY SHIT I'M SO HAPPY. I read them all over again and I can't always carry my laptop with me, so I switch between reading it on my phone and the laptop, but the phone hurts my eyes and the kindle doesn't and aaaaah!! I'm so excited lol

[makerofmadness]

aight they aren't doing Ancient+ I think?????? We win

(I was going to make a subscription service joke but like I can't think of anything funny but like thank God this is gonna be like playable I think hopefully-)