#i'm kidding btw none of us are going to hell for reading something or writing something lol

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going through all those trending ao3 posts and something I always notice is how quickly people are to deny they read any problematic or dark content while also being pro ao3 and anti censorship. idek but if you have to put a disclaimer about how gross and repulsive you think that content is while defending it's existence you might just be more on their side than you think

oh sweet, lovely anon have you perhaps infiltrated my brain for a bit? lol

the moment i go into the comments on the posts to see what ppl are saying (and why the fuck do i keep doing that??) i get pissed off :) and not just at the anti's, 'cause that's normal right? but at some of the ppl that are on ao3's side.

because that's literally it!!! they say "yes that is awful and shouldn't exist, but we cannot censor ao3, because censoring is bad. and if they don't post on ao3 where they can tag properly and we can avoid it, they'll just post elsewhere without the proper tags"

AND ITS LIKE?????

i get not liking something and feeling weird about its existence because you relate it to real life? fine. but babes it's not that serious. it's literally fake. fake little people doing fucked up things!!!

you sound like a puritan even as you defend ao3. and if the whole "they come for this first, and then for the queer stuff" argument (because it's true. that's how censorship works, we've seen it happen multiple times) i feel like a lot of these ppl would be on the anti's side real quick.

but i'm gonna draw the line in the sand right quick now. yes censorship is bad. but that's not the whole point. reading/making "problematic", dark, fucked up shit is not a bad thing. it does not make you a bad person, and that content should freely exist online without ppl debasing it, without ppl online just tolerating it because censorship is a bad thing, that will snowball until everything is policed to the extent of nothing being pure enough to read or write.

As long as it's tagged properly idk why they're all bitching about it. They won't come across that shit unless they look for it.

...anon i apologize for the rant but the older i get the more pissed off i get about all this shit. and you literally just dove face first into my brain so LOL

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Childe x Reader - Headcanons

A/N: This is something that was requested by a friend in a discord I'm in! And Childe is my comfort character, so who am I to decline?

CONTAINS: Fluff and NSFW.

Characters: Childe/Reader, mentioned Childe's family.

FLUFF

- Loves carrying you. Bridal, piggyback, whatever. He loves it and even if you say you're too heavy or that he wouldn't be able to do it while holding something else he will make it his mission to prove you wrong. Please let him, he is much stronger than he looks and he will not stop until you let him.

- Enjoys having you in his lap. It's one of his favorite ways to cuddle, whether your back is against his chest and letting his head rest on your shoulder/against your back, or you're facing him and he gets to listen to your heartbeat. Either way, he has dozed off like this.

- Cold. He gets cold easily, so please cuddle him. Just because he's used to it from Snezhnaya doesn't mean it's okay >:(

- He takes you to see his family as soon as he can, and if you're on good terms with yours he loves to see them too. His siblings adore you just from what he writes about you, and his parents are just glad that he found someone who he can "settle" with.

- Will dance with you, humming a tune while guiding you both through it while waiting for the food to finish cooking.

- Childe has plenty of scars, some from weapons, others caused by his own delusion. He also has some odd, deep violet colored lines along his back, from his time in The Abyss. He's only truly insecure about those lines, so any positive attention given to those softens his heart.

- He returns the favor! Any stretch marks, scars, vitiligo, whatever, he doesn't care! He truly loves every bit of you, and can spend hours doting on you, pressing kisses and complimenting the parts of your body that you're insecure about until you start to believe him.

- His favorite place to kiss is your hand. Let him gently grab your hand from it's spot against his cheek, bring it to his lips and press a soft kiss to the palm.

- His favorite place to be kissed is his neck. Not in a sexual way either. It gives him a sense of peace, showing you one of his most vulnerable spots and feeling your gentle touch instead of an attack.

- One of the first things he does when he gets home from longer trips is to cook with you. He loves to cook, and grew up in a house where cooking was always something his parents did together when they could, and he views it as an intimate thing to do.

NSFW - MINORS DNI

- First off he is a switch. I do not make the rules. Yes he likes to be dominant but some days take care of him.

- Secondly, he is absolutely awkward at the start. All he knows is things he has probably read about and what his older brothers and fellow Fatui have told him, plus The Talk from his dad.

- The first time, you both have to stop a couple times due to embarrassment, needing a moment to laugh, etc.

- After that, you guys still do have your silly moments here and there, but definitely nothing like the first time.

- As you both gain experience with one another, you both start exploring your boundaries and kinks. Some of Childe's are:

- Biting. You're not leaving without hickies and bitemarks when he doms. He does get a bit possessive of you, and being able to leave said marks where people can see them? It boosts his pride.

- Doesn't like using his vision unless it's to like...tear something off really quickly. Sorry if you're into that.

- When dominant and submissive, he loves having you on top of him. It feels super intimate, putting you both in a position that can be considered risky for him in any other situation.

- He also loves seeing you wear something of his when he's fucking you. Wear his jacket. You know you want to. Hell, just wearing something of his in public will make your chances of getting railed once you're both home almost 100%.

- Breeding kink. He is a big family man, and the thought of having one always gets him going. He knows it wouldn't be the best idea to have one at the moment though, hell he's not even sure if he can or if The Abyss or his delusion affects that too. Still, if you're capable of having kids with an amab person, you gotta take contraception. If not, that just makes things easier for you both.

- Chest man. Besides your neck, your chest is his favorite spot to leave hickies and bites. Male, Female, all of the above, none of the above, it doesn't matter. He lives your chest anyways.

- Submissive wise, praise kink. He melts for your praises, give him so much love when you're praising him.

- Remember his biting kink? It goes both ways, he's always so proud if there's a hickey or bite from you showing. Childe is more than happy to show it off.

- Oh btw, he has an oral fixation, kinky or not. I just feel like he would love sucking you off/eating you out. It's also the main reason why you get so many hickies, he just loves biting/sucking on things.

- Absolutely bottoms at times, he loves being under you when you're fucking him. Bend him over and shove a dick into him, real or not. He enjoys it.

- Pull some orgasm denial on him and he gets whiny. However, be prepared for retaliation. He will do it back later.

- He actually enjoys being blindfolded. It heightens his other senses, and makes it all the more enjoyable for him. However, he will not tie you up, nor will he let himself be tied up.

- AFTERCARE. It usually consists of a warm bath afterwards, it doesn't matter if he tops or bottoms. You two bathe together, helping each other wash off the leftover remnants of your activities. Then you both dry off and go to bed, him throwing on boxers or nothing at all, and you wearing whatever you want, if anything.

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Sorry for doing it this way, I think OP deleted their post or blocked me like a mature, balanced person would, so I have to tag you in

@mr-laugh

Oh boy, lot to unpack here.

So you didn’t even know there were that many subgenres of fantasy, one of the most popular classifications of fiction on the planet... And you think you know enough to tell ANYBODY what classic fantasy is?

And where exactly I attempted to do that, huh?

If you don’t even know the most common subgenres of this vast pool of fiction, why are you jumping into this discussion? You just admitted you don’t know anything!

There is no discussion, there is a stupid ass post. Don't flatter yourself, you don't know jack shit.

Me not knowing what exactly are the precize subgenres of a genre of literature, which, btw, are completely arbitrary and for your information, sword&magic is a legitimate category, has absolutely nothing to do with what that post you were so keen on agreeing with above. It was you who said pretty much any classic fantasy is like that: some poorly written, self-indulgent and borderline racist.

Did ya read the link, buddy? Howard talked about knowing what burning black man smelled like. He was quite approving of these things! And the books are pretty racist, it’s not hard to see, unless you ain’t looking.

Yes, I started reading and by the end of the first paragraph I was convinced he was ahorribly racist man. And? Still doesn't change the fact, that for my 12 year old self, there was nothing racist about it. I definetly wasn't looking for it, that much you got right. If I'd read it again, I'm sure I'd catch on to it now, that I know what kind of asshole he was. So the implied racism would be there. You got a point for that.

Rugged individualism? It always amuses me how that argument always pops out of the mouths of guys who are aping what they’ve heard their buddies say. If ten thousand mouths shout “rugged individualism”, how individualistic are they?

Then you should amuse yourself by looking up why this thing crops up as of late. It's coming from certain, supremely racist yet unaware of it publications that claim ridiculous shit like "rugged individualism" is a hallmark of white supremacy, among other, equally laughable things, like punctuality. It's a joke.

Again, I will give Howard to you, if someone that racist writes a black man saving the hero of the story, I bet there was something else still there to make it wrong.

Conan’s not some avatar of rugged individualism.

Uhm, yeah, he pretty much all that.

He’s as unreal and unrealistic as the dragons are,

It's called fantasy for a reason, buddy.

but more dangerous because White Men model their ideas of reality on Big Man Heroes like him;

Glad you are totally not racist, yo!!! It's such a relief that White Men are the only ones with this terrible behavior of looking up to larger than life, mythic superpeople and nobody else. Imagine what it would be like, if we would have some asshole from say, hindu indian literature massacering demons called Rakshassas, by the tens of thousands, or some bullshit japanese warlord would snatch out arrows from the air, or a chienese bodyguard would mow down hundreds of barbaric huns without dropping a sweat, or some middle eastern hero would fight literal gods and their magical beasts in some quest for eternal life.

it's a poison that weakens us, distracting us from actually trying to solve the world’s issues, or banding together to deal with shit.

This is what you just said. It's up to the white man, to get their shit together, be not racist and solve the world's problems, because those poor other people's just can't do it. If we would just not be oh, so racist, then China would surely stop with the genocides they are doing now, or blowing more than half the greenhouse emissions into the athmosphere, the muslims would stop throwing their gays from rooftops or ramming trucks into crowds and would just start treating women as equals, India's massive rape problem would be gone, subsaharan African would be magically bereft of the host of atrocities committed there on a daily, yeah, you sure have that nonracism down, buddy!

A rugged individualist would be smart enough to realize that even the most individualistic person needs others; no man’s an island, and a loner is easier to kill.

Individualism doesn't mean at all what you think it means, it's a cluster of widely differeing philosophies that puts the individual ahead of the group or state, it's ranging from anarchism to liberalism and is also has nothing to do with my point.

Central Europe?  What, Germany?  Because let me tell you, historically they are SUPER concerned about race!

Germany traditionally considered western european, central europe would be the people stuck between them and the russians, to put it very loosely. We are equally nonplussed by the self-flagellating white guilt complex and the woe me victim complex of the west. We did none of the shit those meanie white people did to the nonwhites and suffered everyting any poc ever did and then some. We don't give a shit about your color, we care about what culture you are from and if you respect our values.

I’m an American from a former Confederate state; trust me, race is everything.  It always is.

No it really isn't. How old are you? Asking without condescension, genuinly curious, because if you are in your low twenties at most, it's understandable why you think like this.

See that hike? Do you know what happened at that time that made virtually all american media suddenly go all in with racism?

Occupy Wall Street, that's what. It's a brilliant way to sow victimhood and hate and desperation amongst the people who have one common enemy, the powers that be, the banking sector, the politicians, the megacorporations.

Can't really blame you if you are in your early 20's at most, you grew up with this bullshit hammered into you. If you are older, step out of your echochamber please!

If you actually believe, that mankind doesn't progress naturally towards a more accepting society purely on the merit of there being more good people than bad and sharing a similar living with all the hardships in life, seeing that our prejudices inherited by our parents are baseless, that's how we progress, not virtue signalling courses and regressive policies. I was raised as any other kid, I had a deep resentment towards the neighbouring nations, I said vile, racist shit against people who I actually share a lot of genes with, of which fact I was in deep denial about, and then as I gradually got exposed more and more actual people of these groups, I started to realize I was wrong and everybody should be judged by their individual merits. It works throughout the generations, my grandma was thought songs about Hitler and how all jews are evil in school, she legit thought all black people at least in Africa are cannibals and shit, my mother stillsays shit that would get her cancelled in the USA, and I will probably have a mixed race kid as we stand now.

This whole racism is an eternal problem is laughable and disingenuous and I am actually sorry for you that you feel like that.

Moving on. As for Dany, the “noble white girl sold to scary dark foreign man” is a very popular trope, especially in exploitation films, which Martin draws on much more heavily than most authors do.

No, he fucking doesn't. I already wrote a bunch of examples from the books you seeminly ignore willfully. First of all, she is sold to those olive skinned savages by a white man, who is a terrible, increadibly evil man. He want's to fuck the then 11-12 ish Dany so bad, she picks his slave most resembling her and rapes her repeatedly, "until the madness pass." He also maimes children and traines them as disposable slave spies by the hundreds. There is no boundaries colour here, GRRM prtrays all kinds of people as reprehensible, evil and disgusting. Just like you can find plenty of examples to the opposite.

What is he drawing from your exploitation movies exactly? He writes about the human anture, he writes about the human heart at war with itself, that's his central philosophy of writing.

ASOFAI is basically just a porn movie with complicated feudal politics obscuring it, which is probably why it worked so well as an HBO series (up until the last two seasons or so.)

There is no gratuitous sex scene in the books, the rapes are described as rapes, they are horrible, they are very shortly described and usually just alluded to.

The people commiting them are not put into generous lights and one of the single most harrowing stories hidden behind the grand happenings of the plot is a girl named Jeyne Poole, whose suffering although never shown, is very much pointed out, along with the hypocrisy of the people who only fight to try and save her, because they think her a different person.

Honestly, if you actually read the books and they came of to you as porn, you might want to do some soulsearching.Btw, the HBO series was a terrible adaptation, it immedietly started to go further and further from the books with every passing season and the showmakers made it very clear to everybody, that they didn't understand the very much pacifist and humanist themes of Martin. And neither did you.

We also get no indication Essos will eat it when Winter comes; hell, they seem to not know Winter exists, given the way people act, even though that is also unrealistic and weird.  Essos was just super badly designed, and Dany is a terribly boring character.

to be continued