#i'm just getting this off my mind cuz uhhhh i'm bored

[lucycalled]

Yapping About Andy's Apple Farm - [Negative Rant]

Long post here, first I wanna state that this is ALL MY OPINION. I'm not a professional in storytelling or game design or anything, just find it interesting. This doesn't have anything bad about the creator in it, to my knowledge he doesn't kick puppies or whatever, this is purely my thoughts on the game. Okay now that that's out of the way, FUCK Andy's Apple Farm. First, it takes VERY CLEAR inspiration from the third episode of The Walten Files (Bunnyfarm), the first version being released only a few months after Bunnyfarm dropped. This REALLY shows, both the story and the gameplay seem incredibly rushed.

It copies Bunnyfarm's homework (style, parts of the story, all that) without any nuisance. The best way I can describe the pacing is "Baldi's Basics but unironic", with the horror starting to show only a few minutes into the game. There's NO buildup, and it doesn't even TRY to immerse you in the fact this is supposed to be a game, but oooOOOoooOoo it's spooky and haunted. Even if going in knowing it's a horror game, having time to at least BELIEVE that this could be seen as a regular game in-universe helps a lot with suspending any disbelief and the overall enjoyment of the game. The characters are one-note, and there's hardly any chance to connect with them. They hardly feel like characters and are more plot devices for the half-assed spooky stuff. I mean there's even a character named Felix, there's a difference between openly acknowledging your inspiration and being straight-up shameless. It tried leaching onto Bunnyfarm's well-deserved success, the worst part is that IT WORKED. Pretty much every horror-focused channel that covered TWF made a video on it, falling for the dev's jingling of keys saying "Look! Look! It's The Walten Files!" and the devs just sat back and ate up their fame. Also, they eventually made it cost money (even if it's just a few dollars) which is kinda fucked up IMO. Anyway idk how to close this off, but uhhhh... I think it's a bad and dumb and soulless game and I hate it. That's all.

[ask-commander-arild]

(ooc: aaaxtygyt this is genuinely so sick i used to have a pigmask oc myself and theyre so fun i get it [i also lost it at fjordland] ok ok enough of my rambl-)

Oh! Oh, another little commander! Hi! This place actually looks lovely. And you're...Arild! That's how you say it, right? Okay. Hi. As you can tell, I'm not from here. Be not afraid, or whatever the kids say. I'm from another universe! And I'm here in yours to ask you some questions. We noticed immediately in your area that there's a much lovelier vibe around. But something crossed my mind. How are the Chimera?

-Unnamed Reporter (@tanejineri)

<s>insert fisheye perspective drawing of microphone placed in front of arild's face here</s>

Ohhh, ummm, hallo? That's right, I'm Arild. If you need to know the pronunciation, well, then... it kind of sounds like the word "air" but with an "ild" as in "filled" at the end. Well, that may be an oversimplification, but...

Anyway, what was the question? Oh, right, the chimeras. Well, now that the army has changed its mission, the chimera project has been more or less shut down. Well, moreso been redirected toward helping and rehabilitating the remaining chimeras, which, funny as it sounds, does include Claus and I. Our biomechanics, while very handy and interesting, do need semi-regular upkeep to stay working properly. The last thing I'd want is, say, my arm giving out while I'm trying to carry something, haha. The other chimeras are definitely a lot happier when they aren't being experimented on constantly.

And, uhhhh, also, I would say the vibes around here are definitely much better than they used to be. As I said before, it is a little more boring, but I do really like how peaceful and easygoing everything is now, and I definitely think I'm a lot happier now than I was then. I think the only thing now that would make it even better would be if I got to see... ummm... Anyway... Thank you for the question, min venn!

(ooc: AAAAAAA THANKS!!! I really appreciate it! I've seen your blog and I love your artstyle, dude!! And, yeah, I agree! Pigmask OCs are really fun!!! Would you believe if I told you that his chimera design, and thus the character himself, was quite literally revealed to me in a dream, lmaooo??? Also, fjordland was cuz I wanted to make a Mother version of Norway, and I just had to think about what Norway was known for! I'm glad you found it amusing!! Anyway, now I'm rambling, so I'm just gonna end this off by saying thanks again, dude!!!!)

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #939: Birthday Date (King of Fighters)

9:34 p.m. at Pao Café.........

Duck King: (Break Dancing on top of the Bar's Counter) WOO! HEY! HA! HO! YAH HAH! Yes sir and ma'am! Your favorite break dancer in all of South Town is making his comeback! The one and only....(Points up at the Ceiling) DUUUUUCK KING!

Richard: (Looks Up at Duck King With a Glare) Don't get too dance happy up there, King. You break anything in here, you buy it!

Duck King: You gotta chillax. Richard my man. I ain't gonna break anythi- (Accidentally Knocks a Glass Over into the Ground)

'Glass Break'

Duck King: (Immediately Starts Sweating Bullets as Sees the Broken Glass) .....I'll uhhhh..... (Chuckles Awkwardly While Rubbing the Back of his Head and Forth) Dance where there aren't anymore glasses present. Peace! (Starts Running Off and Danced Elsewhere)

Richard: (Sighs While Pinching his Nose) Bob, put it on his bill.....

Bob: (Nodded Before Writing it Down on his Tab)

Terry: (Chuckles Lightly From the Distance) Ah man! That guy never fails to crack me up.

Mary: (Sighs While Rolling her Eyes a Little) Yeah, that's Duck King for ya..... Always finding the time to dance no matter how many things he breaks. You think he'll still be dancing in his 70s?

Terry: I'd be surprised if he didn't. It would be pretty interesting to see Old Man Duck King bust some moves one of these days.

Mary: Yeah, but I rather keep living in the present than waiting for that to happen. Cause right now.... (Takes a Sip of her Marguerite Before Sighing Relaxingly) It's my Birthday~

Terry: (Chuckles Lightly Some More) Damn right~ You sure you're fine with not having a party this time around?

Mary: (Happily Nodded) Yeah, I'm sure. (Starts Eating One of her Fries) I mean, I'm all for having parties, but I'm interested in eating out more if anything. This isn't getting too boring to you, is it?

Terry: (Smiles Brightly) Nah, I'm always having a good time whenever I'm spending time with you

Mary: Awww~ You're not just saying that cuz it's my special day, are you?

Terry: ('Scoffs') Oh please. I would've gotten an another slice of your birthday cake back at your place if I did that. Which reminds me.....(Takes Something Out of his Coat Pocket) I got you a present!~

Mary: (Smiles Brightly at the Present She's Receiving) Ah sweet! You got me a Keychain?

Terry: Yep. It's not much and I couldn't really think of anything spectacular to give you. But I hope it could suffice.

Mary: Are you kidding? I've been wanting one of these for a while now. I'm digging the red and gold star design.

Terry: I'm glad you like it. It's the last one they got in the gas station downntown.

Mary: Nice. Speaking of birthday presents, I've been thinking.....

Terry: Hm?

Mary: How about after we leave outta here, we could spend some quality alone time together at my place? (Gives Terry a Seductive Smirk onnher Face) Have ourselves a little fun for the rest of the night~

Terry: (Shrugs) I'm down. (Starts Smirking Back at Mary) Though, you might wanna try a little harder if you're planning on taming me that easily~

Mary: (Immediately Starts Glaring) I wouldn't sound too confident if I were you, Wolf Boy. I was able to do it before, didn't i?

Terry: Yeah, but that was a long time ago. And I kiiiinda doubt you can do it again.

Mary: (Leans over to Terry's Side of the Table) Terrance Jeffrey Bogard, do you have any idea what you're getting yourself into?

Terry: (Leans Over to Mary's Side of the Table) Maybe~ I'm just speaking my mind like I always do. And I think you don't have what it takes to do it.

Mary: Want me to prove you wrong?

Terry: I like to see you try-

'Ahem'

The Couple looks up to see Bob standing in front of their table with a sheepish smile on his face.

Bob: So.......I'm guessing this means you'll be taking the rest of the food you ordered to go then?

Terry: Yep!

Mary: Two Doggy Bags, please?

Bob: (Smiles Brightly) Sure thing. In the meantime.....(Puts Down a Small Metal Pad on the Table) Here's your bill whenever you're ready to pay. I'll be right back! (Walks Away)

Terry/Mary: 'Kay!

Terry looks down at the bill and stares at it for a few seconds before slowly looking back up to Mary with a bit of a pleading look in his eyes.

Mary: (Groans While Taking Out her Purse and Pays the Bill Herself) You are so lucky I got paid today....

Terry: (Smiles Brightly) Alright.

Few Minutes Later at Blue Mary's Apartment's Living Room.........

Rock: (Watching TV with Antoine) Hey Antoine, you ever wondered what would it be like to stop time?

Antoine: ('Whimpers')

Rock: Yeah, I know it's overpowered and all, but it could be pretty interesting power for us to-

'Doorbell Rang'

Antoine: (Barks at the Door)

Rock: Don't worry, boy. I'll get it. (Gets Up From the Couch and Makes his Way to the Door) It's probably Terry and Mary out there right now.

'Door Open'

Rock: Welcome Back, you tw-

The Rookie's eyes begins to widened at the sight of Mary pinning Terry into the apartment's wall while carrying him in her arms and making out with him passionate. It wasn't long for the both of them realize Rock's presence before they stop what they're doing immediately.

Mary: ROCKY! U-Uhhhh....(Immediately Lets Go of Terry Before Turning to Rock and Waving at Him With a Flustered Look on her Face) H-Hi, kiddo!~

Terry: (Smiles Sheepishly While Blushing as Well) W-We're back!

Rock: I can.....see that......I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that you two want some quality alone time together tonight?

Terry: I-I-I mean......

Mary: I-If it's really not that big of a-

Rock: (Raises his Hand Up) It's fine. I was planning on going to K's place anyways. If you don't mind me going.

Terry: (Smiles Brightly) Not at all, man.

Mary: Just promise us you come back home in the morning, okay?

Rock: Only if you promise not to cause a ruckus this time.

Terry/Mary: Uhhhhhhh......We'll try? (Smiles Awkwardly)

Rock: (Stares at the Couple Fore a Brief Second Before Sighing) Fair enough..... (Gives Mary and Terry Each a Kiss on the Cheek) I'll see you tomorrow. (Goes Down the Stairs and Walks Away)

Terry: (Waves Goodbye to Rock Along With Mary) See ya later, Rookie!

Mary: We love you!~ (Watches Rock Walk Off into the Distance) Now....(Turns Back to Terry With a Smirk on her Face) Where were we?~

Terry: (Smirks Back) The part where you try and prove me wrong~

Mary: Bingo~

Marry picks Terry back up in her arms as they make their way into the apartment while making out in the process. Needless to say, the night is far from over for the both of them.

Happy (Late) Birthday to Blue Mary!!🌟🌟

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[theresidentedgelord]

hey, uhhhh,, could i get one of them sweet match ups?? i'm a 5'2 trans boy who has terrible eyesight (but hates wearing my glasses) and i feel really dysphoric Always Of The Time. i have bad bad bad anxiety and adhd and i practically live in sweaters or leather/denim jackets. i sing, play ukulele, and write songs a lot but i'm very very unconfident in myself. i carry around a switchblade comb AND a butterfly knife comb to try and be more cool since im very self conscious

(Aight aight I /will/ scream if Chrome crashes again. Anyways, I was torn between Ace and Russel and after continuously losing my work several times, I am spite writing both. I hope you like it! Please don’t hesitate to tell me if I got it wrong or if it sucks. Or if you wanted someone else. Thank you for your patience! Also, I did a little research on gender dysphoria and ADD, but I have neither of those so PLEASE do tell me if I portrayed something wrong!)

Ace (the bf you want)

Ace doesn’t understand the glasses thing. He thinks you’re adorable with glasses. But he doesn’t question it. Occassionally, he suggests that you should wear them, but he won’t ever be a jerk about it. He’s perfectly content looking for missing things and reading menus all before you ask for help. He figures if you don’t want glasses, you shouldn’t have to need them to begin with.

He didn’t realize you carried around your switchblade and butterfly knife combs until one day you pulled your wallet out and the butterfly knife fell out. He got super excited and brought out his switchblade and started jabbering about knives. When you clarified, he was quiet for a moment and then said, “Oh. So safe and cool. I love it!”

Who’s leather jacket is whose? Consider your cool jacket arsenal doubled!

He thinks denim jackets look stellar on you. 

His favourite activity is to curl up with you on cold rainy days and binge Netflix shows. He loves colder days when you wear you soft sweaters. He likes resting his head on your shoulder, his cheek pressed to your soft sleeve.

Your smollness is so cute to him. He towers over you. You’ll never need a step stool again with him around.

You may be super unconfident, but you’ll never have to worry about how he thinks of you. He loves your goofy grin when you tell a joke. He loves your songs and listening to you strum absentmindedly. He sometimes whistles along to your tune. He absolutely adores you. Ace is also the kind of boyfriend to puff his chest and fight for his lover, so rest assured that he will always have your back!

If you happen to get bored or restless, Ace is down to ditch whatever joint you’re in and go do something that can keep you entertained. He’s horrible about your procrastination. “If yous don’t wanna do it now, don’t do it!” He means well, he’s just a little too relaxed. He doesn’t mind you being disorganized, he is too. Unfortunately, if you get distracted in a conversation, there is no going back to the original topic. He’s all for going down the rabbit hole!

Ace got you one of those Sexuali-Tees shirts with the little trans flag on it. He likes to get you things that support your transness. He isn’t the best at helping with dysphoria, mainly cuz he could never understand it, but he does try. On bad days he brings home flowers or your favourite candy bar. He also tries to validate your gender, sometimes going a little too far without meaning to.  (“Yous lookin’ good today, man. Yous wearin’ some manly shoes-” Stop. Please. It’s not helping. “Oh geeze. Doll, are you okay? I’m sorry.”) He’s trying his hardest, I swear! If you tell him to read an article or watch a video or something, he barely lets you finish before he starts.

“Oh yeah, toots? Me big gay for you too.”

Russel (the bf you need)

Russ will never make you wear your glasses. Of course, he always carries them around in case you need them. He’ll swoop in and read things that are hard for you to see and he’ll never admit that you wear glasses if you don’t want him too. 

On the third date, the two of you were enjoying a nice night on the town. Russel got distracted by a window display, and you took the chance to comb your hair back into place. Out of the corner of his eye, Russ sees your reflections. He turns and sees you bringing your switchblade to your head and panics. He calls out for you to stop (this the only time this man has and will raise his voice to you), and you freeze like a deer in headlights. You lower the comb and he stares at the comb for a full thirty seconds before realizing its a comb. He then apologizes profusely and offers to get ice cream or something.

Russel hangs up all your jackets. You two come home after an outing and he takes your jacket and his and hangs them up. It’s his routine. He also loves helping you pair jackets and sweaters with outfits!

He likes to wrap his arms around your waist and rest his head on your head. 

He’s very sweet about your dysphoria. He’s constantly looking for more info on transgender issues, being transgender, and dysphoria. He’s constantly trying to help. When you need him to leave you alone, he doesn’t bat an eye. If something has the potential to make you feel better, even just a little, he’s on it! He’ll hold you in his arms, make you tea, and tell you sweet nothings all day long. Russel will even draw you a warm bubble bath so you can relax.

He’s very soft when it comes to your anxiety and lack of self esteem. He’s always down to give you compliments and encouraging words. He’ll also deal with all the social interactions if you need him too. He’ll also do his best to quell any paranoid fears you my have.

Russel doesn’t mind your ADD. He’ll nudge you in the right direction when your procrastinating and he’ll be your personal organizer. He’ll repeat himself if you drift off in the middle of a conversation. He also can be a common sense filter when you need it.