#i'm just dumb and want found family TM

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okay weewoo show season finale thoughts spoilers obviously please use your eyes because im not spoiler tagging this because i dont want it to breach containment if you haven't seen the finale simply do not click the read more

i missed ravi and may more than life itself it wasn't a great tv finale but it wasn't anywhere near got s8 (i know its not the end of the show but this is my point of comparison okay)

first of all the daddy kink debate going on in the tags is so funny to me as if this show ISNT MADE BY THE SAME PEOPLE THAT MADE FUCKING GLEE! GET A GRIP! there was NEVER going to be a time when this show is dead serious tm. there is always going to be a level of camp garbage to it, but y'all aren't ready for that discussion. actually this point doesn't just apply to the daddy kink thing, but the whole show. this isn't prestige tv. we're not watching succession here, we're watching a prime time soap opera set at a fire house.

acab. i love athena as a person but i'm honestly not a fan of her character arc in this show.

loved being right all along about amir. i knew in my heart that man could not hurt a fly.

idc how unrealistic maddie and chimney being approved as emergency foster placements that quick probably is they're everything to me and i really want more of the hen/karen & maddie/chimney joint family next season! more of that and less cop athena plots pls. (i know i'm harping on it but i really can't stand cop shows and as much as i love angela bassett i want less of athena)

i actually think eddie letting chris go with his grand parents was mature as hell. like i'm sorry dude, you fucked around and found out. i feel bad for him for not having processed his grief but i think allowing knockoff shanon (i forgot her name okay) into his house and into his life at all was a dick move on ALL fronts. i'm glad he and chris have a support system sure wished he used it more instead of putting all his grief on a fucking stranger (i also really hated this plot it was dumb and stupid and really ryan murphy core)

anywho favorite moments of the episode were may showing up, maddie calling herself 'maddie han' and jee walking in holding mara's hand.

i'm not going to rant about how much i hate 90% of the people in the fandom who aren't in the rpc. you can unlock that rant by adding me on disco cause jesus christ the people in the tags deserve jail time.

hottest take i just came up with, i think this show should be moved to a streaming exclusive and make the episodes longer. i honestly think the biggest handicap of this show is the amount of time they have. the seasons are SHORT which is the trend now for prestige tv but like i said this ain't it. an hour of 9/1/1 without commercials would really give the show room to breath cause truly when you watch it with commercials you realize how little run time it actually has. there was one point mid episode where there was ONE SCENE and then it cut to commercial again. like thats nasty.

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Horrible Idea for Venom 2

(Pre-stupid idea note: Most of my knowledge of Marvel came from 5 movies, 4 cartoon shows, a shitton of internet posts and arguments that cited 209433 panels and analyzed them, and also the entire marvel universe has no sense of continuity or logic, so i can do whatever the fuck i want in my own stupid shitpost. Thank you understanding this.)

So, ya know how in some of the shows and comics it was Flash who became Venom instead of Eddie? 

Here’s my proposal: 

Venom 2 electric boogaloo features a surviving scientist of Drake’s lab obsessively trying to re-create a symbiote, any symbiote. The one they have the most data of is Venom (I'm making all of this up fyi, pls don't @ me) so the scientist makes an almost identical symbiote that’s a little less actively bloodlusty (i will call it V2 for simplicity). Problem; symbiote is still very much violent and uncontrollable, so it escapes. It oozes/whatevers into an alleyway and waits, cuz it’s still a baby. Flash Thompson is walking home from school and sees the black blob. Thinks it is cat. It is not cat, and here’s Flash and a symbiote that wants to eat his organs but also has no fucking clue how parasite-host relationships work. 

Flash faints from V2 biting into his intestines. Movie logic makes it so good ol’ Dan is passing by just in time to see the unconscious teen. Drives him to hospital and starts examination. Is very surprised when MRI leads to the same results as it did to Eddie when he had Venom. And the blob looks a lot like Venom. But then the news channel announces that a monster has been spotted eating the whatever mob in the city, and Dan sees Venom on TV. 

So he calls Eddie and Anne because they need to be here.

When Flash wakes up the three are standing there ready to talk to him. Dan is contemplating making a brochure for if this happens again (So you have a symbiotic parasite leeching off of you).

The movie is basically them trying to teach Flash how to control V2, and Venom teaching V2 common sense such as ‘don’t eat your hosts organs’. In the background, the scientist realizes that V2 is highly unstable (imperfect copy and all that), and that they need to find V2 before it kills itself and whoever it may have bonded with. 

Flash and Eddie bond. Dan tries to contact Flash’s parents and meets the horribly abusive dad. Dad flies into a rage as soon as he and Flash are home, beating Flash for the bill (which Dan discounts to like 20 bucks),  being stupid, making him miss the game, and w/e else. V2 defends by transforming Flash and the resulting 10-foot tall monster thing bites off dads head. Flash freaks out after he turns back to normal. Calls Anne because she’s a lawyer. Anne talks to the others. By the time they get there, Flash is gone.

Flash runs and he’s sitting on a rooftop crying. He hated his dad, sure, but he didn’t want to kill him, he’s still a teen for fucks sake. Then someone flies into the roof next to him. It’s spider-man, but a good half of his mask is ripped, and Flash can tell it’s Peter Parker. Bad guy of the day is still there, ready to kill Spider-man, so Flash forces himself to be less scared, gets V2 in gear, and kicks butt. He patches up Peter’s mask best as he can, and runs before peter wakes up. (as far as spidey knows, no one knows his identity)

This is the technical climax because up until this point Flash denies V2 existing, flinches back from dad, runs from everything confrontational as much as he can. This is the part where he stops running, and goes to find the others. Tries learning again. 

Scientist joins them and works on helping stabilize V2 but it does’t work. V2 should be dead, but it bonds with Flash on a molecular level, leaving them to literally be stuck together no  matter what. Fire can’t kill it, only hurt both of them. Same with sounds. The only reason it bonds is because of its instability or w/e.

Dan, Anne, and Eddie all adopt the kid, but on the papers he’s now Eddie Brock’s adopted son.

The last shot is titled 5 months later (or w/e) and everyone looks happy and at ease. Flash walks in and all three grownups come over to hug him and Dan and Anne ask how school’s going, and then they all sit down. Eddie brings out a cake with candles on it. Everyone, symbiotes included, sing Flash a happy birthday. He blows out the candles and says something like “thanks dad. And mom. And other dad. And symbiotes.”. Eddie makes a parasite joke, Venom and V2 grumble back, and the camera slowly pans out on the scene of the people sitting at the small table, laughing over cake, a small and weird but wonderful family.

END

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I get the impression that Laventon and Cyllene took one look at Akari and on one of the nights where both sleep in their quarters, and Laventon’s about to go to fall asleep, Cyllene just hits him with a “I think we should adopt Akari” very nonchalantly, then immediately falls asleep.

Laventon is left with his giddy thoughts unable to sleep the whole night because he is just going “IM PROFESSOR DAD NOW”.

That’s why he gifts you the rest of the starters. 😘

Also… imagine post Volo reveal, Akari probably came back badly wounded because she didn’t expect Volo to attack her. And alright. She is a bit traumatized because she basically met Satan (Volo’s like. The most mediocre and inefficient merchant and acted like a useless idiot but it was all a cover up! To lull you into compliance)

Cyllene noticed this so she sends her Abra to watch over Akari constantly. If she gets injured, a potion suddenly falls from the thin air. And when she’s back to Jubilife Cyllene frets over her… in her own quiet way.

Anyways. The found family posibilites with these characters make me feral.

haha this post got long oops

d;kflskdj okay but that's so Cyllene tho like *admits vulnerability and then immediately dodges having to explain or examine it at all* but also you know Laventon saw the protag fall out of the sky and then admit to being completely alone with no family or place to go and was like "is anyone gonna adopt this teenager" and then didn't wait for an answer. Cuz like yes any scenario is funny but pls imagine Cyllene and Laventon with that "we've been together forever" style psychic bond just taking one look at Akari and then each other like "Teenager Acquired"

Also...my weakness......imagining Professor Dad and Cyllene deciding to have another kid and Cyllene is ofc totally chill about it like no sweat at all but when she tells Laventon she's pregnant he's SO nervous and happy that he spends a week accidentally walking into walls and shit, falls down the stairs once or twice, trips into and over furniture, literally has a shinx chewing on him for half a day and barely notices, cannot hold a conversation, just a Mess(tm).

AND my OTHER weakness ofc cuz Found Family Feels imagining protag Akari being happy but also a little sad like "okay yeah now they have a Real Kid" until the kid is born and when Akari gets to meet them Laventon just goes "see that's Akari your big sister" and Akari just goes FULL

(same ofc for big brother Rei, and he and Akari are immediately like "I would DIE for this child" because ofc they would)

Plus pls...uncle Ingo...he already helps with the sneasel babies...open that basket and there's like five little sneasel and one human toddler all asleep. I cannot, my heart, sobbing ect.

Also ah yes Volo my favorite dumbass merchant with rabies(I literally want to rescue him from himself cough cough time loop fic) BUT yeah you know after that Akari/the protag was Fucked Up and I can imagine out of everyone Cyllene would be the one to notice Akari being like "I will keep all of my feelings right here and then one day I'll die" about it and she's like "I'm not gonna make you drag all this Shit(tm) out BUT I am going to absolutely dial up the stealth mom vibes by 500"

(sdkfkldj ALSO abra just fuckin' teleporting a potion to Akari IS adorable but now I'm imagining the abra just being a bit dumb about it and so there are a few times where said potion gets dropped ON Akari or like...over a cliff or something, or like it's getting tossed from off stage left...like look that abra has dumb lazy cat vibes I'm just saying and it's fucking hilarious dklfjdlksj also tbh I can see Akari not saying anything even tho it's OBVIOUSLY Cyllene because she appreciates the Stealth Mom thing even if the results are uh...mixed)

But I also like the idea of Akari/protag just...falling apart like that's the final straw they just Can't and burn out SO hard and we gotta get a FULL found family intervention going we get Cyllene, Laventon, Rei, fuckin' Ingo, everybody is gonna let Akari know she is loved gdi!!! Akari is on the Depressed Express and everyone is getting together to Derail That Train with the power of friendship and love.

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I present to you, the dumb My Hero Academia/Borderlands au nobody asked for, except me because I'm a simp for the found family troupe, and I just want give Izuku a big family wich consist of his Mama Inko, father figures (All Might, Roland) mother figures (Lilith, Moxxi), big sister Tiny Tina, grandpa Hammerlock, and his many aunt's and uncle's (Mordecai, Brick, Axton, Maya, Sal, Zer0, Gaige, Krige, ect)

✨Things✨

While Izuku is 14 in theses sketches, he meets the Raiders when he's around 9-10 and would take place during the events of Borderlands 2.

As for how?, Scooter was messing with the fast travel, there dimensions cross paths, and Izuku was the unlucky victim.

The two robots were made from scraps of loader bots, Small Might is the more energetic and outgoing, while Tall Might is the more calm and reserve of the two.

Tall Might also servers as a protective older brother to Izuku and SM.

As a sort of joke, Izuku would refer to Mordecai as his "Aunty Mordy" after hearing Tina calling him "Mordy-Mom. Mordecai was annoyed at first, but after a while he stopped caring.

Roland lives, but was in a critical condition and was forced to be bed ridden while he heals.

After the events of Borderlands 2 and it's dlc campaigns, the Raiders found a way to get Izuku back to his home dimension, unfortunately that way also brought the entirety of Sanctuary as well.

Izuku when home to an overly joyful Inko with a dam burst of tears (he went missing for about 2 months, the same time he spent on Pandora).

The Raiders explain to Inko what happened in those past 2 months, as well as a fact that Sanctuary is stuck in this dimension.

With Izuku not wanting to part ways, Inko ask the Raiders if they would like to join there once small family

After that it pretty much follows the main MHA canon, (with a few small changes) Izuku gains OFA, he goes to UA, Bakugou is still an asshole to him, but luckily for Izu he has his big bros SM and TM, Big Sis Tina, Uncle Krieg, and Fun Uncle Mister Torgue, if either one/all are with Izu, and Bakugou tires to attack him, he'll lose his kneecap privileges for a few months.

I'll might go into it more another time not for now I need sleep.

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Bread Crew Text Posts Part 34

Freyja: me? overreacting? probably/ this weekends to do list: clean room, catch up on reading, unshackle the bonds of womanhood & scream by the sea/ i am one hell of a woman and you should all be fucking terrified of me/ AND KNIFE AS A TREAT/ it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group people become friends, the tendency to make really stupid decisions skyrockets...and from this chaos...the Mom FriendTM rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades/ the best acessory? a sword. next question/ if I could swing a really big sword it wouldn't matter anyone loved me or not/ swords aren't just naturally whooshy enough for me when you swing them. that's why I add the noise. that's why I add the noise, Susan. That's why I add the noise. Susan

Aisling: I'm trying to keep my reputation of being perfect/ book smart street stupid/ a japanese legend says if you shut the fuck up you wouldn't be so annoying/ do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach/ The number of times I think "I don't care" when people are talking is getting out of hand/ fire is a gay spell. if a character has fire in their spell list as a mage then they're gay/ I'm wasting my youth and beauty being a mysterious eccentric loner and I wouldn't have it any other way/ the longer my hair gets the more powerful i become

Criswyn: my heart says yes but my bank balance says no/ *to Aisling* yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good nights sleep/ I determined to live my coziest life/ sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company/ dont invite me anywhere unless there's snacks/ I might not have "brain cells" like classic authors and ancient philosophers but at least I respect women/ like 95% of my vocabulary is 'what'

Lilith: me looking in the mirror: what's up you anxious bisexual fuck/ I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck/ I'm BI I'm HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I'm NEW IN TOWN/...and this is my bedroom aka my Isolation Station TM

The Crew: sir that's my emotional support found family trope/ i didn't come here to make friends [big dumb smile] i came here to make best friends

The Crew with Hawthorne: life hack: be friends with rich people