#i'm joking i promise

[andrew-thy-accursed]

Count your days anon

[shalom-iamcominghome]

when youre done with your conversion will you change your url to shalom-iamhome

Didn't g-d tell us explicitly not to divine the future? 🤨

[funniestbitchinfaerun]

let's be honest here. the real reason Kagha wanted to kick out all the refugees is that Halsin was spending 90% of his time giving the tiefling kids bear rides and telling them dad jokes and nothing was getting done

[mx-heinous]

"Every fandom creates works that are opposite of the og media"

*looks at the fanon lore*

*looks at Ben's lore*

[arthur-lesters-tits]

is anyone familiar with motorboating? Just curious

[o-spreays]

are they lovers? ( referring to kyle and will )

[newmsies]

"If Nunzios nervous, i don't look pretty" Y'all gonna tell me he isn't just a little 💅✨ /j

[calicocritterz4u]

I'd let you, not like I can't make another

I'd trust you with my firstborn child

I'd sell him to the swamp witch

[egophiliac]

one last batch of Scully Js for the road before Malleus eats my brain again

let's all pour one out for the King of Halloween, whose only crime was being born a Hot Topic goth before Hot Topic existed for him to shoplift his Jack Skellington merch from (and also the whole turning people into pumpkins thing I GUESS) (look, nobody's perfect)

[benevolenterrancy]

Scholarly peak is catching up on recent literature

[reunitedinterlude]

kissing skills (2011 // 2024)

[laboratory-for-peace]

They would've been soooo so so toxic if they'd met in their youth. It'd be horrific for everyone around them. Many dead multiple injured and she STILL plans to kill him afterwards. New war crimes were invented in the process.

[scarapanna]

Craaazy rough WIP for y'all since I haven't animated in a while sjfjsnfnd <- aka. the usual 3 months new AU content gap

I'll make sure to polish up everything as per usual for the final product, though I ain't gonna lie I always prefer my stuff looking a tad bit rough

[childofbriseis]

"oooh but katniss everdeen could have shot trump" you idiots. you fools. ye folks of tiny brain. katniss everdeen Could have shot trump but she Would have shot biden instead, leaving trump to be trampled to death by hordes of screaming republicans

[mymainwastoocluttered]

Yuu: Don't worry, Rollo. I mean, none of the NRC boys got punished, so...

Rollo:... What?

Yuu: Oh, yeah, Riddle over there? Was a tyrant, got pissed when someone went against him, overbloted and tried to kill everyone.

Riddle: Wait–

Yuu: Ruggie helped his Housewarden with a plan that could've potentially harmed a lot of people, only for said Housewarden to get pissed when the plan failed, overblot and try to kill everyone, starting with Ruggie himself.

Ruggie: At least he paid indemnity...

Yuu: Our boy Azul? Tried to enslave people for free labor, got pissed when his plans for destroyed, overbloted, stole everyone's magic and tried to kill everyone.

Azul: Prefect, please refrain–

Yuu: Jamil did a whole show: he brainwashed his Housewarden into being an asshole to get people to kick him out, once that failed, he overbloted and brainwashed his entire dorm to serve him and then tried to kill us when we tried stopping him.

Jamil: Hey, there's no need to bring that up–!

Yuu: Vil, Rook and Epel's Housewarden, got very envious of this person who was considered prettier. After he failed at killing his rival with poison, he overbloted and tried to kill everyone with poison.

Rook: Truly an grandiose spectacle!

Yuu: Idia was the worst, I think, he and his brother overbloted, then tried to free monsters to destroy the world so they could build a new one where they'd fit in.

Idia: Hrk!

Yuu: So don't worry about it, you'll be fine!

Rollo:...

[lunarcorvid]

fallout girlies (gender neutral) will be like "this is my man 🥰💞" and will show you a literal piece of beef jerky