#i'm gonna call whoever that was “the cheese bandit” now until i get confirmation who that was /hj

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somebody just took front just long enough to stand at the sliding glass patio door and stare out in the backyard (that's pitch black btw because it's almost 2 AM) while eating a singular slice of cheese

a single slice of american cheese. they were picking it apart bit by bit and just eating it while staring unblinking out into the darkness like some kind of creeper

WHO THE HELL JUST STANDS THERE EATING A SINGLE SLICE OF CHEESE WHILE STARING INTO THE VOID AT ALMOST 2 AM

i looked at omori (my current co-fronter) and he looked just as confused as i was so WHO- WHAT- WHERE- WHY- WHO ARE YOU