#i'm gonna bite someone

[v7lgar]

i got off work and tired as fuck both mentally and physically and all i wanna do is read smth good + answering all of the asks but in reality i barely can lift up my finger and i'm just imagining the scenes i'm gonna write in the future

[lumimis]

pjsk isn't LOADING

[lettuce-gremlin]

Hey what's up, my notes app didn't used to have a limit and I had over 150 notes on it, but today I went to make a list and it's showing me this

[daggersandarrows]

just saw the phrase "trans inclusive man exclusionary" and i have to go wash my eyes with bleach

edit: they made sure to specify that all nonbinary people are welcome so y'all KNOW what they define as nonbinary

[ophelianated]

the way i would thrive in a position where i don't have to interact with people directly but seemingly every such position requires you to interact with people directly for a certain amount of time first AND be good at it

like why do i have to calm down angry middle aged finance bros on the regular so i can be accepted into the looks-at-documents-all-day team

since when is being able to perform emotional labour with a smile 8 hours a day, 5 days a week such an essential skill for members of the combs-through-your-activities-to-make-sure-you're-not-committing-crimes team that they just can't let me join without it

i would probably be much more "customer focused", dear TL at the send-pics-to-prove-you're-the-person-you're-claiming-to-be team, if i didn't have stubborn, entitled, obtuse assholes freak out at me and call me useless when an issue takes more than one day to solve because they cannot comprehend that they aren't our only customers, all day, every day

[mintdragonnerd]

WHY MY HAND SHAKY!!??? I JUST WANNA DRAW!!!!!!!! AUGHGHGGGGHHGVHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHH

[ramshackle-roach]

daily affirmations i am not going to yell at my mother for saying something blatantly untrue. i am not going to over react to her saying dinosaurs weren't real. i am not going to get so angry i cry over something dumb. she is hopefully just saying this to antagonize me.

[smileyobrien]

STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS — 2.05 "Charades"

[homoeroticgrappling]

This is literally pornographic what the fuck

[its-a-me-mango]

Oh great Mango from the... Wherever Mango's are from.

What is your wisdom?

He's very passionate about keeping as many patients away from his hospital as possible.

When in doubt, my wisdom is always "you can't think of any wisdom with a headache, take a sippy" and you'll never guess what! turns out i'm just dumb and can't think of anything smart to say in general! But at least I don't have a headache.

[daz4i]

thinking once again abt how chuuya punching dazai would've already nullified corruption. there was no reason for dazai to cup his face. it was literally just to be gay.

[crowlipso]

Some mfs be like please be friends with my ocs, and then their ocs are pretty much like this.

[hjartasalt]

I need to fist fight G*d himself I swear I've never been more understimulated in my entire life

[neverendingford]

skyglow:

(alternative title: photo dump of a midnight desert run)

[wereh0gz]

Hey. Hey. Did you know? That to compliment my fanart you don't need to shit on the media it's based on? Did you guys know that? Did you know I make fanart for things I LIKE? Wow. Crazy that I make fanart for things I like and don't appreciate those things being insulted in order to prop up my work as "better"

[konakoro]

We finally get a narrative payoff to Marie exploding Rufus' dick out of self-preservation, and it was with her exploding Cate's arm to protect Jordan