#i'm glad the period spares them from peppermint toothpaste that stuff burns the shit out of my mouth

[brawltogethernow]

Kind of wondering about Jägers and dental hygiene. On the one hand a lot of their teeth look yellowish and I bet they hate toothpaste. On the other those fangs are both a weapon and a badge of honour, and also expected to last them hundreds of years. I imagine they'd be very upset by cavities.

This raises so many questions? I have to assume that as well as getting fangy, Jäger teeth grow in resistant to wear and rot, because normal teeth can’t even be expected to last a single human lifetime with regular modern care, and a stringent flossing plan is also something I can’t really imagine Jägers being super into without a lot of mental straining. And Jenka makes it canon that Jägermonsters either don’t grow back teeth or grow back teeth but human standard; I’m not 100%.

(Maybe the Dyne’s real secret power is that it’s full of fluoride.)

I’m also thinking too hard now about how new Jägers probably grow in new teeth instead of having their adult set changing, which is a disgusting image that ends with baby Jägers just sort of surrounded by a pile of their own teeth. Or swallowing them. Or - agh.

If they can stand tooth…powder (1890′s) you’re immediately in the other end of the pool where they’re prone to foregoing actually using it and just eat it.