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spicebiter · 29 days ago

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Genuinely i'm not trying to be a dick but I see a lot of videos and hear personal anecdotes about cooking mishaps and I've never been able to grock fully how most of it happens. The ones where people leave a pot of water on to boil and go sit down and end up falling asleep especially like you're telling me you were stone cold sober and you left water on to boil and sat down?? And fell asleep??? I've never come close to setting anything on fire while cooking how are people managing this

#spiced #this isn't a humblebrag or some shit i swear #i'm freal confused #we got a mandolin for julienning carrots and cutting potatoes for soup #and when my roommate used it for the first time i told him explicitly to be careful and watch his hands #almost immediately cut the top of his thumb damn near completely off #and then and then fuck right after he bandaged it #put his opposite pinky finger in the perfect position to slice it off from the base knuckle #i...#killin me freal what are yall doin

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