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spellboundspook · 3 years ago

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My Dumb ass doing Andy’s apple farm Incorrect Quote cos why not

The new incorrect Quote Generator found by @makerofmadness but i only did Felix and Melody :)

Felix: Two brooooos! Melody: Chillin' in a hot tub! Felix: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Melody: Felix: Melody: *tearing up* Felix: Babe, c'mon... Melody: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Felix: Babe...

Melody: Remember what I told you. Felix: Don’t be a cunt.

Felix: What is your favourite mythical story? Melody: The Story Of My Will To Live. Felix: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

Felix: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Melody: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Felix: But you’re always acting stupid? Melody: ... Melody: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Felix: What? I'm not aggressive! Melody: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? Felix: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

Melody: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi! Felix: Hey- what are you doing-? Melody, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D

Felix: What goes up but never comes down? Melody: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

Felix: I am a responsible adult! Melody: *raises brow* Felix: I am an adult.

Felix: Watcha doin? Melody: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Felix: Scandalous. Felix: Can I help?

Felix: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?" Melody: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

Felix: Melody! Have you no dignity? Melody: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?

Melody: Oooh, a train! Felix: We’re in a train station, Melody.

Felix: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Melody: Those are Pokemon cards. Felix: You got a magikarp. Melody: ... Felix: It means 'fuck you'.

Felix: I have a problem. Melody: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

Felix, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast. Melody: You're kinda ugly.

Melody: You’re jealous. Felix: Jealous? Melody: That’s why you were being so negative about this. Felix: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

Melody: Could you be anymore annoying? Felix: Yes.

Felix, admiring a sleeping Melody: You’re so cute. Melody, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Felix, lovingly: I know.

Felix: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue? Melody: Technically a mix of green and blue? Felix: So blurple. Melody: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple. Felix: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE? Melody: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

Felix: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Melody.

Melody: You spent all our money on THIS?? Felix, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

Melody: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch. Felix: What changed your mind? Melody: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

Melody: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Felix: But don't you hate yourself. Melody: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused

Felix: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump. Melody: *points at a picture* That one is the dump. Felix: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

Felix: We all have our demons. Felix, grabbing Melody: This one’s mine.

*Felix and Melody playing minecraft* Felix: Oh no, oh no, oh no- Melody: What’s wrong? Felix: I did a thing. Melody: You regret the thing you dID- Felix: *screams* Melody: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it- Felix: *screams again*

Felix: I can't believe you've done this..... Melody: I'm sorry I didn't know-! Felix, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Felix: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt? Melody: Melody: Why are you eating dirt? Felix: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

Melody: Dammit, you ruin everything! Felix: You're welcome.

Melody: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Felix.

Felix: Italics. Felix: Yeah, Italians.

Melody: What are you eating? Felix: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Melody: I like you, don't I?

Felix, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be? Melody: Well, that's you. Felix: Me?! Is that what I look like? Melody: You don't know? Felix: Busy day.

Melody: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child? Felix: That naptime was a punishment.

Felix: Melody, is that legal? Melody: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

Felix: :) Melody: >:( Felix: Turn that frown upside down! Melody: ):< Felix: Not sure what I was expecting...

Felix: Why aren’t you sleeping? Melody: I’m to busy plotting your murder to sleep, Felix. Felix: Melody: ...The nightmares. Felix: *wrapping their arms around Melody* Awwww, sweetie-

Felix: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food? Melody: ...What???

Felix: *sees someone doing something stupid* Felix: What an idiot. Felix: *realizes it's Melody* Felix: Wait, that's MY idiot!

bye tumblr that is all

*fuck goes to sleep cos its 12:10 and their sleepy*

#felix the fish #melody the moon #andy's apple farm #incorrect quotes #melody and felix doing dumb shit #thay are my favs btw #i'm doing this shit at 12am god damit

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