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I think I finally know why this shot was a religious awakening for me
more in tags because you fuckers seem to enjoy that
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#logan howlett#wade wilson#wolverine#deadpool#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#*inhales* god adhd brain don't fail me now#IT'S A POWER PLAY.#wade is physically tired at this point#his emotions are running high and he's tired and aching and bleeding all over#same as logan#and yet somewhere through all that spandex and all that cancer and all that fourth wall breaking he decides#“Oh I'm not coming to you motherfucker. I decide the pace of this. You come to me.”#and he could have#i'm choking#he could have used his left hand the one on the other car seat to go “come get it”#it still would have been hot#me personally it's so much fucking hotter that he used the same hand holding his knife#which looks like is that a survival knife?#as if we need any more nails in the coffin of the fact that logan is a wild partner to have#and wade absolutely THRIVES with him#it's so much hotter that wade used his right hand holding the knife to dare // DARE // logan to attack him#practically saying “Bite the bait you son of a bitch. I'm ready to cut you when you're in range.”#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#is it weird if i say i want to scream into the void because they have an actual void in this movie#fuck lmao
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I drew Gregory for the very first time today as like a human and whatnot. He's such a menace istg why is he so hard to draw I'm abt to boot him across the room (politely of course he's still my favorite goober rn)
I feel like he would listen to kids bop and play Minecraft on his Ipad and probably steal shiny rocks from random places, he would also walk into random rooms, let out an ear splitting screech, and tthen run away whilst hysterically laughing.
That is just Gregory aesthetic
ANYWAY I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT, I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE POOP BUT ITS MY FIRST TIME SO IG ITS FINE LMFAO
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddys#fnaf security breach#fnaf sb#fnaf gregory#fnaf fanart#ggy#gregory#gregory fnaf#fnaf memes#fnaf fandom#tony becker#Fnaf art#I'm choking#digital art#digital artist#digital drawing#doodles#my art#sketches#sketch#ibispaint art#ibispaintx#ibispaint beat the shit out of me and then curb stomped me repeatedly during the creation of this art#Thank you ibis paint 😔
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blitzy lemme smash, want blue?
【𐂃】 he was on the act of ingesting water, to cater his demonic thirst. trying to be courteous for once! showing some horny restraint when — the sudden inquiry from the owl caused him to forcefully inhale his drink. goggled water propelled to shoot out of his hidden nostrils with wide eyes. Taken aback by the backasswards quip.
❝ WHAT. THE. FUCK — STOLAS!! I'm tryna drink here, quench yer own thirst an' get some water! ❞ rubbing his own face he then added, ❝ Please, I think I have enough "blue" feathers in me t' make a nest or pillow. I said I'm thirsty not hungry. ❞ at least not now, he might consider it later.
#℧ 「ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ᴡᴇ ʀᴇᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀ��」 * 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐬#botanikos#( OKAY I CAVED#I HAD TO REPLY TO THIS#I'M CHOKING#YOU'RE AN ASS xD#lovable ass though <3 )#( also not blitz taking offense to this#i'm not the BITCH in this relationship what. even. )
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Dude, did you just compare politeness to pornography? Dude, please. I'm having an existential crisis here, you cannot make me laugh like that. Dude-
#'i cannot define it but i know it when i see it'#I'm choking#academic misery#that's a peer reviewed academic article in a prestigious academic journal
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they were wild for this xxx [tags by @atleastistillhaveyou]
#guys your tags#i'm choking#no fucks about noise cancellation were given that day#1899#this is literally one gifset that always makes me laugh due to the comments attached
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Sadness is a condition of motherhood. There's naught to be gained from it.
#house of the dragon#hotd#hotdedit#asoiafedit#alicent hightower#helaena targaryen#mine:all#mine:hotd#the way alicent has never heard those words from anyone i'm gonna choke
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i had a dream last night that i organized a tumblr meetup and we all agreed to go to a local bar together. so i go to the bar but it was a really busy night and i didn't want to ask every stranger "are u here for tumblr reasons" bc that's embarrassing and i'm shy. so i just got a drink and felt very awkward & hoped someone would approach me. tried to look inviting and like i was from tumblr but not like i was "from tumblr". when i left some girl stopped me to ask if i was there for the meetup but i was too shy and asked what's tumblr?
in the dream i went home to make a post about how nobody showed up to the tumblr meetup but my entire dash was people saying they'd gone to the bar but were too fucking shy to admit to being on tumblr so we'd all just had a drink and gone home
#i have very vivid usually very logical dreams due to my ptsd#i'm skipping the part where i was really nervous about what to wear bc i didn't want to wear the wrong thing#also the drinks were all pink & with umbrellas . also after this in the dream there was this guy#who had been there in a chicken costume and was ''funny'' but then he was always outside my window#down the street . in the store. etc.#just standing there . moving like he was drowning. he kept signing that he was choking#and i was too scared to help while his feathers .... floating and bloated in the dry air#.... while he begged me with his weird puffy wings. silently. choking and choking and choking. his toes barely touching down#and meanwhile im like sorry dude i gotta jump on tumblr to talk about this bar experience#dream me: okay the drowning on dry land chicken guy is fine. but i draw the line at social anxiety
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HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK-
#I'm not normally into choking but#so fucking hot#send help#i can't breathe#matthew gray gubler#mgg#mgg pics#gif#spencer reid#criminal minds#whatever character this is#gublergram#gublernation
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You know how most people in the Transcendental Cha Cha Cha Yaoi Club comment on how inherently ridiculous it is that the most generic and average human man would be able to attract what's probably one of the most powerful and musically-skilled cosmic entities in the multiverse and potentially The Void itself as well? I think we should explore that idea more, have some fun with it
#transcendental cha cha cha#tccc#tom cardy#tccc dj#tccc mc#in a wide existence full of so many unfathomable and gorgeous colors#why can't simple hues of brown and orange be a favorite?#update from the interplanetary ballroom:#local 4th dimensional guest hits the DJ with the stupidest pick up line in existence and then chokes on his drink a little#the DJ proceeds to have vivid daydreams of kissing him in the moonlight#also i'm absolutely a poly shipper with the void here but i'll deal with that later
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i truly truly will never stop being tickled by how law's braincell count just plummets into the negatives whenever he's around luffy and kid SPECIFICALLY at the same time. like if it's one or the other he copes more or less just fine. kid's a shit-starter but he's predictable and easy (and fun) to rile up. luffy runs on baffling logic but he's fundamentally easy to get along with so long as you maintain your zen and understand that he usually doesn't MEAN to get under anybody's skin. separately they aggravate law in different ways. but when they're together kid's penchant for starting dickswinging contests (or inability to not take the bait of one) collides with luffy unhesitatingly answering with a one-up that no sane person would conceive of and what the hell is law supposed to do against THAT fuckin wombo combo. get left behind and called a bitch for it? not goddamn LIKELY!!
#trafalgar law#monkey d luffy#eustass kid#captain trio#supernova trio#one piece#[choking back tears] they are so stupid your honor#law: i'm gonna stand here and take a yonko's attack bc dodging means i'm a loser#law: i'm gonna jump my submarine off a waterfall bc kid said luffy and i were cowards for considering safety risks#babygirl WHAT are you trying to prove we already know you're a little cringefail and we love you like that#you've been part of the circus since punk hazard just give it up#caesar wasn't the only clown on that island#bizarre adventures
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the cake scene saga
#everyone moved on i'm still here stuck at the fact that they never uploaded the cake scene recording etc etc#rlly had to do my Research to find all these moments again cause i forgot about most of these sjdfs#and rlly had to scour the Depths to find a better recording of the cake scene where u could see them#and could only find a couple snippets here and there rippp 😪😪#dan and phil#danisnotonfire#daniel howell#phil lester#amazingphil#dpgdaily#phan#dnp gifs#danandphilgames#my gifs#compilation#Dan and Phil React to The Amazing Tour is Not on Fire!#dnp liveshows#tatinof#CHOKE ME HORSEY - Dan and Phil play: My Horse Prince (3)#‘Daniel’ = Deep Dark and DANK#PHIL'S BEAUTY TIPS#The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire#tw motion sickness
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— A flaccid full-length play based on nothing other than the superficial observations of the vampire Sam, his meditation on vampiric existence and enduring. — Strange, I remember you racing back from rehearsals to tell me how ambitious the conceit was.
#iwtvedit#iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand#one reason i love making gifsets is that while i'm scrolling around looking for things i notice moments i completely missed#and maybe never would have spotted otherwise#anyway imho armand is lowkey blinking back tears here. those angsty meditations on the awfulness of being a vampire have him CHOKED UP.#louis is right he was eating that shit up.#idk idk maybe i'm reading too much into it. but that's really what it looks like to me.
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I redrew some Merlin characters to be more historically and culturally accurate! The text is their original names in a later Latin script, yoinked from a display in the Corinium Museum, Cirencester. (Sneaky edit to add: Y'all are incredibly welcome to use this in any way you want, I would love to see more of my home's culture being represented more accurately in media!!) (Also on Instagram)
Unlabelled version under the cut!!
#damn i just realised that it looks like Morgana's been choking papa smurf's chicken#the welsh (non-practicing) thing is just because I'm both technically Welsh and not Welsh and not in the 'omg i have 1% welsh dna!!' way#i will not elaborate#THEY ARE WELSH YOUR HONOUR JUST DIFFERENT FLAVOURS OF IT#I love Gwen so much she is my beloved#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#gwen bbc merlin#morgana bbc merlin#arthur bbc merlin#gaius bbc merlin#merthur#merlin x arthur#bbc merlin series one#fashion history#historic fashion#the romans#history#watch this die in new
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You don't chase a rogue spectre across the galaxy for several months to save intelligent life from the apocalypse without realizing a few things about yourself along the way.
I tried to experiment with my style with this comic. Please forgive the sketchiness. I'm trying to make less important comics faster.
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#mass effect#femshep#female shepard#renegade shepard#garrus vakarian#garrus#garrus x shepard#shepard x garrus#shakarian#this is like my second comic about choking#i'm so sorry ppl are going to think i'm into it now#turian#mass effect 3#saren arterius
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