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stacks-of-stags · 21 days ago

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leon: *meets ashley for the first time*

leon: *immediately smashes a window with her face and drops both of them from an undetermined height, landing in a tactical roll while ashley plops square on her face*

leon: oh damn, my bad. how about a refreshing triathlon through this stinky village in these trying times? i promise to use these 3 grenades, 15 shotgun shells and 2 stacks of ammo for a gun i don't have to keep the scary shit at least 2 cm away from you at (most) all times. it's a good deal. ask the shady guy selling me guns, he can vouch

the best escort in the village, everyone. 10/10 would go with him to his white unmarked helicopter

#re4 #original re4 #i'm bad at videogames and the prospect of having to heal ashley is existentially terrifying #i ate my last egg trying to survive through el gigante how am i gonna murder salazar now #my game doesn't even run properly so there are areas where i see nothing but infinite darkness #saddler was just preaching to me for 10 minutes and all i could see was a vague blob lmao #i crash every other time i interact with the merchant too #gonna be fun to fight shit like mendez lmao at least i think sometimes it glitches in my favour #because ain't no way i legitimately killed el gigante in one try something shady is afoot here #not to mention the opening village fight where i had like 3.5 enemies instead of 3.5 thousand #still wondering what that was about #even thought i'd accidentally chosen easy mode for a sec #resident evil 4 #leon s kennedy #shitpost

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