#i'm back on my bullshit

[happybunnykat]

So I am a firm believer that Elias put Martin in the Archives to die first. He was like "Okay Martin's pretty much completely useless and Jon doesn't like him. This is perfect, he'll be the first person to die, so Jon will learn the stakes of this job but won't be too upset about it!"

And then Martin didn't die. And kept not dying. And Jon started to actually like him. A lot. This is a problem because Jon is getting distracted and sentimental and focused o

So Elias is like "Damn okay Jon now wants me dead (passive) but if I do anything to Martin directly Jon will want me dead (active) and might actually try to kill me and/or do other things that will ruin my plans."

So, he's tries to pass him off to Peter to get rid of him that way.

And then Jon kills Peter, confirming what Elias thought would happen if he did something to Martin, but none of that matters now because Jon is right where Elias wants him.

And then the Eyepocalypse happens, and Martin is the one who helps Jon stay as they travel across the broken world and to the Panopitcon, where Jon killed Elias anyway.

And all of this could have been avoided on Jonah's end if he had just not put Martin in the Archives.

[murchellie]

Vampire prince of Baldur's Gate 🩸​🤍

NeveRmIND I decided to leave him without clothes so we cas see how I designed his body....texture(???), whatever. See you next month with new Vamp Wyll concepts ehehehe~

[causeimanartist]

Over it

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Ghost x Jade Style Swap! 💀🌹 (Dress as your S/O)

First GhostJade post of 2024! *(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*ଘ YEEEEEEE I MISS DRAWING THEM.

Just a silly drawing of Ghost Jade swapping their clothes 🤣 Inspired by this IG reel that I saw earlier today of couples dressing as each other. I thought it's a fun drawing and it really was!

(Ghost looks like a regular bloke for once 💀)

Hope you love it! 🌹💀

[valyrfia]

Red Bull have a second driver problem. They can't keep Checo at this point if they hope to win the constructor's, however, the dilemma is more complicated than one might think because Checo is also massively important to Red Bull because he brings a bunch of money and publicity to the team. Red Bull refuse to promote Yuki for some reason, they want to leave Daniel in VCARB for the sponsorship money THERE, and Liam wouldn't match the sponsorship power.

So, Red Bull need a driver with a large sponsorship and fanbase who also has quite a similar driving style to Max for developmental reasons. This means: a driver who likes a pointy front end so they can drive the car right on the limit. The ONLY driver who meets those two criteria at the moment is Charles Leclerc. Only problem is his shiny new contract with Ferrari. But this new contract is rumoured to have a bunch of performance-related exit clauses, and considering Ferrari's performance since Monaco.....it seems Charles Leclerc might indeed be the missing puzzle piece that Red Bull needs.

[jeeyonshim]

Atlas of Local Ley Lines is a solo player mapmaking game where the catalyzing mechanic is receiving postcards in the mail, sent by friends in real life, to use as a divination tool. It's in a VERY rough draft state, but I'm really excited to share it with my Patreon members!

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

getting on my knees and muttering a little prayer when i'm about to eat her out, cause i'm well behaved and i know you got to say a prayer before every meal.

[dirchristophernolan]

Richard Siken, Detail of the Fire

[hihello-what-are-you-doing-here]

Transgender person who's into trains? Call that a choo choo trans

[thesummerestsolstice]

Building on my previous Bird Elrond post, all of Gil-Galad's cloaks have a little pocket on the inside for him to carry Birdrond around. Why does he do this?

I mean you never know when you'll need your herald to deliver something, might as well keep him on hand

Look the last time someone left Elrond alone for five minutes he got kidnapped so obviously someone has to keep an eye on him

Half-elves (even eldritch shapeshifter ones) need more sleep than elves and its warm and soft in there

Look pulling a bird (who is also one of the most important people in your kingdom) out of your cloak is, objectively, really funny and fucking with nobles is one of the only reason Gil-Galad hasn't abandoned the high kingship yet

Gil-Galad can leave his cloak places and Elrond can listen into conversations without being noticed– look, a little gossip and blackmail is absolutely necessary to control the Noldor

"Shit we need a minor blessing" *pulls out Birdrond* "would you do the honors?"

The pocket is right next to Gil-Galad's heart and the two of them are very normal about each other

It annoys Galadriel

[licht1900]

brother o' mine, if this dialogue line and sequence of events don't look gay, i don't know what does.

[noswordinourlake]

Maybe I'm just not in the right fandom circles but I think we all could get more weird about Certified Shizunfucker (tm) Ronghao bringing his shizun back from the dead and immediately atticwifing her in his pocket dimension of Nothing Goes Wrong and Nothing Hurts. They come pre-jarred to shake them around even

[ladytabletop]

Aurora by World Champ Game Co.

I love a game that uses an uncommon oracle, and this one is no exception. Adam Vass created it during the height of Covid lockdowns as a game that could be played by mail/online.

Using elements from zip codes, you and the other players are working on creating a city corrupted by darkness that you then use as the setting to tell a story of overcoming that darkness.

And of course the art is rad as well, like all the stuff World Champ puts out.

[haydenthewitch]

i love talking about civil war becuse somebody will be like "bro you're team cap? he literaly became a fugitive for his stupis little boyfrenid"

like. no. steve said "the accords are an over-reach of goverment power and i don't like the idea of being a solider for leaders and poltitions who WILL be corrupt and WILL misuse the avengers. I also don't want to be tied down to the point where if someone's in trouble i can't help them. the accords will do more damage than good and i don't feel right about signing it." CAPTAIN AMERICA SAID FUCK GOVERMENT OVERREACH but let's not talk about that.

and then, someone FRAMED a INNOCENT MENTALY ILL MAN for the murder of A WORLD LEADER and a BOMBING. and several goverments ROCKED UP TO THE BUILDING HE WAS IN WITH SHOOT ON SIGHT ORDERS. and captain america said "FUCK YOU, BUCKY DIDN'T DO IT AND THE ONLY PROOF YOU HAVE IS A BLURRY PHOTO. THIS IS NOT JUSTICE."

and THEN by the end of the movie ALL of the avengers are fugitives INCLUDING TONY. becuse they did what????? BREAK THE ACCORDS. BECUSE THEY COULD SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL. THAT CAP WAS RIGHT.

the big "cap v iron man v bucky" fight only happens becuse of the video of bucky killing tony's parents. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE ACCORDS. THEY'VE (SLIGHTLY) RECONCILED ABOUT THAT. but guess WHAT? HE DIDN'T DO IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL!!!!!!!! SO HE WHAT? ISN'T RESPONSIBLE!!!!!!! IF BUCKY DIDN'T TAKE THAT ORDER WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED? SOMEONE ELSE AT HYDRA WOULD HAVE KILLED THEM!!!!! THE REAL ENIMES ARE- SUPRISE!!! THE FUCKING BRAINWASHING NATZIS!!!!!!@!!!!!!

(now, if it was MY MOM? i wouldn't be able to think resonably. tony is valid. "I don't care, he killed my mom?" tears, everytime. BUT AS A VEIWER?? THAT DOESN'T MEAN that bucky and therefore cap were in the wrong for 1. running away from pepole with guns who want to kill you without a trail for something (AND I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH) YOU LITERALY DIDN'T DO? and 2. STANDING ON YOUR FUCKING BELIFS: FUCK THE GOVERMENT EDITION???)

now would steve rodgers become a fugitive for his boyfrenid? would he kill and steal and hide in other countries?? yes. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT OF CIVIL WAR GUYS. GUYS. WAKE UP???

[high-voltage-rat]

something I do appreciate about red vs blue is its particular brand of “came back wrong”. you were brought back, but you’re just a memory of the person you’re supposed to be. you’re just the expectations of them. you’re just the pieces everyone else saw and remembered. you’re tough like the original, but you’ll always fail no matter how tough you are, because the original failed, too. you’ve got a personality like the original, but it’s not quite right because you didn’t actually live the life they did. there’s this person you love- who you would kill or suffer or die for- but you don’t know why, you just know you’re supposed to be together because that’s what you were made for.