#i'm already drawing up my hcs on a lil white board
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this man is obviously going to wear the absolute most hideous rancid looking outfits you've ever seen in your entire life and i'm so ready to sexualize the shit out of him for it
marmalade officially wrapped. we get to meet him soon 🙏🏼
#i'm already drawing up my hcs on a lil white board#he's bisexual he barely made it through high school he had a surfing phase#he thinks he's christian slater in true romance#he's actually michael cera in this is the end#he has an iq of 160 but he's an idiot#he has absolutely no game but the hugest dick imaginable#i'm obsessed w him already
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