#i'm a stinky ahh theater kid not a kid in theater

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more espresso make more deppresso :(

my name is Zim!

pronouns: they/them

i am a MINOR so pls don't go doing weird stuff

Cabin 7 (Apollo kid forever and ever, I don't care what I get on the Buzzfeed quizzes)

DNI: Homophobia, queerphobia, rascism, tcest, incest, ableism, NSFW, GET OUT-

current hyperfixations things i am completely normal about:

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Dandy's World

Ride the Cyclone

Regretavator

Lemon Demon

Gravity Falls

Ninjago

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

musical theatre

theatre (i'm a stinky little theater kid muahhah)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Riordanverse

Raccoons

Rats

Ferrets

Possums/opossums

FNAF (1. Lolbit, 2. Sundrop, 3. Foxy)

99+ more hyperfixations (literally just ask me if i am in a fandom, it is very likely yes)

I don't mind if you put things in my ask box, feel free to do so! If you have an ask to donate, I can't donate, but I can reblog, so ask anyway!

most of my blog will be rebloging, but i'll probably post something myself occasionally!

I am an artist, but only beginner, and i don't do digital a lot! that said, if i think i can do it, if you make an art request, maybe i'll do it. (not likely, tho, just a warning!)

I have a AU of Rise called TMNT and the Olympians. if it wasn't obvious, it's a crossover AU of Percy Jackson and the Olympians with ROTTMNT! i literally have jackshit for it, but it is my AU, so don't copy it, okay??

Another silly little AU, but this time, 2012! I'll call this one Teenage Mutant Ninja Shits (idk, still in the workshops.) My idea, is what if Splinter was part of the people who made the turtles? He would've been a professional turtle expert, and like Rise, those little shits were made on purpose, and while helping the others, Splinter got into contact with some ooze himself, and rat time for him! This is how he knows the turtles' genders, ages, etc, he literally did that shit for a living. So he felt bad, took the teetles, and went into hiding in the sewers. In this story, I kinda wanna make Tang Shen a scientist, so i will! Who fell in love with Splinter and was going to marry him until he turned into a rat, but she just thought he ghosted her. It was an arranged marriage between the families, but they did love each other. Anyway, Splinter feels bad about the way he treated the turtles, so he decides to raise them, yada yada, but he keeps their and his past secret, but they find out when they meet Tang Shen once they go to the surface. This is all horribly explained, but it makes sense in my head.

Guess what? Another fucking AU! In short, it's kind of like a Steven Universe inspired thing, where the turtles can fuse, and, yes, they can all fuse into one. I think I'll develop a plot for it, but in short, it's the Hamato genes that can make them do way more than just mind meld. I'd also like to do a thing similar to what happened to Steven in Future, where they deal with their shit, and the emotion (or suppressing of) make not-so-good physical reaction.

guys. the autistic bitch in me is back and yk how @tangledinink has Swanatello? well, when i think Swan Lake, i also think Nutcracker. And i thought, "how the fuck could i do a rottmnt Nutcracker au?"

um, i figured that out. so, i made myself a ROTTMNT x Nutcracker AU which i may give a name. (seriously, if you come up with a name for these AUs, go ahead and tell me, cause i don't have jackshit for name ideas. so, the basic plot of this AU is a separated AU where Leo is cursed really young (like, at turtle tot) to be the nutcracker by a witch(or smth, maybe it could be Big Mama, maybe a @sad-leon type "shadow leo au" deal, where he got cursed when something fell over in the lab) anyway, Draxum finds Nardocracker(may call it the "Nardocracker AU", tell me what u think,) and he gives one of the brothers the Nardocracker (either he knows what he's doing or he doesn't know it's Leo, and also leaning on whether to make it a gift to an individual brother or to all three.

more Rise au. i think this one shall be that mikey go boom-boom into glitter and Donnie makes a robot of him. so basically, robot Mikey.

yipee! more AU. I have a Ninjago AU this time, which I'll call the "Kidnaponi AU" or something like that. This is kinda just that Garmadon and Lloyd have a way to communicate, and Lloyd grows up with a nanny named Nana. He leaves Darkly's and Garmadon ends up single-dad-ing that shit and trying to raise Lloyd on his own because Misako= went to get sum milk. At one point, Misako, Wu, and the rest of the main crew realize Lloyd's whereabouts and Wu is worried about how he would be raised and worried that he would be forced into villainy. The ninja end up kidnapping Lloyd by Wu's order and he's less treated like a normal kidnappee and more like a guest. The ninja teach him how to do things Garmadon had delegated (aka, he really was trying to do it).

I also have an original story named Elemental Academy, which i have some tiny shit for, but i shall show it here (here being a link or tag i'll figure it out)