#i'm 1000% certain all the bad reviews are just pissed off neo-nazis who forgot IJ has always hated them | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cachien · 1 year ago

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listen i know the gay cannibal tumblr’s in love with is in indiana jones but pls PLS for the love of god do not romanticize the nazis i swear i will track down anyone who does and tie you up and subject you to a six hour minimum lecture about the nazis from an exhausted historian who went to college in the town where the nazi scientists recruited by NASA lived and worked. do not try me. the best thing about the the new indy movie is that it revived in the US a passion for punching nazis in the face.

#indiana jones #dial of destiny #i'm 1000% certain all the bad reviews are just pissed off neo-nazis who forgot IJ has always hated them #personally i think harrison ford is the hero this country did not deserve but badly needed #also really enjoyed the movie:)#but if i see a single- a SINGLE- ~nazi redemption arc~ fic i'm causing problems #or gay nazi fanart #whatever crosses someone's mind #i'll scream for sixteen years and then inflict misery #i could rant about the nazis for probably days straight #i do part time tour guide work now my job is to talk about history for a long time

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