#i'll continue to talk a lot anyways btw ✨ it's fun

[parablesystem]

on one hand i love attention and talking a lot. on the other hand fronting for too long is exhausting, apparently

- Noël

[umepnnn]

3DOLC x ROE — results.

challenge created by @starliet and @cleostoohot 🖤

sorry (and not sorry) for the long hiatus cuz i'm enjoying life :)

so a few days ago i came across several posts about their challenge and i decided to try it out ! i didn't plan to post or anything so there wasn't a "what i'll be manifesting" post, but the results were so insane i had too make one.

ଓ affirmations i used:

regardless of everything...

nothing can ruin my manifestations

i always manifest within 3 days or less

i have everything i desire

ଓ what i manifested:

always confident and friendly, good at socializing

that's exactly what i did. i feel like a social butterfly at school and it's easier for me to join in convos now. making friends and having small talk just became easier for me. and i don't overthink so much anymore

being more included in my friend groups

i have a group i hang out with at uni for like 4-5 months now but i wasn't rlly active until this challenge LMAO now i'm like so comfortable with everyone and felt more like a part of the group. it also went like this with my other friend groups that i just started hanging out since this year. i actually speak to people individually now woah :)

getting closer with an SP

idk i thought this guy was cute so i just included this and at first the situation was: he's close with my friends but he's not in any of my friend groups so we don't hang much at all. but then after 2-3 days since this challenge, our mutual friend suddenly ADDED HIM into the group out of the blue and we all started going out and he is SUCH A GENTLEMAN to me + he added my socials as well hehe

school is fun, assignments are easy & no stress

literally came to school to chit chat and i'm not stressed at all. i get my work done on time and everything goes so smooth fr. and the best part is my classmates are the sweetest ugh SCHOOL IS FUN (they are the uni friend group i just mentioned up there) and they'd always gather around my seat lol and we'd chat the whole class.

bright smooth clear skin

same skin care routine – skin clearer than ever. no longer uneven dark spots or small little bumps <3 smooth like a baby's bottom :) my mom actually thought i was wearing makeup when i literally just washed my face n removed all the makeup !!

no dark circles

i slept like usual but my dark circles rlly went away since this challenge i'm actually surprised (even tho it should go away cuz it's the law lmao) and usually they'd still show when i have my makeup on but now it's wayyy less noticeable

friends from other countries coming to mine so we could hang out

just went out with one the other day lmao so check ✔️ i guess

everyone cares about me and is very nice to me

yoo my friends were so patient and attentive to me and even the taxi drivers are nice, they'd start convos and not in a creepy way. everyone is so nice for real <333

ଓ what i did:

i just read the list and affirm whenever i can, mostly focused on the 4D and know it's inevitable that they'd manifest <3 cuz it's already mine the moment i think i have it. and honestly the "nothing can ruin my manifestations" line helped me a lot.

other than that i did nothing in the 3D. i never initiated anything. they all just came to me just ✨ like ✨ that ✨

i got most of my desires within 3 days but i still continued affirming after 3 days cuz like why not? it's like i'm doing the challenge again or sum but yes i still get desired results after that.

btw i also listened to quite a few subliminals alongside doing this challenge just because i can xD even for the same desires and like they both manifested but anyways i'll make a separate post on my subliminal results.

© umepnnn 2021 – all rights reserved.

[note from a later date //29 jan 2024]

i have been on a hiatus since then until now, because i was busy with a lot of stuff i didn't have much time to learn and post astrology stuff here ~

i am still busy as ever and i don't plan on coming back here anytime soon (mayyyybee idk) but i still come on tumblr quite often cuz i loveee our astrology & manifesting content

and somehow today i checked my draft and saw this whole post here from three years ago i'm like wuhhh totally forgot.

BUT! everything i said is true fr like the "friends from other countries coming to mine so we could hang out" last year literally TEN of my friends came to my place (they're from 4 different countries) and I even went on trips with some of them — mind u i havnt seen most of them in like 2 years at the time

trust me manifesting is sooo easy just think u have it and u have it

thanks for reading and stay healthy stay safe everyone <3 cya

[sensitiveheartless]

Ooh. I saw your WIPs and now I am ✨ intrigued ✨.Oh by the way I love your art and it's so unique and chaotic. Like, we have these fanarts of Dazai and Chuuya all pretty and stuff, posing like models (I LOVE THAT TOO DON'T GET ME WRONG) and then there's yours. With all the skk scenarios I never knew I needed. I saw the Dazai Pokemon AU and just. Wow. I love this. You really do take what you think skk's domestic life would be like and art✨(my fav is fem skk being badass, oh is my inner lesbian showing? Ignore that!)

Anyway, I saw people ask about some of them and I'll admit "plate :(" got my attention lol. But I saw everybody wants to rule the world lyrics and changed my mind. What is it about?? Btw, the thief/detective au sounds promising.

;0; THANK YOU I'm really happy you like my goofy art!! I also love very pretty soukoku art, but yeah my own personal wheelhouse is definitely more ~shenanigans~, soukoku's dynamic is just so rife with opportunity for nonsense! Anyway, thank you for bearing witness to the clownery kfjskdfjdskskfdjsdk (also YES fem skk was so fun to do I'm glad you liked themmm I want to do more with them)

I hope you don't mind if I talk about both the 'everybody wants to rule the world' one and the thief/detective AU! They're very different in tone so I thought it would be fun lol

Welcome to your life, there's no turning back: this one is a canon divergent AU where Mori tells Chuuya about his plans for the Mimic incident before it happens, including everything about Oda and how he knows its going to affect Dazai. Why? Because I wanted to put Chuuya through a crisis for some reason—and also explore how it would change canon.

Thief/Detective AU: Dazai is a detective, Chuuya is a thief, and this one is getting very ridiculous because Dazai becomes enamored real fast. I have a lot of it plotted out, but I mostly just have the beginning written for now :0

Putting the excerpts under the cut cause otherwise this post is going to be horrendously long on people's dashes dksjfksdjf

"Welcome to your life, there's no turning back" excerpt:

The words reaching his ears were muffled and distant, like he was submerged in deep, deep water. “Why are you telling me this, boss?” Chuuya asked, and his own voice sounded equally distant. Emotionless.

“It seems only fair,” Mori’s voice said, with a note of amusement that cut through Chuuya’s mental fog like a knife. Amusement. “After all, Dazai-kun is your partner. I thought I should inform you that he may soon be a traitor.”

Somewhere, beneath all of his swirling thoughts and rising fury, Chuuya found he felt betrayed. Because Mori knew that this wasn’t his strong suit, knew that Chuuya had always struggled to make the merciless but necessary decisions to run an organization like the Port Mafia. That was why he followed Mori without question. He didn’t need to know these things, to know the darkest sacrifices that their progress was built upon.

And he didn’t understand why, after all these years of leading him, Mori would choose to impress this knowledge on him now. That Mori had done it just to warn him was unthinkable; the boss rarely, if ever, informed anyone of his plans.

Chuuya had his own strengths, but he wasn’t built for the mind games that the likes of Dazai and Mori took part in.

Which meant that his best bet was not to play at all.

“I don’t like it,” Chuuya said, bluntly, truthfully. “There must be a way to get the special ability permit without sacrificing our own men.”

Mori, bizarrely, relaxed at this, and his smile eased a little on his face as he continued to watch Chuuya. “I do find your straightforward approach refreshing on occasion, Chuuya-kun,” he said, and if Chuuya didn’t know any better, he could almost imagine Mori sounded friendly. “Yes, there are many methods that would not involve Dazai-kun or Oda Sakunosuke. However, I believe in making the most of given opportunities, and Dazai’s loyalty has been wavering. If he becomes more loyal to this friend of his than to the organization, he is of no use to me. So this is not just an opportunity to earn the special ability permit, you see. I plan to use it as a test, to determine where Dazai’s loyalties lie.”

Chuuya kept very still as this sunk in. So that’s what Mori’s play was. It wasn’t just a test for Dazai; he was using the situation to test Chuuya’s loyalty as well.

“I understand,” he said, and his voice came out steadier than he expected. “Do you wish me to take part in this affair?”

Mori blinked. It seemed that somehow, Chuuya had surprised him. Whichever part of his response had caught him off guard, Chuuya was too on edge to care.

“No,” Mori said at last, eyes narrowing. “All you have to do is wait. I trust you understand that Dazai cannot know anything about this conversation.”

Of course, Chuuya thought bitterly. That was the test. To know, and just let it happen. “Of course,” he said dispassionately, bowing with his hat still clutched to his chest. Clinging to the symbol of his loyalty to the Port Mafia like a lifeline. “When shall it begin?”

“Oh, about one month,” Mori said, glancing out of the vast window overlooking the city. “It all depends on when our friends from overseas arrive to set the plan in motion.”

That was vague. Fair enough. Logically, Chuuya didn’t need to know the details if he wasn’t directly involved in the plot.

You are involved now, his own voice whispered in his head, sharp and furious. Whatever happens, whether you act or not, the end result will be on your conscience.

“In the event that Dazai betrays us, I will be prepared,” Chuuya promised. Though, can you really call it a betrayal if we’re going to do this to him? “Was there anything else, boss?”

“No, that will be all,” Mori said, waving his hand in an elegant dismissal. “I hope you rest well on your day off, Chuuya-kun. You deserve it, after all your hard work.”

Bastard, Chuuya thought viciously. Mori knew perfectly well Chuuya wasn’t going to be relaxing, not with this hanging over his head like an ax waiting to fall.

Chuuya crushed down his instinct to lash out with some difficulty, and left the room with measured steps.

He was silent in the elevator ride down to the base floor, and he remained quiet and controlled on his ride home, letting the roar of his motorcycle beneath him fill the void swirling in his own mind. He couldn’t let himself think, not yet, so he kept a mental lid firmly clamped down on the wounded thing writhing in his chest.

It wasn’t until he was back in his apartment, door shut carefully behind him, that he let the lid loose.

All at once, the full weight of that conversation, the magnitude of what had been pushed onto his shoulders crashed down on him. The desperate numbness that had gripped him while facing Mori fled away, opening the floodgates to horrible, twisting emotions that threatened to engulf him.

“Fuck,” Chuuya snarled, and he slammed his fist into the wall of his entryway, wild and uncontrolled. It smashed straight through the drywall, and he stood there breathing heavily as the dust fell from the jagged hole around his glove.

"Thief/Detective AU" excerpt:

A file dropped onto Dazai’s face, startling him awake. He blinked, not bothering to move his arms from behind his head or take his feet off the desk, and let the case file slip down to his chest, the papers inside coming loose.

He must have been more tired from that last case than he thought, even boring as it was. It looked like he had slept through a good portion of the afternoon. The sinking sun shining in through his office window had turned golden, and the light transformed the small, rather dingy space into something glowing and beautiful.

Dazai squinted down at the name of the file on his chest. “The Sheep Thief?” he read off, and raised an eyebrow up at Kunikida, who was standing over him looking unimpressed.

“He always wears a mask fashioned like a ram’s head,” Kunikida said tersely. “You were complaining about being bored, weren’t you? So he’s your problem now. He’s managed to stump our regular operatives for months.”

Reluctantly, feeling the welcoming grasp of his nap slipping away with every moment, Dazai picked up the file and began to flip through it, leaning back in his chair until he was on the brink of tipping over. He heaved an exaggerated yawn at the contents. “Just thievery? Boring. He hasn’t even killed anyone?”

Kunikida’s nostrils flared, and he visibly reigned himself back from snapping. “Murder would not be preferable, you insufferable—look, just figure out how he’s committing these thefts, and work out a way to catch him. Ranpo is busy, or Fukuzawa would have assigned him to it instead. As much as I hate to admit it, you’re our next best detective when you’re actually doing your job.”

“Fine, fine, I’ll do it, never fear Kunikida-kun,” Dazai said, flapping his hand lazily as he continued to scan the documents. His eyes caught on one detail and narrowed. “My my, he’s been in Yokohama for five months? It’s taken an awful long time to prioritize this case, hasn’t it?”

“He isn’t seen as much of a threat, given that he’s never harmed anyone in his robberies,” Kunikida explained, relaxing a bit now that Dazai appeared to be focused on the case. “But he is becoming a nuisance, if nothing else. He keeps sending letters to his targets beforehand, and even with advance warning, no one has been able to stop him. He appears to be gifted—people say it looks like he can walk on air. He has also pinned people to the ground with an unseen force, and knocked holes in walls, among other unnatural feats. It’s been suggested he may be telekinetic.”

Dazai hummed. Whatever gift the thief had, it would be useless against him. Still, it added a layer of intrigue. “It looks like he’s been getting bolder with time,” he observed, tracking the details across the pages. “More and more expensive items?”

“Yes, he’s starting to inconvenience the rich and powerful of Yokohama,” Kunikida sighed, nose wrinkling in distaste. “So the Agency has been put under pressure to bring him in. As though justice can be bought.”

“I mean, in many ways it can, Kunikida-kun,” Dazai pointed out in his most irritating tone of false sympathy. “After all, you are prioritizing the case now, aren’t you?”

Kunikida turned away from the desk, stalking towards the door. “Even if that’s how it is,” he said, “it shouldn’t be. It goes against the ideals we should all strive for.”

“Yeah! Fight the system, Kunikida-kun!” Dazai called after him. “I’ll be cheering you on!”

Kunikida sent him a withering look and swept out of the room, slamming the door behind him.