#i'd marry that dude from narnia

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!Major spoilers!

omg I accidentally started watching the original lemme go find the 2005 one

THIS IS SO GOOD OMG

it's giving devils carnival

TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORRRRES

romeo ✨AND✨ juliet :p

I'm sorry but Americans reading Shakespeare will never not be funny to me it's so awkward

Jimmy dancing 🤣😭💀

This is so wholesome I feel like it's gonna get bad cos likeee this was recommended by the same people who got me into rtgo and atdc

Why do I feel like these two are gonna be the next Brad and Janet

omlll I thought they were getting married for a hot minute...

my guy is sooo offended like UGH Bill Shakespeare 🙄🤮

This is so dramatic lmfao

ooo hello who's this she's cute

THE WAY SHE MOANED WHEN HE HIT HER LMFAO I shouldn't laugh buttt

this song 😩 take that how you will. New favourite character just dropped. Also maybe new favourite song "the stuff". It's almost like as long as he needs me but darker...

Ok but this guy is like Amus from Chicago, voice, dumbass, bowtie, etc (Mr Kochanski or however you spell it)

also I can't decide if the blondie is most like Stacey from Gavin and Stacey, Sandy from Grease, or Janet Weiss at the beginning of Rocky Horror

coverallssss?

imma take a shot every time Jimmy says gee

uh ohhh he's going to a parrrtyyyyy it's the beginning of the end

Gotta love a random tango break

I feel bad cos like I keep looking at the women in this but I meannn... HAVE YOU SEEN THE DANCER?

Is anybody else getting 💅🏻 vibes from Jimmy?

WHAT AM I WATCHING LMFAO "do your children like Jazz music? " *MOAN* "this gives them time to hypnotise women into unspeakable acts of degradation" *strips* *moans again* I MEAN WHAT

OMLLLLL... ok now I'm starting to see why this is on this side of the internet

THEN IT CUT TO PEOPLE FUCKING AND SPANKING EACH OTHER WITH TOWELS WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

yuh huh so women are the ones degrading themselves yet it's the man who's on his knees barking...

a new definition for "burn baby burn"

WTFFFF SALLY WHY

"let's forget the 5 ft and concentrate on the 9 inches" *smacks into a wall* XD I officially love Sally

"whoopsie" the perfect reaction to a baby being on fire 😂

"just fell" bbg you are lying in the middle of a broken glass table 🤣

omg this song I'm… she's hot and I would absolutely "suck it down for Sally" 🤣😭(this coming from the idiot who choked on a vape... twice...)

HIS FACE 🤣 ARGHH THE EYES 💀

and now coconuts bc why not

omg I was right with every item of clothing the remove from Jimmy he's starting to look more and more like Brad Majors XD

Sally in this song is what Sandy from Grease could have been 🤣

good GOD he's hung. I bet he's got socks down there.

Tumnus from Narnia is that you? Jeez dude you really let yourself go

I- isn't Jimmy 15? Like bro is getting his ass caressed by a punk rock goat man I just...

not cute he's ignoring Shakespeare girl

who wrote this-

"O' therefore art thou Romeo" as pleasant as the dawn, with Mary Jane upon thy lips and pants strewn on the lawn. I'm sorry I had to.

How is she not catching on that something's wrong?

"THAT WAS YOUR TONGUE!" well nooooo

Never thought I'd hear "froggies" said in a movie about sex, drugs and promiscuity...

"fill my lonely pew" honey if he came back he'd be filling more than a pew 🤣

Not the hymn numbers all being 420 💀

"No Christian martyr works it harder" I just choked on my water-

What am I watching? Like they just lowered in Jesus with Freddie Mercury's 'stache singing surrounded by angels in bikinis...

THEY'RE GRADUALLY STRIPPING JESUS WTH

if Christianity was more like this I wouldn't have left the cult (Bet some of you stopped reading when you read that ;))

I actually love Mae honestly. Why do I always like the redheads in these movies?

using a steak as an ice pack 😂

She- she sold her baby? To a guy with a fake French accent? I-

Ok confession at the start I liked Sally then immediately took it back and went as far as to delete the note but frrr she's cute in a "why am I attracted to this?" way

"trying to jump over the car" mmmhmmmm

Awwww Jimmy's such a sensitive boyo

Omg he's becoming self-aware!

Sometimes I forget I'm not living in these films and have to seperate myself into the boring world

Omg she was called Mary Lane this whole time?

This is wholesome nowww awwww I'm waiting for it to go wrong

There's 46 minutes left and rn it's happy so I'm gonna do this in two parts x

Best of a hilarious play-by-play of people watching Reefer Madness for the first time that I found on the liveblog

[ahrties]

* marries u * sorry, gwen, u shoulda put a ring on it

its true gwen ur 2 late @gwehns