#i'd imagine they don't go grocery shopping at all just stopping there for snacks

[caitlynmeow]

Bela: I have the sharpest memory ! Name one time I forgot something.

Cassandra: You left me in a Walmart parking slot like, two weeks ago.

Bela: I did that on purpose, try again.

Bela would absolutely do this on purpose!

Like Cass can be an ass and annoy Bela to the point where her sister just finishes what she came for and leave.

Or something like 'I'm leaving in ten minutes' and Cass looooves pushing the limits but the joke's on her Bela isn't playing around.

[theflyingfeeling]

"#no but seriously WHERE are all the BC in a shared flat in los angeles fics?? WHERE#i could come up with a plethora of plot ideas at command if that's what it takes!!"

can I have a plot idea? maybe the added pressure of "someone gave this to me" will make me actually write something for once ☠

Apart from all the Olli/Allu headcanons, here's a few I just came up with off the top of my head, with various ships:

Jetlagged Joel wandering to the kitchen in the middle of the night to find a snack, but instead he finds Niko (also jetlagged) and they end up having an emotional talk, reflecting on the past two years: everything that's changed in all of their lives, how far they've come as a band and how far they're still gonna go 🥺 The others find the two of them in the morning, having fallen asleep on the couch in each others arms 💕

The BC Cali house doesn't have a pool (they really wanted a pool, but then Tommi took a look at the BC bank account and told them they don't need one). However, upon arriving at their rented house for the first time, they immediately notice their next door neighbour has one 👀 Being antisocial Finns, none of them don't need to go for a swim that much that they would go and knock on the pool neighbour's door and politely invite themselves for a brisk dip (since they have come all the way from the far north where there's eternal winter and all the bodies of water are frozen at all times, and besides it would be far too dangerous with all the polar bears and killer seals), but then, on one of their morning walks around the block, they ran into their neigbour across the street (they stop to pet her dog), and they're told that the pool neighbour is on a vacation abroad and won't be coming home until after Christmas. 4/5 of them think nothing of it, but Aleksi's menacing brain is immediately intrigued 😏 later that day, when everyone else has already retreated to their bedrooms, Aleksi knocks on Joonas' door and asks him if he wants to do something crazy 🤭 and of course Joonas does, especially if it includes nudity 😌 up to you to decide how the story continues!💦

And let us not forget the classic: from the pictures they saw of the house, there was definitely supposed to be 5 beds. Joel had looked at the pictures many times, and clearly there were TWO rooms, one with three single beds (although one of them seems to be dwarf-sized), and another with a wider bed that Joel was SURE was just two single beds pushed together. Porko is happy to share (because of course he is), but Joel is determined to sleep in the living room, on the scruffy leather sofa that is very obviously way too small for him. After a few nights of stubbornly trying to make himself comfortable on the tiny (and sort of smelly) sofa, Joel finally gives in and joins Joonas and Mr. Pork (the pig plushie) in the master bedroom. Maybe waking up to Joonas playing with Joel's hair is not the worst fate after all...

Next I'm asking you to humour me a little and imagine they could afford a place with seperate bedrooms for everyone. And because Olli/Allu is the cutest ship that ever was, let's imagine them claiming bedrooms next to each other. And then imagine them just staying up in the other's bedroom talking about important stuff (the new songs, the cute dog they saw earlier when they went grocery shopping). And neither of them wanting the other to go to their own bedroom, but they're both too shy and insecure to suggest they share the bed, just for tonight. Olli loitering at the doorframe until he can't come up with anything new to say, and finally dragging himself to his bedroom, mentally kicking himself for being such a coward (Aleksi does the same after Olli has closen the door). Olli being about to turn off the bedside light when he hears a faint knock on the wall by his bed (the wall he shares with Allu). I'd ask you to imagine them coming up with a secret knocking code to communicate with each night after saying goodnight, but that would be way too cute and sappy, wouldn't it? 🥺 Not to mention Olli trying to figure out how to spell "I love you" with the knocking code 💕

To jump into a completely different kind of vibe with no transition whatsover: the house is great alright, but it appears the lock on the bathroom door is not working 🤔 This, however, they don't notice, until Olli - still half asleep - is about to go take a leak the first thing in the morning, and ends up walking in on Joel having is morning wank shower 😳 It's all kinda awkward for a moment, and Joel's climax enjoying-the-nice-hot-shower face (you know the one) is now imprinted on Olli's brain and he doesn't know what to do about it 😩 (somehow, walking in on people in the bathroom becomes his "things" during their stay (perhaps because he keeps forgetting about the malfunctioning lock after every nights' sleep); one morning he runs into Joonas blowing Niko under the shower 😐 another morning he catches a glimpse of that juicy Kaunisvesi peach 🍑👀 he's not a perv though, it just keeps happening! 😬)

[poisonouswritings]

GROCERY SHOPPING WITH THE GREIFERS.

Lucan is picking out some nuggies, milk, eggs, instant coffee and some protein powder for his work out. He also keeps pointing at the most random stuff asking if it's needed.

Elowen just yeets a bottle of straight vodka in the cart then leaves

Balsam is the Mom Of The Group so he's picking out vegetables except he's stopping to read what each product contains so it takes forEVEr. Also I dunno why but I feel like he has reading glasses.

Tulsi also luckily has some sense and picks out important stuff like batteries, bulbs, shampoo n conditioner, bandaids, etc. She's just vibing and following along the cart with earphones in. Ask her what she's listening to so y'all can share the earphones and vibe together <3

Sage is sitting in the trolley while you're pushing it around and of course he's flirting with you ;) hey mc ;) thanks for the ride ;) but he finally shuts up when a bottle of vodka mysteriously lands at his groin. Poor kitty. But he does also occasionally yank your favourite snacks from the shelf and keep it in the trolley.

They do ultimately end up forgetting something tho

I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE WOULD GET PLANTS BUT I DUNNO WHO. Probably balsam. Smexy plant dad balsam? Shirtless balsam who's only wearing grey sweatpants putting on gardening gloves? Lil thing of tools strapped around his hips? And he's making this hot concentrated face? nad,,,an ,d he abs are squished together..cause of how he's hunched over,,,lil bit of sweat drips from his nose,,,,then he goes to shower and comes out with a towel wrapped really really low at his hips and his hair is down?,,,,lird habe mercu.,,,duhvfghjjhjhvi,,,,,,,,,hmgmhmhmHHHHAHEM AHEM-

-egg anon (dumb bitch anon)

Balsam would be a sexy plant dad,,, hehehe,,,,,

GN!Reader, Modern!AU, the Griefers share a braincell, Colored Bullet Rule (Balsam, Elowen, Lucan, Sage, Tulsi)

I would also like to suggest Modern!AU Griefers all sharing a house. Which is presumably why they're shopping together.

I'd like to imagine that Lucan and Sage take turns sitting in the cart. So this time is Sage, next time it'll be Lucan, so on.

Anyways this time it's Sage and big boy is sitting with his back to you so he can tilt his head back to look up at you,, keeps nuzzling against your arms/wrists,,, love-bites you a few times,,,,,, kitty likes being taken care of sometimes y'know?

Lucan gets the dino tendies. He insists they taste better than the normal ones. You can try to read the ingredients to prove they're the same thing but he doesn't care. They're Fun So They Taste Better. He will fight you on this.

If you guys are at a Target or Walmart or whatever and there's a bedding section, Lucan and Sage are grabbing pillows and attacking each other. Balsam lets them do it so long as they don't break anything. Once Sage gets bored he uses the pillow to take a nap, assuring you'll have to buy it because his hair is all over it now

If he actually does fall asleep he uses one hand to hold yours,, kitty needs you to be close,,, zzz,,,,,,,

You're standing still for too long (maybe trying to decide between two brands or whatever?) when Tulsi just sneaks up from behind and cuddles you. And at first you think she's being cute and clingy but then she sets her chin on your shoulder (she might have to stand on her tiptoes) and asks you if it's weird that you can look at something and your tongue will instinctively know what the texture would be like. You slowly look over at her one mounting dismay and she smiles really sweetly, kisses your nose, and drifts away to listen to her music

Seriously look around and pick something and you'll know what the texture would be if you pick it. Horrible. Hate.

Elowen,, doing this,, also go spam this art with love!!!

Balsam carefully weighing fruits and veggies before bagging them,,, he needs to be precise,,,,, it takes him forever to do literally anything,,,,,,,, and if you try to leave him he just grabs the cart and drags it back over next to him,,,,,,,,,,,,, Sage keeps bitching about it because he's bored

So when I was younger and we had to go to the market and it was taking too long my mom would get me a Lunchables and I'd eat it in the cart and we'd formally buy it when we checked out (course I'd usually eaten it all by then but whatever) and anyways you have to do that for both Sage and Lucan.

You try to get Balsam to hurry up by flirting with him a little,, lightly holding his waist and swaying a little like Hey If We Leave Here Soon Maybe You Two Can Have Some Fun ;) and Balsam leans over to smooch your cheek and says Nice Try But He Needs To Make Sure This Cookie Butter Has An Acceptable Amount of Sugar Before He Lets Lucan Get It

The toy section,, Tulsi keeps fiddling with the Rubik's Cubes and looking at the Legos and whatever and she always gets a Hot Wheel! She has a collection.

You jokingly throw a ball and Lucan sprints after it. Makes you throw it again. You're playing fetch now. Why would you do this.

You get a plushie for Sage and nuzzle it against his cheek and he's so flustered,,, soft,,,,,

Elowen casually taking the cart from you and ramming it into corners/walls/whatever to piss Sage off

Tulsi comes over and hands you one of her earbuds because a song you like came up on her playlist

Balsam checking all of Lucan's protein powder before letting him put it in the cart. He needs to make sure puppy isn't ingesting ungodly amounts of caffeine or smthn

Elowen throwing vodka in the cart (yes hitting Sage in the crotch, not on purpose but hey it's funny) and then grabbing you and dragging you away because she wants to go look at clothes

Alternatively Elowen dragging Tulsi away to look at clothes and Sage just dying because vodka is heavy,, you get him a bag of frozen peas,,,, Lucan is laughing his ass off

Tulsi gets some fairy lights for her workshop and she gets them in your favorite colors

Plant section! Balsam spends nearly an hour agonizing over the precise shade of green he's getting with various mint leaves or whatever,,, you try to help but honestly there's no helping this man. He's on his own. You just leave him there and go to grab some juices.

Yes the checkout person looks at you (Sage) weirdly.

Sage refusing to get out of the cart until you guys have shoved the groceries in the car. He's at least gracious enough to take it to the cart corral himself.

You all came in the same car so,, you uh,,, you're gonna have to sit on someone's lap for the ride home ;)

[tigre-edi-rawr]

The beginning.

November 9, 2021. All it took was a simple "Heyaa" in a private message to start it all. I made a joke about how a Ramos from the past had previously wounded me, and you responded jokingly, "change name na ko." Then I discovered you're a seaman. I knew right away that I shouldn't develop romantic feelings, that I don't do long-distance relationships, and that I'd told you that. You didn't reply after that. You left my messages seen for four days.

November 13, 2021. I saw your message. "Gooodmorning. Naalala kita hahaha dumaan ako ng cabuyao. Dito me Nuvali ngayon" then you asked "Can I see you before going home? Daanan lang kita." I was weirded out tbh haha, but I refused politely. "Okay maybe some other timeeee just wanna make myday meaningful." I realized now that if I agreed to meet you at that time, we wouldn't be able to talk for long. Maybe I'll lose interest if you give me the impression that you're looking for a relationship and I'm not. Or that you're so into me that it's creeping me out. I was talking to several men at the time, and I didn't even notice you that much. My focus is never solely on a single man.

Everything happened so quickly. I can only recall how I began to like you through chat. The more you speak, the more I want to know you. The more I learn about you, the more I see myself wanting you. You're one-of-a-kind. You're a giant mold of all my desires. The way you think, the words you use, your life perspective, and the way your brain works. I've never met anyone like you. It's astonishing how genuine you are while also being perfectly suited to me. It's driving me insaneeeee!

I remember wanting to try ukay-ukay shopping, and you said you'd come with me. At the time, I imagined us wearing matching outfits, acting silly together, and laughing. I was ecstatic to be able to do so. I was even planning what to wear because I wanted to look nice.

Then, it happened. Us.

November 20, 2021. It had been a long day. I went shopping for our home's supplies, cooked meals and did my laundry. I remember being so sleepy because I was exhausted. But then we started talking about going to the beach, and you invited me to join you and your friend's outing. I was feeling a lot of emotions... thrilled, elated, and gratified. I was also concerned because I could feel my body heating up. I'm not sure if it's safe or you are somewhere I can be safe. But I knew I wanted to come because I wanted to see you. I want to get to know you in person. That's why I agreed; I was waiting for a concrete plan. However, plans have changed. We were going on our trip, just the two of us. At a hotel resort, I never even heard before. It was crazy. I was feeling a lot of crazy. But I was ecstatic as fuck.

An hour of jeepney ride... I can't help but think about what would happen, or maybe I should sleep during the ride to rest my brain.

When the jeepney dropped me off at SM Calamba, I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find you. I walked around, checking everyone, and you're not there. I remember thinking maybe it was all a prank, that I should head back home. My phone died so I can't contact you. I figured I'd give it one more shot and find somewhere to charge my phone. I was about to walk upstairs at the time when I thought I saw you inside SM Calamba. I looked again, and there you were. We were both smiling as we met halfway. I was embarrassed and didn't know what to say.

You're astonishingly tall. I'm not sure why I can't stop staring at you; maybe it's because I'm used to being the tall one. You look so neat, so young. You're so close I can smell you. Don't even get me started on your voice, which is both cute and manly. It sounded gentle but manly. I recall feeling unkempt when I stood or walked next to you. It was a strange sensation as if I were ugly.

I'm not sure what it is about being in a grocery store with you that makes me happy. The spark was present. We did buy food, mostly yours because I only chose one snack. But I want to remember the best moment I had with you in Calamba. You treated those tricycle drivers as if they were your friends, and you knew how to make them laugh. It felt good. I knew you were a decent man, but it left me speechless. You come across as cool and entertaining.