#i'd added this to another post literal years ago when i first noticed it on like reread no. 3 but hello?

[cctinsleybaxter]

after much reflection this is the most insane thing yossarian does in the whole book. when people talk about 4d chess when people talk about ‘what’s gayer: being gay or this’ yeah

[shockinglysubmissive]

So I mentioned writing something like this years ago and never posting it in a discord server, and a few people wanted me to post it. I decided I'd edit/basically rewrite it and finally post it. It is slightly dark and involves Crocodile from One Piece. So here is one of my head-empty drabbles.

GN!Reader x Crocodile

Warnings: cigar burning, crying, fear play

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Crocodile was a very busy man, so any time for intimacy is rushed. Still, you weren't expecting such a short time frame.

"Better have me cummin' before this cigar is gone, or there'll be hell to pay." His gravely voice sends chills down your spine as you settle yourself down fully on his lap.

"But Sir, your cigars never take you more than a few minutes..." You blink at him in utter disbelief. The only response the older male gives you is a long, slow drag of his cigar. He holds the smoke in his lungs for a few moments before blowing it in your face, the familiar stench making your nose burn.

"Then you better get started."

Placing your hands on his broad shoulders, you start bouncing on the cock you adore so much. The tip of his cock targeting your sweet spot every time. You involuntarily clench around him with each drop of your hips.

His head falls back in his chair as he lets another breath of smoke out. One hand reaches up and removes the cigar from between his lip, lowering it down to your lap and pressing the burning end to your mid thigh. The smoldering ash leaves a welt on the fat of your thigh, and a grin spreads across his face.

"Times a tickin' and I'm not cummin' yet. You don't want to know what happens if you fail me." He tuts, placing the cigar between his lips.

You quicken your pace, adding some variations to your hip movement. You had gotten used to him flicking ash on your body, usually on accident when it drops as he hovers over you, but this was the first time he ever pressed the cigar directly to you. As embarrassing as it is, you quite enjoy the pain it caused.

Taking your bottom lip between your teeth, you try desperately to make him cum. As the cigar burns lower, the places he stamps the ashes out moves closer to where he is buried inside of you. Three new welts joined the first, and the most recent is only inches from your most sensitive area.

Tears stream down your face as you literally watch the time burn before your eyes, second hand smoke filling your lungs. Each second that ticks by floods your body with more desperation, and your hips slam down against his.

"Please tell me you're close. Please..." Your fingers dig into his jacket, the only thought in your mind is making him cum.

He hadn't spoken much the last few minutes, only muttering the occasional swear, or taunt when you flinch from the burns. Still, he remained silent, eyes shut as he took one final deep drag before removing the butt of the cigar from his lips.

His hand lowers, threatening to press it against your sensitive areas. The terror causes your entire body to tense, and as the ash drops against your genitals, you finally feel him flooding your insides.

Through the fear, you hadn't even noticed how close you were until the slight burn from the ashes sends you tumbling over the edge.

"See, I knew you could make me cum fast enough. Just needed to give you some motivation. Seems like you really enjoyed it too." He grins, his empty hand reaching down to collect your cum on his fingers. "Might have to play this game more often."