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bo0zey · 2 years ago

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damn they got me workin on my bday this year bro………like idgaf abt my bday as it is but like the audacity to have me WORK FOR OTHERS on a day that’s supposed to be abt celebrating ME….?? absolutely SICK i just know my mama rollin in her grave rn knowing that the life she bore to her eldest born only daughter has been reduced to that of a lowly pawn in corporate’s game…….im literally nothing but a slave to capitalism i exist for the sole purpose of being exploited n abused by management and the public

#ik my unit higher ups know damn well what day my bday is #those mfs have access to my SSN u think they don’t know my birth date as well????? nah they do n they DGAF!!#i haven’t cared abt celebrating my bday since 6th grade but now imma make it a big deal just out of spite smh #there better be a goddamn surprise party when i walk into that break room at 6:45am on the dot #i’m talking balloons streamers lights party games pin the tail on the donkey a piñata EVERYTHING #there’s gonna be karaoke and the song choices r all gonna b from mcr’s discography #also i get to be drunk at work legally with no future repercussions for whatever actions i will not be held legally accountable for #as a bday gift i will settle for a kiss from my manager’s lips #shut up cianna

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