#i’m sorry tumblr didn’t have yellow letters 😭

[dragonfanplaugedr]

interaction with a Karen while working at my dojo’s front desk:

Karen: (sees a lesbian pride flag) wait, you’re a lesbian?

Me: no, I’m bisexual

K: but you don’t look bisexual!

Me, an intellectual: oh sorry lemme just-(pulls out a bisexual flag sticker and places it on my forehead) this better,

BITCH?