#i’m sorry !

[porrabett]

Agathario The Mummy AU Part 3

Thinking and talking alone about them.

The need of touch and hold their faces as they are kissing.

Breathing each other in.

Finding comfort in their embrace.

Having the love of you life dying in your arms.

Part 1 | Part 2

[catbuggirly]

Guys, my phones probably gonna get cut off soon, I’ve literally been prioritising it over power, but now I owe a load of fees and shit, I’m gonna try and keep it for as long as I can cause it’s my only way of communicating but if it doesn’t work out it was fun while it lasted 💕💕💕

[sippihippie]

You only wanted a melody sorry I wrote you a love song

[always4tuesdayss]

[wethegingersnaps]

I need closure on tony collette

[saiiibaki]

fast sketch for manwhore au by @anniflamma because it’s hilarious

[fourteenpigs]

You just don’t value him at his current state, I want him when he can’t buy me a weeks worth of groceries and want him when he can buy me approximately 12 ingredient products from Walmart.

Anyone else think he'd be kind of attractive if he was $100 instead? Hold on they're putting me down

[brainrotworks]

“Well, I can always count on you for a warm welcome…”

is this too much?

[pisscentral]

uh oh

UH OH

[messylustt]

the hottest thing a man can do is tilt his head and say ‘yeah?’ —like no need to be a slut, calm down.

[sanity2whodat]

Kings have honor

Soldiers have bravery

And poets have heart

But all I have…

Is RAGE

The building of rage

[lord-vermin]

I made some god awful tramp stamps, I apologise in advance and hope you can forgive me

[justaz]

country bumpkin merlin not knowing anything about city life and accidentally courting arthur without knowing

merlin, watching gwen give lancelot her favor: why do you do that

gwen, heart eyes at lance and not paying that much attention to the conversation: so he knows i’m rooting for him

merlin, with an Idea: ah.

gwaine, lover of chaos, pisser offer of nobles and royals alike, ultimate wingman: merlin…you have such lonely lips. shall i introduce them to mine?

merlin, unaware of the game gwaine is playing: so you can steal my breath away? i think not, scoundrel

arthur, crushing his goblet in his hand:

merlin: arthur’s been in a bad mood recently :( i should cheer him up

merlin, remembering when arthur was put out when merlin brought morgana flowers and not him: i know just the thing

merlin, bringing a bouquet of carnations, roses, and tulips and setting them on arthur’s table while he’s eating breakfast: good morning, sire

arthur, trained on flower language in hopes that one day when he was to take a queen he could woo her easily, trying not to audibly choke on his sausage as he reads merlin’s declaration of love sitting in front of him:

arthur, who recently found out about merlin’s magic and was trying to find a way to bring it up, catching him in the act and watching merlin panic to explain himself:

merlin, Freaking: and i swear to you arthur, i have only ever used it for you. my magic is yours. my life is yours. i am yours. i would never do anything to harm you. i have protected you for years and will continue to do so at your side if you’ll have me

arthur, already believing them to be courting, desperately trying to figure out if that was a proposal for marriage or not but tired of being confused and deciding fuck it: here.

merlin, taking it: i…uh…huh?

arthur, watching merlin with hawk eyes and trying to figure out what he’s thinking and feeling: it’s my mothers sigil

merlin, confused as FUCK but is focusing on the fact that arthur is handing him something of his mother rather than a death sentence: my…my lord?

arthur, realizing how scared merlin’s must be about him finding out about his magic and trying to comfort him while also proposing, killing two birds with one stone: i will always keep you at my side, merlin, so long as we both shall live. if you’ll allow me.

merlin, almost collapsing with relief and tearing up, smiling at arthur as if he had parted the storm clouds to allow sun to shine down on them in that moment: of course…of course, arthur. always and forever.

merlin, watching the castle staff rush this way and that: wow. this banquet must be incredibly important

sir leon the long suffering, day one ride or die, one of the original merthur shippers: banquet? merlin, this is for your wedding

merlin, overworked and exhausted: my WHAT? to WHO??

leon, regretting everything he’s ever done in his life that led him to this moment: to…arthur?

merlin, over joyed but also absolutely befuddled: i’m getting married to ARTHUR?????

leon: you two have been courting for the past year or so, have you not?

merlin: i’ve been COURTING ARTHUR?????? FOR A YEAR?????????

[ghostbunny-stims]

what is that? it’s the unknown!

🪞 🍫 🎭

[skypalacearchitect]

#despite depolarization hitting us in the worst and weirdest ways #jewish people & black people are still really goddamned polarized against GOP #i guess because they REALLY cannot have illusions about klan-hyping nazis

i genuinely love how american jews have been blamed for every american social ill under the sun by leftists over the last year, including american racism, election disruption, and climate change, and then still showed up to the election booth to fight trump. mad, mad love for my people right now

EDIT because this is gaining traction: the people who showed up to an even higher rate than Jews were Black people. Kudos kudos kudos, and remember that a) the fact that Black and Jewish Americans made substantially different votes to the American mainstream IS important and b) don’t fucking blame them for why the U.S. is what the us is