#i’m rambling coz my head is all fucked up rn sorry

[rainbowlemonslices]

actually tho like why does everyone act like all headmates have to be nice people who are always sweet and helpful and that they can never sometimes end up being fucking mean. like sorry that i didn’t end up being a princess or whatever???

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 15.01.18 lb

henlo children!!!!!!!!!!

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random rambling about last week’s episodes in the mini lb tag.

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song of the day: 

(because first official post of new year and all. also, aamir may now be a “legit” srs-business actor and all, but his non-obnoxious pre-lagaan era remains MY fav era of his career.) 

ok let’s get back on this horse. this slow, stupid, stubborn horse that refuses to move, but i still keep around for some reason??? (ok idk where i’m going with this metaphor)

okay, the “kuch samay pehle” thingy has changed. not sure i like it. also the graphics look like they stole it from the dhoom movies or some shit. 

right away starting off with nonsense naach gaana. already testing my damn patience.

aaaaaaaand the over-acting has started. ugh.

lmao shivaay so allergic to middle-class-ness, that harkatein such as thook se note ginnnna will LITERALLY kill him. 😂😂😂

^^^^ an accurate depiction of what watching this show makes me feel like.

and dowwwwwwwwn he goes. 

OH NOT YET APPARENTLY. abhi 5 min of reaction shots jo baaki hai.

now 40 minutes for these 5 to fucking cross a distance of like, 50 meters. kyaaaa bakchodi hai yaar. 

god the editing and “episode ko lamba kheenchne waale tactics” have gotten waaaaay worse since i last watched. 

has anika always been this bloody useless in a crisis? i can’t remember. my brain seems to have formatted itself and erased many a memory of this show in a self-preservation attempt.

a group of 5 grownass, reasonably intelligent people, yet their MO in this situation is to just waste time YELLING in the face of behosh person, instead of you know… calling an ambulance. 

kunal’s hair is looking fucking amaaaazing man. so shiny and smooth and fulla volume. pls to leak his routine and list of products. 

sharifuddiiiiin!!!!!!! (i’m sorry, that’s all i can hear when i see nikitin dheer. and so it’s what i’m going to call him. bolding and exclamation marks included.) ke imagination mein anika looks happier than she has ever been in 450 episodes of this fucking show. maybe she SHOULD just go with him???

cannot able to stop loffing at the juxtaposition of the scary villain music with this wholesome, lovesick expression.

dude, this man is…. gigantic. like… how tall is he irl???? forget tall, HOW FUCKING WIDE IS HE? 

lmao @ anika yelling “shivaay uthiye, dekhiye veer aa gaye!” 

because she knows the extent of shivaay’s crush on veer. 

is this guy really even a doctor or…….???

TF you mean he’s no more. matlab, kuch bhiiiiii, ainvayiiii. like, at least make some cpr efforts for dikhaava purposes? 

ok the oberois would be the worst ppl to deal with in an actual medical crisis. especially anika and her nonsense. 

LOL ANIKA ACTUALLY BEING LIKE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR NONSENSE “MEDICINE” AND “DOCTORY”. I WILL FIX THIS THE RIGHT WAY: BY YELLING HIM BACK TO LIFE. (aka, the highly specialized desi mom technique.)

ok shariffuddin!!!!! gonna get hurt real bad for just delivering the bad news.

OMFG I DIDN’T ACTUALLY EXPECT HER TO SLAP HIM 😧😧😧

also lolololol, dude so massive, the slap had zeeeeeero effect on him. it was like a random gust of wind in his direction, that’s all. 

god anika is so fucking unbearable with this garbage. someone ghumaaofy the camera to shrenu/kunal so i can at least appreciate their other-worldly beauty while this nonsense goes on in bg. 

time for rudra to put in his piece. which is just screaming “BHAIYYYAAAAAA!!!!!!!”

yes, very compelling argument. thx for that vital contribution. 😒😒😒😒🙄🙄🙄

as always, magical phoenix tears to rescue. fuck you science and shariffuddiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!!!’s medical degree! 

those chest compressions seem too slow to me? they need to be to the beat of stayin’ alive! 

this switching between haryanvi and just… standard hindi waala thing is just so confusing to me???? like, at least keep it standard in the guy’s internal monologues. why did you make the character of a certain ethnicity if he just drops the characteristics willy nilly???? 

did shivaay and anika only bring this one set of night clothes from mumbai????? har roz inhi kaale kapdon mein dikhaayi dete hai???

or do anika’s GL duties not include doing the damn laundry?????

450 episodes ho gaye yaaaar, someone buy leenesh some new pants. he’s been wearing these saaaaame ones since episode 1. 

“agar shivaay ko SACH MEIN kuch ho jaata toh????”

behen, doesn’t something or the other “ho jaata” to shivaay every 2 weeks? at this point just accept that this is your life now. and take out some tagdaaaaa insurance. 

ugh, anika and her shivaay gun-gaan. that too to omru of all people. such preaching to the choir. 🙄🙄🙄

GOD I DON’T CARE IS HE GONNA WAKE UP IS ANYTHING ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN IN THIS EPISODE COZ IF NOT BAKSH DO MUJHE 😫😫😫😫😫

legit my mood rn.

OMGGG IDC IM FWDING. BOHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HO GAYA.

oh look shivaay’s up and at it. 

i love how these ppl didn’t even see the need to like, maybe go get some bloodwork or something done, just to investigate why he actually FUCKING DIEDDDDDD for a minute or two there. 

gotta say, this shade of green is really working on him. nice. 😚😚😚😚

shariffudddiiiin!!!!! be like ‘oh my tiny innocent, you underestimate my level of creepy. i don’t need no cameras to keep an eye on your hotass wife.’

lololololol at anika being all awks and trying to avoid telling hubs that she slapped the f outta his crush. 

god, look at them laughing it up over this. what rudeass fuckers. this is exaaaaactly why noone likes you oberois, and is constantly trying to murder your asses. you ppl fullly deserve it.

“respect” my ass. what you have is a hugeassssss crush on him. you think he’s gorrrrjussss, you want to kisssss him, you want to hugggggggggg him, you want to lurrrrrrrve him. 

who this rando child that shariffudddin!!!! is threatening with kheer?? 

god i want kheer now. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤