#i’m on the young vaegon was a huge fucking dick train

[naerys-arryn]

Evil twin:

This Naerys is just the culmination of the frustration at how dirty the daughters of Jae and Alys were done in F&B.

She's taking Alyssa by the shoulders and begging her to get her personality back and stop the trad wife stuff

Naerys: Alyssa, don’t you want a sword instead? Don’t you want to inherit Dark Sister? Wouldn’t it be so much cooler and interesting?

Alyssa: I want to marry Baelon and have an army of babies!

Naerys: But…Dark Sister, don’t you want it?

Alyssa: Does that mean Baelon can use it because if it doesn’t then I don’t care.

Alyssa is just really in love with Baelon and their future with her being a cool mom with a cool car (dragon) and having cool kids and not having to worry about the household because Baelon is sooo responsible—

Naerys can’t stand her big sister when she goes on these tangents. It’s worse than having Vaegon call her a whore because she was faster than him when she answered a question faster than him.