#i’m not a comedy writer but i do like kenobi’s style of teasing his padawan

[hanasnx]

A funny request for Anakin x female/nb reader, kinda goes against the lore but still lol: Anakin gets an updated metal hand, he gives the old one to you jokingly but whenever Anakin is away on a mission, he likes that you have it… for certain late night alone “I miss you” calls that leads to him asking if you have it near you. Anyway, one day, Obi comes across it lying out in your room & it makes for a fun teasing towards Anakin the next time he sees him.

forgive me i am not gifted in comedy requests i have such a horrible time with writing humor in my pieces bcos i can never get it natural

☥ if i’m not mistaken i think anakin is outfitted with a hand at the end of aotc that he replaces and then modifies. so maybe it does align with lore to give you the old one 💀

☥ i love what you said “for late night ‘i miss you’ calls” and then him asking if you’ve got it nearby ???? 🥵

“c’mon, angel, i know you do. bet you used it this morning…” he sighs through his labored breathing, fucking his fist while he talks to you. “i know how much you miss my cock in the mornings. you wake up horny…” you’re eyeing it hard, and give in. reaching for it from your bedside table and aligning it so you can use the pads of it against your clit. your little noise alerts him.

he laughs in an exhale. “yea, that’s what it’s there for. go on, let me hear you.”

☥ afterwards. leaving it discarded on your bed, you left to attend to your daily duties outside your dorm.

and obi-wan comes in looking for you. he doesn’t notice it at first, but his eyes sweep over and do a double take.

when anakin returns, obi sits next to him in the rec center.

“good trip?”

anakin wipes his mouth with the back of his hand after he takes a drink, setting it down with a grunt of acknowledgement and a nod. “everything went smoothly.”

“glad to hear it.”

“mhm.” anakin picks up his food to take a bite of it. the act is rather undisciplined, and juvenile. table manners were never anakin’s forte. he eats like it’s his last meal, and he must guard it from predators.

“your right hand working well?”

anakin blinks, but hums in affirmation anyways.

“good thing you replaced the old one. i wonder where it got off to. master mundi relayed to me how he’d like to study its structure. can you provide it to me later today?” break, anakin, confess.

anakin idles, slowing his chewing as he grasps for a response.

“ah, don’t worry.” obi pats his former padawan’s back as he rises. “i’ll ask (y/n). perhaps she’ll know of it’s whereabouts.”

anakin’s eyes follow kenobi’s back. and he swallows.