#i’m never going to be sane about shouki no kami

[merakiui]

the current rotation of thoughts:

✧ camboy lyney using you for some of the various acts in his streams, and everyone just thinks you’re lyney’s partner whenever he brings you on stream. but no one knows you’re actually his step-sibling hehe. <3 try not to call him brother when he’s fucking you silly. :)

✧ creepy, gross stalker scara who watches lyney’s streams just to see you and he’s so annoyed that lyney gets to fuck perfect, pretty you. :( that should be him!!!! naturally, he has to find out what city you live in so he can pay you a visit. he’s your biggest fan, after all. <3 mouchey visits you with a bouquet of your favorite flowers, but it’s not at all innocent because he’s got a knife hidden in that bouquet. and if you don’t let him in your life, he’ll take yours away.

✧ shape of water au with freminet, only he’s so obsessed with you (a mer) and is constantly at war with himself over whether he should keep you to himself or set you free in the ocean. >_<

✧ fatui harbinger lyney and you’re his secretary who arlecchino has officially appointed. oooo maybe you were his friend when the both of you were growing up in the house of hearth, but then you disappeared. how kind of arlecchino to find you (and kidnap you) and bring you back to lyney where you rightfully belong. :D

✧ scaramouche but he’s the electro archon and you’re the head priestess who worships him. his most devout follower and closest companion. i.e. ei and yae miko dynamic, and maybe you’re even a kitsune as well.

✧ shouki no kami size difference……… the most macro/micro potential of all.

✧ discord mod lyney. :)

✧ you’re the dendro archon and scaramouche overthrows you to become the new god of sumeru. also, he fucks you. <3