#i’m hopefully gonna be okay and this won’t be some randomly onset permanent disability (which is what my anxiety was telling me) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ben-crytalker · 5 months ago

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i had to go to an orthopedist and while she did say i have a slight ~form~ of hip dysplasia, she also told me it’s the same thing a lot of olympic level gymnasts have (aka why they’re all preternaturally bendy and i’m similarly hypermobile), so guess which part i’m choosing to bring up when people ask me how my appointment went

#i’ve decided to tell people i’m super flexible but don’t work out so my poor contortionist body needs more training #aka i strained my hip flexors but don’t actually know how #but i’ve kinda come away with a party trick!#when she said i have shallow hips john mulaney’s voice repeated it in my head #ha ha ha look at that limping lady she got shallow hips #i can only laugh about this now because thankfully the steroids are actually helping and my doctor was lowkey amazing #i’m hopefully gonna be okay and this won’t be some randomly onset permanent disability (which is what my anxiety was telling me)

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