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DC X DP
Ya know how we all collectively agree that the Lazarus pits are just ectoplasm? Well.. apparently it’s canon in DC Vs Vampires that the pits can reverse vampirism and turn someone back into a human…
Guys… GUYS -
Just imagine Danny wandering the ghost zone and ooh natural portal? Yoink.
It just so happens that the portal leads to the DC vs vampires dimension and well Vlad looks enough like a stereotypical vampire that when some dude with fangs tries to kill him who can fault Danny for a little ectoplasm blast?
And wait a minute- what just happened to the guy he shot? He’s… human now? H u h
Turns out when you shoot a vampire with ectoplasm it ALSO cures the vampirism…
The real question is : did Danny happen to land in the midst of a dramatic reveal of Dick Grayson as the vampire king and oops- no more vampire 🤩
#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#funny#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#batpham#dc vs vampires#vampire dick grayson#vampire king#dc vampires#I’m just imagining someone using Danny like a machine gun to cure people#literally holding him up#he’s having a great time#VK Dick is fuming and kinda baffled
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Just got back from seeing Sonic 3 and HOOOOOOLY SHIT y’all. Oh my fucking god. OH my god. Ohhhh my g o d
#IT. WAS. PHENOMENAL. PERFECTION. LITERALLY EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR#SPOILERS AHEAD IN THE TAGS BEWARE#They gave us Shadow on a motorcycle. Shadow with a GUN. Shadow flexing by POPPING OFF HIS LIMITER RINGS LIKE A BADASS#AND!!! THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE. HOMIE WENT SUPER SHADOW AND HE WAS G L O R I O U S#THE LIGHT FUR…..THE SPARKLES…..THE GLOWINGGGGG!! HE WAS GLOWING!!!!!!#WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!! WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO genuine family bonding? Sonic Team bonding? SONADOW BONDING???#Shadow’s little smiles during the flashbacks with Maria MY GOD I WAS GOING TO BLOW UP.#Shadow did the Akira slide on his bike and I said repeatedly under my breath I’m not a furry I’m not a furry I’m NOT a furry#I’M NOT I SWEAR#I’M JUST A HARDCORE SHADOW GIRLIE#Homie had me swooning tho I WILL NOT LIE!!!#I felt so bad for my friends I was probably insufferable for the entire film I tried SO hard to reign my fangirling back#I squealed and stimmed a LOT. SORRY Y’ALL THE AUTISM LEAPT OUT. THAT WAS BEYOND MY CONTROL#OH AND THE END?????? METAL SONIC??? A M Y??????#I KNEW they were gonna tease Amy I had a feeling#Also also it was so funny as we were walking out of the theater this guy was like ‘TAKE THAT OBAMA!!!’ and waited for an answer#And then he was like okay nobody got that. But then I said ‘I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!’ and he started CHEERING LMAOOO#That movie was a religious experience. For ME. I feel like I’ve ascended to heaven#I’m so. Fucking happy right now I’m SO happy it was so good I’m going to cry#I love you Shadow the Hedgehog I love you Sonic the Hedgehog I’m going to break apart literally right now#Also one more BIG thing but I’m putting that in a separate post. Hold on.#Shima speaks#Sonic 3#Sonic#Sonic the Hedgehog#Sonic movie 3#Sonic spoilers
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mishandling equipment
#jewelyart#2bhank#idk what tw to put here if any so. ask to tag??#madness combat#UV Light - Raven Underground#trust no one not even your doctor or that homocidal maniac (HOMO??!!?!??!?)#i’m aware they’re both holding their weapons wrong that was intended#gun#somehow tumblr butchered this image LESS than discord did#madcom
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Erm, listen baby, I’m into lots of different things, but war just isn’t one of them.
Not even five seconds into meeting this man and he’s already a certified freak I love you supergiant games thank you so much
#‘a lot of different things’ his kink list is the dictionary btw#also can we just point out the single finger gun he’s got? because I’m obsessed with it#*visibly straining as I hold back the urge to mention his… assets…*#another cool detail is that he’s holding kylixs (or whatever the plural of kylix is) instead of like goblets or something#ahem anyways#the sluttification of dionysus is definitely what this game needed#hades 2#hades ii#dionysus#hades 2 spoilers
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you ever just read your wips from an outsiders perspective and once you’re done, you think, “wow, I really hope the author finishes this,”only to realize you’re the author that needs to finish this.
#I’m back with the milk#You have no idea how many wips are so close to being done#If I just sat down and wrote 2 paragraphs to conclude the story I would be done#But those two paragraphs bake in my cerebellum for 2 years#I’m holding a gun to myself#Gun to your head finish a fic this month#Impossible challenge don’t disappear for months at a time#Like the wip doesn’t even need to be good but it’s not done#Therefore incomplete and I do not read incomplete stories#My ao3 perma tags are English and complete works#One is non negotiable the other is a need#I’m not telling which one is which
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Oh yeah so someone on Twitter reminded me of the existence of Roller
We need to bring him back
As far as I’m aware, his only big appearance is in g1, at first in the pilot episodes (which is where I remember seeing him), and then like, a couple episodes after that, and I think he might show up in IDW, but not much else
He’s just like, Optimus’ little drone guy he deploys occasionally
Do what that Twitter user did and just make him like Optimus’ little son thing, like the Cassettes for Soundwave. From what I understand, Roller is technically supposed to be a component of Optimus like his trailer, so it works. Also Roller has varying levels of sapience, but he does at least have a name, so just make him a bot as well (since he does have some robot forms I think)
Also he has a gun sometimes. I will elaborate more in the next post
#I remembered he existed and I need to see him in more things#give Optimus his tiny drone child#he was in g1 so technically he doesn’t come from the far reaches of obscurity#even though he’s barely used there#but yeah I saw someone make their design of Optimus and also give him Roller#and I was struck with a vision#this is what my next post will be about but: Roller megop kid#I mean look at him with the gun he’s practically a miniature Megatron#but outside of that just put him in stuff#I want to see tiny drone Optimus child#that he could probably hold in one hand#I’m repeating myself at this point#transformers#transformers g1#tf roller#idk what his tag is#transformers roller#optimus prime#random stuff
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if i see one more person say something like “teachers are quitting because the kids are getting meaner, so parents need to learn how to discipline your kids” i’m going to fucking scream.
the kids are not getting meaner because they’re spoiled. the kids are not getting meaner because of gentle parenting. these are not spoiled children, they are traumatized children. these are trauma behaviors.
they have to go to school every day with the knowledge they might get shot up. almost four years ago people started dying and becoming disabled from COVID, it never stopped, and they’re told to ignore it. for all they know, the earth might become uninhabitable in their lifetimes, and they are powerless against all these things. they are traumatized. stop putting the blame on innocent kids and individual parents.
#corvidforest#i’m speaking about the USA btw. don’t get in my notes and tell me not all countries are like that. i’m aware.#and if any of you try to tell me it’s the damn phones you’re getting blocked#try to hold some fucking nuance hm#teaching#teachers#gun violence#climate change#covid isn't over
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i fear this confirms that they are not only gonna eat people during the winter
#i mean what else would it be#i feel like this is confirming that that hunt continues during the warm weather#but it could be completely different too#i’m just so curious#also tai is holding the gun?????#is it bc natalie couldn’t do it? like she’s to emotional??#or is it tai’s role now that natalie’s leader?#no clue#yellowjackets#yj#natalie scatorccio#taissa yellowjackets#taissa turner
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Lu Guang questioning the rules of time travel (when he was part of the organization liu xiao and/or vein are in???) and breaking it, realizing he CAN change the future, and then later trying to save Cheng Xiaoshi !!?!?! leading to vein coming to kill him
the “if it can be changed, why am I here?” vibe like I need all the answers rn
#I knew it was vein holding the gun#link click#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#link click spoilers#shiguang daili ren#I’m just theorizing here#rebellious lg go off#lg with earrings!!!#link click vein
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(3/3) tbf I don’t draw on paper nearly as much as I should lol
#south park#sp fanart#I surprise myself sometimes with my excellent proportions I’m a real savant#this is the last of these I fear#ur sad I know *holds gun to ur head* CRY
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I think I’ve figured out who that was. When I came across her hate posts about you and drunkhazed, I was immediately skeptical about how she portrayed you as a bully just because you're a big blog. Like, isn’t being a big blog with lots of followers or interactions a result of being a talented writer? It almost feels like they’re targeting you simply because you’ve made a name for yourself here on Tumblr. 🤷🏼♀️
the way i messaged her and reached out 😭 and she left me on read. LIKE PLS TELL ME I AM A BULLY.
PLEASE.
she fr never responded and went after a different writer who apparently also didn’t even fucking know her 😭 she was sending me the anons about her, and herself the anons about me i just KNOW it.
anyway, i’m not gonna keep yapping about it but i had a whole draft with screenshots of her being mean as fuck for no reason. was gonna post it if she said one more thing about me after that message i sent.
I don’t involve myself in drama, but she was rly pissing me off BAD. bc like girl WHY ARE U SO MEAN.
she’s gone now we can breathe without getting anon hate 🙂↕️
#ask#anon#delete later bc i am not drama central#also using “big blog as an insult is weird bc none of us are holding a gun to people and forcing them to follow 😭#i’m proud of the work you guys like and having this many readers means a lot to me#i’d never utilize you guys to hate other people 😔#most ppl with a big following….they act like it’s our fault 😭😭 LIKE IM SORRY I PUT EFFORT AND LOVE INTO WHAT I DO!!!
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“billy is evil incarnate” “billy is the worst guy in the world” “billy likes to run kids over” “billy is the real villain” “billy hates the gays” “b-”
billy hargrove stepping out of his car in 2x01:
#like he’s just there#billy hargrove#billy actually unplugged my grandmas life support machine but i forgave him because he’s pretty <3#fandom wank#kinda idk#[girl from mean girls voice] one time billy hargrove punched me in the face it was awesome#just to be clear those character traits would only make me like him more#love when a guy is just awful actually#billy just isn’t that awful in the grand scheme of things#‘you’re so terrible for liking him’ and i’m holding charIie keIly behind my back like a loaded gun
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I’ve only recently got into the bridgerton fandom side of things but making an entire blog about how much you hate one ship/character is actually kinda crazy and obsessive 😭 if you don’t care about them or don’t even like the show bc of them why keep entertaining it and talking about it… maybe unclench and log off for a bit idk
#bridgerton#like idk if I don’t like smth I’m not gonna make my entire personality online about how much I hate them#aren’t y’all exhausted or what#maybe take a break from being online and go outside and realize… it’s all fiction and not reality#you don’t have to entertain it if you truly don’t care or don’t want to no one is holding a gun to your head man 😭#this goes for any bridgerton ship tbh bc some of y’all sound insane#also… media literacy ain’t there anymore#y’all think every character has to be 100% good with no faults or very few faults in order to like them#but all characters in bridgerton have their faults and morally grey areas#and some are worse than others#but it’s all fiction at the end of the day#polin#saphne#kanthony
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Man I really hope they start letting Proto Man be silly again.
Don’t get me wrong I love how overly dramatic and mysterious he is but I just really love when he’s depicted as mysterious but also a goofy little weirdo
#Like that one comic of him holding a gun to Wily’s head but stopping to throw Rock a peace sign? that’s hilarious#he’s the epitome of ‘but I stay silly :)’ and I’m not taking notes on that#mega man#Proto man#classic megaman
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Does anybody else wonder what chain of events resulted in the platypus? What did what for evolution to make a duck beaver that lays eggs, has milk seep from its skin, have deadly toxins that could kill someone, and fucking glow.
Is no one else wondering this? I am. I wonder this a lot
#platypus#questions#evolution#animals#help#i’m so confused#there is a platypus holding me hostage#it has a gun#I’m not safe#it has my family#sos#••• - - - •••#it doesn’t know I have a phone#…#it has a hat now#oh wait….#perry?#perry the platypus#?!#HELP IM BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY PERRY THE PLATYPUS
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you don't have to post this.
I'm just happy you nodded to how destructive that blog is. I'm glad to see some resistance to that blogs fucking existence.
I'm sorry anto. Parts of me is happy you've slightly moved on from HL just so that hopefully didn't barb you as bad as I'm sure "bitch of the blog" wanted it to.
Yes she self-submitted it. She does that with all her worst ones. It's for attention - and blatantly visible in her discord servers. Do not take it to heart.
I will post this because if you and I feel similarly about it, there’s bound to be others.
I’ll say it with my whole chest: that entire blog is a joke and an excuse for insecure, mean spirited people to harp on others. I blocked the entire page basically right at the beginning when I started seeing it pop up in my feed, but from what I gathered when my attention was dragged there by the anons in my own inbox, it’s full of people who:
A. Hate the game and all the characters
B. Are jealous of other creators and their success
C. Are too lazy to write their own stories yet have the gall to criticize other writers’ work
The fucking audacity to make a blog like that and defend the blatant bullying with “well we’re allowed to dislike things and have our own opinions” is so unbelievably lazy it’s not even funny. Nevermind the fact that there’s nothing anonymous about half the asks there— I could clearly tell who certain asks were referring to. Maybe the whole thing started with a few harmless polls (which is what I saw at the start) but it’s transformed into something so nasty that to defend it just leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Fuck that blog and fuck the people who feed into the toxicity.
#asks#if you have absolutely nothing nice to say about the HL fandom and you hate the characters so much maybe LEAVE ???#DISENGAGE WITH THE CONTENT ???#no one is holding a gun to anyones head telling them to stay in a space they dislike#moreover if the creator of that blog really did sent the ask targeting me themselves then get the FUCK off my blog#cause for them to follow up the original ask with a second one saying ‘HEY BULLYING WORKS SHE FIXED THE STORY’#just means you’re grossly obsessed#how many times was my blog/ao3 account checked for them to see I went back and edited the story ??? fan behavior. get lost and get a life#fucking sickos the lot of them#let me spread my ass cheeks so you can lick my crack a little better#I’ve had thoughts galore on that blog for a while so I’m just saying my piece now and moving on#if you like that blog or affiliate with it in anyway that’s your business but here ?? in my house on my blog ???? this is not a safe space
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