#i’m downloading wattpad 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[mollyrolls]

omg i forgot to tell you guys but i was fully dying last night roommate storytime

for context: my roommate, let’s call her cece, is the most cliche tiktok theatre kid girl you could ever imagine. we did random roommates so we don’t have that much in common; she likes to go out to clubs and frats and shit and i spent my night last night doing a puzzle. dichotomy of man

anyways, i was back in the room getting ready to gts and she comes BURSTING into the room and immediately starts stripping 😭😭 i’m like “hi cece….whatcha doing..” and she jumps a foot in the air bc she didn’t see me. keep in mind i am not doing anything secretive or hiding, like i’m just standing there.

she starts going on this crazy tangent abt how she’s a horrible person and is abt to do this horrible thing and i immediately clock that she is drunk off her ass 😭 she’s also just standing there in her bra and underwear and i am looking so hard at the ceiling bc wtf am i supposed to do in that situation

and idk if i misheard her but i swear she said to me “i’m going to fuck my best friends boyfriend” 😀🤨 she’s also changing into like a lacy babydoll??? like hello!!!!??

so i’m thinking : ok this girl has been on a self sabotaging streak recently (another story for another day) and she is in no position to be doing anything like that rn so i guess it’s my job to talk her out of doing this disastrous thing

so i say “cece don’t fuck your best friends boyfriend. that’s crazy.” and she goes “nononono not fucking, eye fucking. i eye fuck everyone when i’m drunk.” which i can confirm bc she was doing it to me at this exact moment, i am still staring at the ceiling

so i’m like ok fine that’s ur prerogative as long as ur not compromising urself do what u want. but she’s conscious enough to know that if she keeps eye fucking this guy her best friend is going to be paranoid abt it?? and like have a horrible night?? but she’s not gonna stop!!!??? whatever

and then this is where i start dying bc she starts comparing herself to ME 😭😭😭😭

she’s like “ugh molly you’re so cute and wholesome, like spending ur night with ur game group and ur puzzle ugh i want to be like youuuuu” full drunk girl whining and like spinning around and i straight up had to bite my fist

bc i was doing the aforementioned puzzle bc she had sexiled me abt 2 hrs before

but she’s in this like playboy cover lingerie set going BACK OUT to her friends room, full sprinting across our room bc she keeps forgetting shit, has not said a coherent sentence once, and is talking abt how i’m a cute little wholesome person and she wants to be like me. i feel like i’m tripping on something

and then this is the best part i’m quoting this verbatim

“and while i’m about to go do this HORRIBLE thing because i’m a HORRIBLE person YOUREEEE gonna be in here in the room probably writing some cute fun story which by the way you should probably post on AO3 bc if i ever figure out how to work AO3 i bet i’d find ur stuff and i bet it’s be so good but i’d never tell you i found ur stuff bc i wouldn’t know but i would know because you look like you’d be a good writer okay BYEEEEE!”

and then she slams the door and is gone until 3 am. this was in a span of abt 4 minutes

[judeswhore]

I’m so happy I found tumblr bc I was on tiktok like 4 months ago and saw a pic of the bottom of Jude’s ass cheek and I was like woah🤤(im ashamed of myself ☹️) and the account said they saw it on tumblr. I was like wait that still exists?? So I re-downloaded it ,typed Jude’s name up and found ur account and @/judethluvr!! I remember reading ur fics and being like wtf these r so good. Cuz I used to rely on wattpad for fics and they were poo tbh 👎 then I found other jude accounts and everyone’s fics on here are just SO MUCH BETTER!!! wattpad sucks 🤣🤣(teehee the pic of jude is ingrained in my brain forever x)

i’m glad u found us here!!! i feel like tumblr is a lot better for fics than wattpad tbf and there are so many amazing writers on here especially for jude!! i feel like i know the exact pic ur talking abt bc it made me go all🤭🤭when i saw it too so i’m glad it brought u here <3

[sleyu]

out of pure curiosity, who's ur fav hp universe character? 🤭

my three all time fives that i have been loyal to since DAY ONE, are fred, remus, and harry himself. i always loved hp as a kid, but when i was 11, i downloaded wattpad for the first time and decided that the first thing i’d search up was fred weasley fan fiction 😭 and i was OBSESSED WITH HIM ONLY FOR FIVE YEARS until i discovered the young marauders era and was immediately drawn to remus. rn remus is my all time fave, but harry is someone i always had a childhood crush on（╹◡╹）♡

ok now i’m curious, what abt u bae 😜

[personasintro]

Hello Mimi ! 👋🏼

I’ve been a silent reader for a while now (nearly a year I would say ?). I’m really sorry about that, but don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I don’t want to comment or anything, but I’m really shy. But here I am haha

I discovered your work on Wattpad, it was AFY. It was one of the very first FF I read and I just fell in love (really) with the way you write. I read all the chapters in one day and then went straight to MTS, then Prohibido. Then of course, I started your ongoing book, MH. Not to forget about Monachopsis !

I started following you on Twitter, replying from time to time, when I felt bold enough… I also sent a few questions when you did Q&A on Insta.

A few months ago I discovered your stories (drabbles, shorter project, EVERYTHING) on Tumblr and I couldn’t stop myself. I swear you’re one of the most talented author in here (please, don’t say no).

I don’t know how to use Tumblr but I just downloaded the app to be able to follow you.

I like reading your answers to random topics. You’re so kind and approchable.

Zombie au is not my thing, but I really wanna read LL because I love your style and so many people seem to like it 🤭

Well, this is not an ask. I just wanna tell you how much I enjoy your work, and you seem like such a beautiful person.

Also, congrats and good luck for your new job !

I truly wish you the best. I want you to feel good and don’t feel pressure. People need to understand that asking for updates won’t help anybody. Working under pressure won’t bring anything good. You are the most important thing, before your books and anything else.

Take care Mimi. And I really really like you and your work. 💖

PS : sorry for the mistakes, English is not my mother language

aw, I appreciate you coming out of your shell 🐚💕 it means a lot and there’s no need to be shy!! it’s just me!! (ew that sounded cringey sorry 🤠)

but wow, you’ve read so many stories of mine and I can’t believe you like each of them!! that’s one of the biggest compliments 🫣🥲🫶 seriously, thank you for your unconditional support!! I’m speechless, you even downloaded tumblr so you can follow me?? 🥲 you’re so precious bub!! 😭😭🫶💕

let me know what you think about 2l once you get to read it (or maybe you already have) I can’t wait to read more of your thoughts & hope I will get to hear from you soon 🥰🫰💕 thank you!!