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bibleofficial · 5 months ago

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i’m literally texting my man what the difference between the d8 & d10 etc are from d9 ALSKALSKALKSLAJSLA like 😭😭😭 but also he complimented me WE CHAT when i PICK UP

yall they’re scamming the british now by telling them the d8 & alt cannabinoid vapes are d9 😭😭😭😭 oh naurrrr

#stream #it’s so fucking funny bc i’ll say smthg like ‘ok word u on car or foot ? ok i’ll go up the stairs & head south u drive north’ ALSKALSKLAKSLA #i’m literally so fucking insane my photographic memory i picked up a while ago & just clicked a pic w my mind & then i saw him drive past me #on the main road near the stairs i was going to take & i saw the flash of the back of his car & it MATCHED to my MEMORY so i walked up & i #got a message sayin he was there but i alrdy knew bc i saw his headlights pull into the street & then i said ‘did a guy walk in front of u’#‘yea’ knew it was him saw him pass thru window walk around car he pass to friend in me bag & im gone #LITERALLY 30 seconds it’s so fucking funny it’s bc he had friends in his car bc i’d have probably gotten in otherwise #but also my phone was dying & im pretty sure i was lookin sus if i walked up that street 1 more time #BC ALL THE FIRST TIME WE MET i saw him crossing the street nvr saw a pic just saw a guy on the phone & my Telepathy told me that’s him &#he crossed the street sayin ‘i’m under the bridge rn’ like no u ain’t ALSKALSKLAKSLA then i walked behind him & then told him over the phone #i’m behind u ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKDLAKSLAKSLAKSLAL #HE KNOWSSSSS IM QUICK QUICK QUICK #IM SLICK #like ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSL #GIRL ….. WEED IS STILL WORSE THAN COCAINE LEGALLY THERE #& IM NOT TRYING TO GET DEPORTED I JUST SIGNED A LEASE #u can’t get arrested neither smh 🙄🙄🙄🙄#he sent that message after he was driving away he said when i saw him ‘nobody has ever asked me if this is my car’ like ALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKS #the ‘Hello Sir are You the man I am Buying Weed from like a Store and This is Legal?’ of a demographic 😭😭

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