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While I was in the hospital, there was a... fight at home, between Nico, my Mom and even Ana.😒That's why we went to N.'s Mom's. I was a little nervous to stay here with Lucas .This was his first time, we didn’t spend at home. Also, Nico wanted our son to sleep in his own bed tonight, which our Baby never did. I thought it was too much for our little one. 😟But... well, I just did what N. wanted because..., yea, I think he was right.
Me: I’m not sure he’s ready to sleep alone? He’s never slept in his crib and he’s never been here! You know how sensitive he is.
Nico: His bed is not even two steps away from ours!!! I’ll also keep the light on for him, okay?... I want to sleep with you alone in our bed tonight.
Me: W-why? 😬I mean, I know why, but... he’s gonna be scared in his crib... Soon we move into our own apartment. Then everything will be better.
Nico: Why don't you care about me? Do you feel no desire for me at all?
Me: Ofc I do! I just haven’t been feeling well, as you know! And you’ve been gone for 3 months, so don’t blame me.
Nico: You’re acting like I’m forcing you to sleep with me. That’s not the point! I’m upset, because you don’t care and don't try. But you had time to see Daniel. 😠
Me: Oh!😞...Okay, yes! It was absolutely stupid of me to go to D., but I just wanted to see Lucky, not Daniel! He has his own life and I have mine, with you & our son. I’ve missed you so terribly the past 3 months, I just keep thinking about you. It’s always only about you for me.
Nico: But you missed the divorce date and... I’m tired of waiting for you to finally divorce him.
Me: I was in the hospital! Do you think I got sick on purpose to prevent the divorce?? Agh, anyway! Help me up, pls.
I gave in. Our little one must finally learn to sleep in his own bed. And as for Daniel, yea, I missed the divorce date.😞 Ugh, let’s see, when we’ll get the next one. 🤦♀️
Back to our Baby. Once I put Lucas down for the night, he started crying. 😫😫What a surprise! 😒
Me (to N.): You see? I was right. It's too much for him.
Nico: Go to him and tell him it’s all right. Tell him we’re here, but leave him in his crib!
I felt a little stupid doing what Nico wants me to do, like he’s my boss or something. Still, I agreed. I went back to my Baby. I stroked his head gently. I was about to take him in my arms, but the little one actually calmed down and fell asleep peacefully. Now that it's done, I had to take care of the other Baby here. The big one! 🤨
I did the same thing I just did with Lucas. I stroked his head 🫡 and told him that I loved him... 🤭
Well, and a bit more. But, we didn’ really have Sex. First, our Baby was fussing all night!! 😫 We were constantly interrupted.
Second, at exactly the right moment, our Son started pooping. Like he knew what Nico and I were up to. Before that, Lucas never pooped at night and he never did it again, as far as I know. 😕🤷♀️I guess he wanted to keep his Mom and Dad from having fun together, which I totally understand!!😬🫣
Anyway. Our first night in the house was exhausting. Nevertheless, it was pleasant compared to the nights before, when I had to cope alone with our crying Baby. Nico was a much better support for me, than my annoying Mom, who constantly criticized me. But, let’s see.
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Vice Versa rewatch ep 11
I can’t believe we’re at the penultimate episode!!!
Episode 11 is Real Red. Because now that they’re in love, nothing can keep them apart! They are passionate about their love and it gives them the strength to persevere! 💪🏽
Puen screaming out Talay’s name when he wakes up in the ambulance will always have me sobbing into my hands!!! 😭💔
So this is where the questions come in! If Tun was the one to dream and not Puen, does that mean Puen didn’t learn his intended lesson? I refuse to believe that because he did change for the better from who he was before the switch. I think maybe his last step before dreaming was telling Talay his real name. Maybe if he had gotten the chance to do it he would’ve dreamt that night too.
And we know that they don’t both have to learn their lessons in order to switch back because Tess has not been changed for the better when he and Talay switch back. Maybe he’s not exactly the same guy he was before the switch but he’s definitely not out there living his or Talay’s best life with the new lessons he’s learned 😒 I believe he definitely didn’t learn his lesson there.
Maybe Tess was meant to learn his lesson after the switch back though? Maybe Talay’s life wasn’t worth enough to him but clearly his own would be. And seeing how much Talay improved it would make him want/have to work hard to keep it that way. Idk man 🤷🏽♀️ they left some stuff up to interpretation in the end but I like to think he did end up changing for the better afterwards.
Ok setting aside the serious and being silly for a second, I would’ve loved to see Talay recognize Puen’s name written in the dirt and just have an over-the-top outward OMG moment like:
“wait Brad Pitt!? THE Brad Pitt!? I’m dating Super Famous A-List Actor Brad Pitt!?”
I just think that would be hilarious! 😄 (see previous posts for why I call Puen Brad Pitt)
Of course him sitting there in stunned silence for a moment made a lot more sense tone-wise 😅
But now it’s Puen’s turn to be devastated after searching for who knows how long for Talay and finally finding him to then realize he hasn’t switched back yet!!! 😭💔
Now I’m devastated because Puen keeps coming back to check if Talay has switched yet and Talay keeps coming back to see if the tide is low enough for him to travel yet and they’re both doing everything they can to get back to each other again but it’s literally just a waiting game at this point and there’s nothing they can do to speed things up! 😭
I’M CRYING REAL ACTUAL TEARS!!! Because we see that the glass house back in episode 4 is when Puen first fell in love with Talay! And he said the first thing he’ll do when he switches back is look for Talay because his only dream is to be with him, and as much as he answered with “gross” Talay agrees that the first thing he’ll do is look for Puen too and he’s so desperate to get back to him that he runs straight into the water which is what almost killed him the first time around and when finally he gets to the island he dreamt about he collapses exhausted but holds his pinky out because he’s keeping their promise to do everything to find each other and be together!!!
And I’m crying real actual tears because this show is top tier LOVE like I’ve never seen before!!! 😭😭😭 nothing matters but them being together!!!
Talay woke up in his world with his pinky out too 🥹 he’s keeping that promise no matter what!
I remember someone on here mentioning the art on Talay’s walls had all the colors of the episodes, with the last ep’s color still missing (to not spoil it before we could see it). Thank you internet super sleuths!
Talay’s crying face as he sees his mom again for the first time in TWO YEARS!! 😭
And now he has to rebuild his life again cause Tess ruined everything. But luckily this is a show with a happy ending and he is able to get his friends and his dream job back! I’ll always be mad at Tess for ruining things tho 😒 he never did better in this world, for Talay or himself.
After many failed attempts they finally reunite in their glass house of love!!! Talay says “Ai Dang!” and of course Puen knows exactly what he means cause he remembers everything about him!!
Their faces and their tears and the beautiful theme song playing in the background!!! They finally found each other again and I’m blinking my tears away so I can see better!!! 😭😭😭
They again counted the minutes and seconds cause every moment apart was agony 😭
But nothing can stop them now cause they love each other so much!! Fade to black on this beautiful moment!! 🥹❤️
And of course afterwards we get another Lays Moment™️ featuring Puen being horny for his mans! We love to see it! 🤭
Rewatching episode 11 just brought a flood of emotions back to me and I started crying watching it. Their love is just so big and passionate and the way they love and need each other gets me every time!! 🥹🥰
If I’m this emotional now I can’t imagine how I’ll be next week for the finale 🤧
#gosh their love is just so big#I love them so much#vice versa the series#vice versa rerun#vvrewatch2024#my post
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Decide
Word count: 2k+
Warnings: none
About: two guys, one decision
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Me and woo young have been friends for a while now, I’ve had a crush on him for a bit tho and idk wether he likes me or not because u see, woo young is flirty w everyone including me, and idk what to think of it. Yeosang has also been my friend tho and I’ve also started liking him, he is just so sweet and thoughtful but I like woo young more and well it’s a bit complicated. I have another close friend, his name is woozi, I tell him all my boy problems, it’s not like he wants me to sometimes but even then he listens to me and comforts me or gives me advice, he actually listens to me ranting abt anything. He is a really busy guy tho and it’s quite hard to find times that will work for both of us to hangout. I work at a convenient store, I work the night shift except Saturdays and Sunday’s tho so I basically have all day to hangout but well he has a lot to work on for the group and well I’m understanding of it but sometimes we go months without talking and that honestly worries me. Anyways tho back to my first topic, woozi told me to try and make a move on woo young to see if he likes me back or not but honestly I’m too scared to do that, he could either like me back but might not be able to get together cuz he is an idol or he dosent like me back and we stop being friends cuz I made it weird. Gosh why r crushes so hard for me.
One day I decide to make a move, I felt bold, so I texted woo young-
[7:05pm] me:
hey woo, wanna come over and watch a movie?
[7:20pm] woo:
I’m hanging out w a girl rn but I’ll lyk once I’m free
Ofc he was w a girl, he always is, recently I’ve barely had any time to hang out w wooyoung.
I felt upset and felt like ranting to woozi abt how upset I am at wooyoung and how excited I was to make a move but now I can’t cuz I’m not always this bold. I text woozi-
[7:23pm] me:
Jihoon, can u come over? I wanna talk
I waited for his text for an hour and still no answer. I decide to text Yeosang next. They r my only three closest friends and well Yeosang was my only hope at this point.
[8:30pm] me:
Yeo, can u come over pls? :/
[8:31pm] Yeo:
Sure, is everything okay?
[8:32pm] me:
No, but I’ll tell u once u come over.
[8:33pm] Yeo:
Got it, I’m omw
I eat chips and scroll through TikTok while I wait. I don’t have to wait long cuz he gets here pretty quick.
I open the door and pull him in by his hand, I close the door, and I hug him. He returns the hug. “So what’s up” he says. I sigh and I say,“Wooyoung situation”.
I had told yeosang abt my little crush on wooyoung before but not abt the making a move plan.“What did he do this time?”he asked. I grab yeosang’s hand and bring him to the living room. We both sit on the couch. “I was gonna make a move on him today cuz I was feeling brave and all but look”, I said as I showed him the text messages w wooyoung. ”that sucks”, he says as he rubbed my back for comfort. “It’s so unfair, it’s like he dosent get the hint, this is so annoying, he is so annoying”, I say covering my face w my hands. “Well wooyoung can be stubborn at times, don’t overthink it, he probably like u back, everything will be fine” he says. I hear a ding coming from my phone, I take my hands away from my face and reach for my phone from the table. “Wooyoung texted me” I say. “What did he say?” Yeo asks.
[8:59pm] woo:
Can’t come over, I’ll be staying over at the girl’s house tonight
[9:00pm] me:
I figured 😒
[9:01pm] woo:
Sorry🤷🏻♂️
[9:02pm] me:
K.
[9:03pm] woo:
Don’t be salty y/n
[9:04pm] me:
Wtv I didn’t expect any less from u anyways, u always do this, u never have time for me anymore
[9:05pm] woo:
It’s not like ur my gf, calm down, no wonder u don’t have a bf
[9:06pm] me:
Wth do u mean by that?
[9:07pm] woo:
I mean ur so clingy, u always want me around, I have my own life too yk and I don’t appreciate u sticking on me like a bug
[9:08pm] me:
So I’m just a bug to u now? What abt our friendship? Does that mean nothing to u? Friends give friends attention
[9:09pm] woo:
I’m literally giving u attention rn, ur wasting my time tho, I could be getting closer w this girl yet I’m here texting u while ur acting childish
“I can’t believe him! That jerk!” I put my phone back on the table, leaning back on the couch, forgetting yeosang was even there cuz of how into the convo I was w wooyoung, I felt like crying. “What happen?” He asks. I look at yeosang. “Read the messages��� i say and I lean my head back again. Yeosang picks up my phone and checks the messages. Yeosang has my password since we r close anyways and I don’t make passwords a big deal w people I consider close. “Wow” he was putting my phone back and opens his arms indicating for a hug so I hug him tight. “Let’s watch a movie and eat snacks? Yeah? How does that sound?” Yeosang offered, he was always so comforting and caring, and that day I just fell for yeosang more. We get comfortable on the couch eating some popcorn and chips watching some movies. After a while I fall asleep and so does yeosang, we wake up in the morning to loud knocking at the door. I open the door and see wooyoung. He slightly pushes me without saying anything, walking in the house. He goes up to yeosang. “Get up, hongjoong wants us Al back in the dorm by 10 for a meeting” he tells him. Yeosang gets up and shuffles his hair a bit and fixes his clothing as he stands up. I go up to wooyoung. “A may I come in would have been nice yk” I say. Wooyoung and yeosang don’t say anything as they just walk towards the door then yeosang turns around and smiles “see u” he says waving. Wooyoung turns around and says, “Oh btw, tysm for yesterday, ur such an amazing friend” sarcastically. “What r u talking abt? Ur literally the one who ruined my night”I say. “The girl I was w saw me texting u abt that nonsense and thought u were my gf” he says slightly raising his voice. “How is that my fault?” I raise my voice too. “Would u just quit being so clingy, I expected the conversation to end after I told u not to be salty, grow up, ur just ruining my chances w actual good women” he says raising his voice more. “U Moran, I liked u! I just realized tho, that u have always been so selfish, u never actually cared abt me, u never actually took my feelings into consideration” I say
“How was I supposed to know u liked me?” He asks. “I was so obvious abt it!” I say madly. “Ok guys let’s not do this rn please” yeosang says slightly moving between me and wooyoung. “Respectfully yeosang this is none of ur business” says wooyoung. “Come on it’s almost ten anyways, we gotta go” yeosang says dragging wooyoung out the door. Wooyoung let’s yeosang drag him out but then turns around again and says “we aren’t friends anymore, don’t contact me ever again, and don’t even think to come over to the dorms cuz I don’t feel like even seeing ur face around”. I slam my door and I sit on the ground crying.
[10:07am] woozi:
Sorry I was busy and forgot to respond
[10:08am] me:
It’s fine
[10:09am] woozi:
I have time rn tho, want me to come over?
Typically I would say yes but honestly I wanted space at the moment.
[10:10am] me:
Sorry, not today
[10:11am] woozi:
Oh alr that’s fine, and I’m sorry again
I ghosted people for a while cuz wooyoung’s words got to me and made me think I was too clingy to everyone. After some weeks I hear a knock at my door so I opened it and see hongjoong. “hey, I heard what happened and I’d like to apologize from wooyoung’s behalf”he says.”but also, we don’t want drama so I come to ask for u to not be seen around any of the members atleast until the scandals from the fans calm down” he says. “Oh I get it” I say.
Days later I hear another knock at the door but this time it’s wooyoung. “What”I say. “I’m sorry for everything I said and did”he says. “Did hongjoong send u here to say that or smth?”I ask. “No, I’m genuinely sorry” he says. He continues,”and well I actually liked u too”. “What r u talking abt, u literally broke my heart that night and we weren’t even together, yk how hurt I was” I say. “Look ik u might not believe me but trust me I did like u, hongjoong forced me to act like that, the manager saw how people online were already shipping us and everything but they didn’t want any scandals so the manager told hongjoong and we’ll hongjoong told me to act like I wasn’t interested in u and everything, I wasn’t even w a girl that night, it was all made up, u can ask yeosang tho, he didn’t know at first but after leaving ur house I cried and I told yeosang the whole thing, that’s why I started distancing myself aswell but it hurt me to do it”. He said. I was in disbelief.”but if u really liked me u would have broken the rules a little bit or smth” I say. “Y/n, look, I’m an idol, it’s not that simple”he said. “Well is that all u wanted to tell me?u can be on ur way now if that’s all” I say. “No, wait, abt rule breaking” he pauses then continues”I’m willing to bend the rules a bit if it means being w u”. “What do u mean?” I ask, “I mean will u be my girlfriend?” He says. My eyes widen. I been thinking abt getting even closer to yeosang after a while but now wooyoung is asking me out. I didn’t know what to do. “Idk woo, can I have time to think abt it?” I ask. “Alright, but lmk please” he says as there is an awkward silence and I nod then he leaves. I had started liking yeosang more lately but wooyoung confessed and I used to like him more, what if I got w wooyoung? Would I like him again?would I be happy?but yeosang is so caring but idk if he would be willing to even date. Gosh idk
I call yeosang and ask him to come over. He gets here a few minutes later. “Hongjoong would be mad if he saw me here rn” he says. “I’m sorry but I just need to talk to u abt smth that’s been on my mind lately” I say.
We sit together on the couch. I sigh and say “ok yeosang, well, wooyoung confessed and asked me to be his gf even if it meant breaking the rules”. “Oh well what did u say?” He asks. ��I said I would think abt it but actually I’ve liked someone else for a while and I think I like them more now but idk if he likes me back and if he is willing to break the rules too” I say. “Is he a K-pop idol?” He asks. “Yes” I answer. “Well who is it?” He asks. I hesitate but then say it “you”. “Really?” He asks looking surprised. “Yea, it’s been a while that I moved on from wooyoung and I just couldn’t stop thinking abt u” I say. “Well r u suggesting we date?” He asks. “Yes” I say scared what he would say next but instead he didn’t say anything, he just pulled me in for a kiss. I had my answer right there. I was so happy. I hugged him tightly. He giggled and hugged me back tight. “Yk, I’ve actually liked u since a few years ago when we had first met” he says. I look up and smile. I was really happy but now I had to figure out a way to tell wooyoung no.
I invited wooyoung over. He came over and sat down to yeosang and I. “I have the answer” I say. “Well I’m sorry, I just don’t like u as much as I used to, and well I’m dating someone now” I say. “Who?” He asks. I hold yeosang hand and hold it up to show wooyoung. “Oh” he says seeming disappointed.
Time passes and word got around but I convinced the manager to let us stay together and the fans actually liked the fact that we were dating quite a lot except there was one scandal abt how me and wooyoung should have been the ones ending up together and well yeosang got a bit insecure but I comforted him and we have been happy together ever since.
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I was going to put a joke about interruptions here so there would be at least one funny thing in the post but literally all I could find was the “interrupting cow” joke and I don’t support cruel and unusual punishment 😐
So idk, here’s an enjoyable tune by Jack White that I think kind of fits the vibe of this chapter. And by “fit the vibe” I mean I definitely heard the words “interrupt” and “bite” in there so at least it’s thematically relevant 🤷♀️
“I’m a fucking Olympian, I’m a motherfucking God, I’m Zeus!”
Me, a over-zealous fan of Greek mythology, gatekeeping like Cerebus guarding the gates of the underworld:
oh, you think you can just name drop Zeus like that?? Name 10 other Greek gods if u know so much about the inhabitants of Mt. Olympus 😒
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, you were an Olympian,”
“but are you sure you’re still a God, Lance?”
Wait, can you un-become either of those things?
I mean, aside from Russian pairs skaters getting stripped of their medals bc a French judge deliberately lowballed the Canadian pairs scores… aren’t you always an Olympian in the present tense?
🤔
Same with deities? Like, even if no one is worshiping at your temple or whatever, Gods aren’t like Tinkerbell or Lady Gaga who need applause to survive/exist right?
Me, about to continue the discussion by introducing non anthropomorphic god-like entities eg. Aristotle’s concept of “the unmoved mover”, or Spinoza’s “infinite substance”: *looks at the time* eh… maybe I’ll keep this to myself lmao 🤐
“Or what, Zeus?” You whisper defiantly.
Me: name the 12 labours of Hercules in order or you’re just a casual fan of Greek mythology 😤
(Lol I’m just kidding I would never gatekeep these awesome stories haha)
you break free from his air-stealing kiss, panting heavily
Me, a former teenage shoplifter (but reformed now, ok???): pffft this amateur. U can steal air? Wow🙄. Great. Try hitting up Claire’s and see how many glittery hair clips u can leave the store with 😒
“That’s right, I am,” Lance moans in a smug tone, a pleased smirk tugging at his lips
Napoleon called, he wants his god complex back lol
The strong thrust tearing a loud groan from you both.
So is the gym open right now or? Are there people outside just like
“I’ll pick up the kid and drop her off, I’ll be at my apartment in an hour,”
Does he have her address tho or is it going to be like that KStew skit on SNL
youtube
trying to make this the fastest car ride you possibly could
I just feel like… this is not safe for the child??? obey the traffic laws pls😩
you had more important things on your mind than the dress she wants to wear to the middle school dance.
U are right….Prom dress more important tbh
Sprinting around your apartment, you quickly clean what you can; tossing your laundry in the hamper and tossing any trash into the bin.
Girl why? The only people u should pre-clean for are
the cops if they have a warrant to search your house and you don’t want them to find your edibles,
if u have a cleaning service and u don’t want them to judge u for the job u hired them to do
kicking his shoes off as he goes.
Goddamnit man😤😤😤. Common courtesies like putting crap you knocked off your desk back onto your desk, and taking off your shoes when u are a guest in someone’s home are like, the quickest ways to earn my respect 😒 I begrudgingly give him character points for this
“Do you have any idea what I’m going to do to you for that little stunt you pulled, Princess?”
Wait, the “stunt” being fulfilling her promise to pick up a child and drop her off?? Lol
“M’gonna destroy you,” he pressed a kiss to your neck before bringing his left hand down swiftly, earning another yelp. “M’gonna make you scream for me again,”
“Bleh, I hate when people self narrate. So narcissistic 🙄”
I write, as I describe my own inner monologue 😂
The sting that you have come to adore flooded your core
Me whenever two words rhyme: Is this a line from one of Shakespeare’s sonnets?
is enough to push Lance into a place he never knew existed
Lol check out Christopher Columbus over here 🙄
The room seemed to sway and spin around him
Oh dang wait did he actually take that heroic dose of shrooms? I should have said it was only for the most experienced of psychonauts 😵💫
when his tip slams into that special spot no one but Lance Tucker seemed to find.
Ok well I guess he’s not Christopher Columbus then. Uh… Ferdinand Magellan maybe?
“Lance! Lance! Lance!”
Me when I’m about to enter a jousting tournament and my incompetent excuse for a squire doesn’t have my equipment ready 😒
You’re the first to pull away, reaching for the towel you hid in your nightstand.
Wait why would you hide something in your own house? Unless u have some fight club alter ego that impulsively destroys towels or something… idk haha
Quickly wiping away the mess in between your thighs and passing it to Lance
IS THERE ONLY ONE TOWEL IN THE HOUSE!??! 😳😳😳
note: for the record, I’m not a germaphobe, ok??? I’m not “scared” of germs. Or dirt. Or whatever. I just don’t want that stuff around me, in the way most people wouldn’t want like, raw sewage around them.
I mean are y’all “scared” of toxic waste? Do u guys have nightmares about it? Probably not, right?
So ya. I’m not a germaphobe, and don’t u dare compare me to Howard Hughes (unless it’s in the context of like, being multi-talented and even then, I know u would be lying so let’s keep him out of the conversation)
My therapist: wow ok… there is a lot to unpack there…
“Ya want a bottle of water?” You ask awkwardly.
Oh ok. I mean, water is free from the tap and doesn’t create plastic waste that ends up in the ocean but…
LMAO jk I also have bottled water in my house for when I’m too thirsty to wait for my slow Brita filter to do its thing.
Cheers girl!
He looked like he was contemplating something,
Lol he’s like that shit better not be Dasani “tastes like it’s been inside a water gun all day” water 😒
his mind drifts to thoughts of if you’d ever invite him over again
This is like me in uni hoping ppl would invite me on their Costco shipping trips so I could partake in the free samples.
He’s like, I would never have to buy my own water again 😲
lol jk 😜 believe it or not I actually do understand the concept of human attachment or attraction or whatever is going on here 🤓
My therapist: and what would u say is going on here
Me: …actually I think I’m ready to talk about the germs now. I would feel more confident speaking on that topic 😬
Interruptions
Summary: Lance doesn’t like interruptions while he’s “working.”
Pairing: Lance Tucker x fem!reader
Warnings: SMUT(so obvi, 18+, minors DNI), hate fucking, cursing, explicit, unprotected sex (don’t be silly, wrap your willy), creampie, overstimulation, (developing) praise kink, pet names (Lance calls reader Princess), slight cum play, and Lance Fucking Tucker.
Word count: 2.7k (she’s a doozy)
A/N: I am loving writing for Lance right now! Especially because the series(?) is going to develop but I won’t tell y’all too much! Letting that sweet nonnie know, yes, sub!Lance will be making an appearance. Let me know what you think, I’m all ears and I would love to hear back from you! I hope you guys like it :3 Kisses
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“Do you know who the fuck I am, Princess?” Lance snarled in your ear, his breath hot against your ear, “I’m a fucking Olympian, I’m a motherfucking God, I’m Zeus!”
You were in the office again, chest pressed against the locked door with Lance’s firm grip keeping you in place. You couldn’t help but roll your eyes at his arrogant words, a humorless chuckle leaving you.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, you were an Olympian,” you say in a mock-sweet tone, sounding bored and uninterested, “but are you sure you’re still a God, Lance?”
An angry growl reverberates in his chest, his large hand wrapping around your throat from behind to pull you against his chest, “watch your mouth, slut,” he warns through gritted teeth, nuzzling his face threateningly against yours.
“Or what, Zeus?” You whisper defiantly.
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the housing rental system is a fucking scam send post
#h.txt#like….. boo hoo you have to take care of shit that happens to your rental. sorry that your floors are fucking old as hell + pets make a mess#what a fucking shocker that you have to work more when you’re renovating + stuff gets in the way#i’m so annoyed rn#i’m tired of paying 2x someone’s mortgage just so they can bitch about something#i truly cannot care about how much a landlord is unhappy y’all can fucking d!e for all i care#like omgggggg sorry i’ll get down on my knees and beg for forgiveness because i messed up a corner of your old ass hardwood floors from-#50+ years ago#cry me a fucking river dude lmao#i’ll never own a house at this point 😒#fuck man i hate being me rn#also fuck my cats but they didn’t do anything wrong really they just like to pee and their litter box has been leaking w/o my knowledge
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Sorry this took so long thanks for tagging me @heeseongism ❤️luv you!
Birthday: June 10th
Favorite color: purple because of heeseung blue
Do you have pets?: yep I have 4 cats
How tall are you?: 5’3
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: fourteen (I’m a sneaker head lol)
Favorite song: off my face heeseung cover I have so many but one of my many favorites is Michael Jackson - dangerous
Favorite movie: I don’t watch movies
Who would be your ideal partner?: heeseung someone with the same religion as me everything else comes after lol
Do you want children?: Heeseung’s children yes! As many as I can possibly have I love kids so much🥰
Have you gotten in trouble with the law?: no, I’m a good girl 🥴
What color socks are you wearing?: some fluffy pink and white ones with bunnies on them (they’re so cute and the bunny ears flop)
Favorite type of music: kpop and rap.
How many pillows do you sleep with?: two, one big, and one small
What position do you sleep in?: on my left side or right side sometimes
What don’t you like when you’re sleeping?: not being able to sleep with heeseung I hate noise and getting my sleep disturbed 😒
What do you have for breakfast: heeseung I don’t eat breakfast 👀
Have you ever tried archery?: hell no💀
Favorite fruit: grapes, oranges, apples, strawberries the list goes on but those are some of my favs
Are you a good liar?: yes, but I never lie
What’s your personality type?: isfj-a I took it like a year ago and it’s still the same
Innie or outie?: what are we talking about here? Coochies? belly buttons? or staying in or out? I’m thinking navels lol I think I was an outie but my mom had it removed at birth now I’m an innie it’s was like some weird growth so I’m not sure how it would have turned out but anyways
Left handed or right handed?: right handed
Favorite food: heeseung chicken, pork, fish and rice
Favorite foreign food: ethan bulgogi
Am I clean or messy?: I’m messily clean😌✨
Most used phrase: heeseung work hard play hard
How long does it take for you to get ready: depends but usually 45 minutes
Do you talk to yourself?: I literally talk to myself all the time just had a full conversation while I was playing tlou the other day pretty good conversation if I do say so myself 😂
Do you sing to yourself?: yes, while I’m writing songs
Are you a good singer?: decent but nothing special
Biggest fear?: 🪳 (I’ll let him speak for me)
Are you a gossip?: nope nope this is gonna sound mean but I literally don’t give a fuck about other peoples business (respectfully)
Do you like long or short hair?: I like both but I currently have a tiny little afro (long story)🥲
Favorite school subject: art, psychology
Extrovert or introvert: when I’m drunk extrovert 100% but when sober definitely introvert
What makes you nervous: lee heeseung when people look at me and doing things for the first time
Who was your first real crush?: (long story) so there was this guy I used to play basketball with when we were young teenagers I liked him after he asked if he could play with me we only hung out a few times after that but he’d always make it a point to wave or say hi I was too shy to do anything back then and when we got a bit older he started dating a girl he broke up with her though and then his house burned down and he moved from where I lived but years later he moved back in and we recognized each other so we started waving to each other again but that was it I’m pretty sure he liked me too but we never did anything about it fast forward like six years later we both started working at the same store and we recognized each other again but unfortunately by that time he was in a relationship and had a baby I always dreamt about him and thought about telling him my feelings but I just couldn’t do it but now that he’s with someone else I regret it I really think we could have worked too cause he was such a sweetheart but yeah once I realized he moved on with his life so did I I was having a hard time working at the same place he did but I quickly moved on so yeah I feel bad cause I kinda ignored him when I found out he was with someone but I just couldn’t do it so I created space and since then I haven’t thought about him again (sorry for the story time but I just wanted to say something cause none of my family ever knew my feelings for him so it feels good to get out)
How many piercings?: two lobe ones that are currently infected 💀(someone help!)
How many tattoos?: none and never will
How fast can you run?: i don’t know pretty damn fast I usually run miles though and a little sprinting in between
What color is your hair?: dark brown
What color are your eyes?: medium brown
What makes you angry: bullies and people who can’t see their worth
Do you like your name?: yes I love anything my momma gives me 🥰
Do you want a boy or a girl as a child?: both
What are your strengths?: liking heeseung my brother said being annoying anyways🙄 I make people comfortable, I’m intelligent, I’m hard working, (I’m gonna stop there cause it just feels like I’m bragging and I hate that😭) I’m humble🥴
What are your weaknesses?: none (I swear I’m humble 😭 my momma just raised me right
What is the color of your bed spread?: whatever heeseung’s wearing right now damn, I’m gonna put myself on blast lol white, gray, red beige and tan😭 (I know I need to change it)
Color of your room: brown, tan and white
Tagging: @heerated @yoursjaeyun @svnoohe4rts @lvnarhees @forjongseong @kpopscruggles @gegeetime sorry if you’ve already done it I’ve been inactive for awhile so if you’ve done it just ignore this pls anyone else feel free to join
This was so fun! Hehe☺️
get to know me
tagged by: @end-hyphen
tagging: @hee-pster, @heerated, @jayked, @heeseongism, @gegeetime, and anyone else!
birthday: 21st June 🦀
favourite colour: 🌺 pink (and any pastel colours, but mainly purple)
do you have pets?: yesss, 3 cats, they the best 🐱
how tall are you?: 5'7 (maybe a bit more, I haven't measured myself in a long time).
how many pairs of shoes do you own?: not a lot because I hate buying them - it has to be a specific type due to my feet, and it's extremely difficult to find ones that are pretty and comfortable.
favourite song: swimming pools by lloyd. (slowed, normal, sped up, it just always hit different)
favourite movie: don't have one cause I don't watch any.
who would be your ideal partner?: a best friend, someone I can trust with my life. He would have to be respectful, very mature and understanding. Someone who would become my home.
do you want children?: nope, never.
have you gotten in trouble with the law?: nope
what colour socks are you wearing?: black
favourite type of music: pop, R&B, k-pop. I never stick to one.
how many pillows do you sleep with?: well one, that being the one I put my head on.
what position do you sleep in?: always on my side, curled up into a ball like a hedgehog.
what don’t you like when you’re sleeping: when there is light, my room has to be completely dim.
what do you have for breakfast: cereal or bread with smth sweet.
have you ever tried archery?: once, but my aim isn't good haha
favourite fruit: 🍓strawberries omg, the best fruit out there.
are you a good liar?: no, I hate lying.
what’s your personality type?: estj.
innie or outie?: outtie because I love traveling. 🌻
left handed or right handed?: right.
favourite food: 🍔 chicken hamburger (yes I'm talking about you, KFC)
favourite foreign food: haven't really eaten smth foreign. ✨
am i clean or messy?: messy, but clean when I want to.
most used phrase: bro (literally Genie can confirm lmao)
how long does it take for you to get ready: 10 minutes if I'm not having a special hairstyle.
do you talk to yourself?: who doesn't?
do you sing to yourself?: again, who doesn't?
are you a good singer?: I would say an average, I love singing.
biggest fear?: losing a family member.
are you a gossip?: not really, I rather listen.
do you like long or short hair?: long hair is too much work for me (even tho I'm growing mine out now lol), so probably short.
favourite school subject: english
extrovert or introvert: extrovert (just gotta find the right people and I won't stop talking)
what makes you nervous: confrontations
who was your first real crush?: I think I'm currently going through one.
how many piercings?: zerooo.
how many tattoos?: also zero.
how fast can you run?: probably average, but I can't because of asthma.
what colour is your hair?: chestnut (people always assume it's black)
what colour are your eyes?: hazel: when they come in contact with water, they turn a bit green. ✨
what makes you angry: humanity, basically people
do you like your name?: yesss, I like the meaning behind it. 🌞
do you want a boy or a girl as a child?: nope
what are your strengths?: giving good advice, learning languages
what are your weaknesses?: not knowing how to love myself
what is the colour of your bedspread?: pink haha
colour of your room: also pink (yes, I love pink ok)
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do all the emojis hoe,,
☝ - How tall are you?I'm actually 5'2 now! Yoga helped me grow ^.^
✔ - Sexual OrientationBi asf
🚬 - Do you Smoke?Not anymore,,
🍷 - Do you Drink?Occasionally
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?Not anymore lol
😳 - Age you get mistaken for?Mid 20s /:
💉 - Have Tattoos?Not yet!
✏️ - Want any tattoos?Yeeees def
✂️ - Got any Piercings?Jst my ears atm
✌ - Want any piercings?Yeah I want more
👌 - Best friend?Probably the hoe who messaged me
♥ - Do you like anyone?👀🍝 always
🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?ToolSlipknotMetallicaGenesisPuscifer(Carina round but she's jst alone)
🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?EEEMSoad-spidersPuscifer-monsoonsCarina round- into my bloodTool-wings for Marie pt1&2Ozzy Osborne-fire in the sky
😒 - Biggest pet peeve?Ppl that eat w they mouth open
📝 - Story from your childhood.I had this fucking pink Barbie ball that u would bounce on like an exercise ball? I was jst bouncing around one day happy as could be and mama told me not to bounce on the tile did I listen? No. Bounced on the tile fell off hit the right side of my head aNd it still hurts sometimes
💬 - I wish…I WISH THAT one day I'll be able to have all the plants I ever wanted
‼️ - Something you’ll change?My negative outlook on life I have sometimes
💦 - What makes you horny?Probably touchin I MEAN I CANT JUST PIN POINT SOMETHING RN I'm Pandora's box ya never know probs touchin during making out.
🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?Didn't I jst answe this
🔥 - Something spicy you like?Most anything like I rly like spicy food so. Ive been rly wanting the spicy chicken sandwich from chik fil a lately tho
👃 You hate the smell of ….Old house, dead mouse etc
👊 - Something you hate?Ppl talking about something they DNT know shit about
🚶 - Are you single?Not necessarily
💬 - Can we text?If we mutuals!
💌 - Fan mail me?Sure!
💍 - Marry me?If ur samm than yes
💘 - Be my tumblr crush?!! I always wanted to be someone's fave
💭 - Favorite foods?Orange chicken, steak, Mexican food, BBQ brisket, a lot of Chicago foods.
☀ - Story about your day.I'm jst doing chores rn nothing too exciting. I'm wearing pink Winnie the Pooh eeor pj pants and a palm tree shirt and I went out to get the mail n my neighbor way down the road was staring at me from their yard
💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?THEO ROSSIBen mDoes yogagirl count as a celebIdk who else
🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?The dressmakerThe hobbitHolesPaddington bearIdk what else
📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?GrimmAgents of shieldDaredevilLuke cageIron fist
✏ - Random fact about yourself.I have a lot of Scottish in me blood
✈️ - Where are you from?Loves park illinois
🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?SWEDEN
😍 - Do you have a crush?OUI
😷 - Something you hate eating?uhhh not much there some textures I don't like tho can't name anything rn tho
🙈 - What makes you shy?KINDNESS USUALLY
💃 - Can you dance?I mean I groove that's all I do
💏 - Do you love anyone?@thinflower
👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?My docs they r so comfortable
🌴 - A island you would visit?I'd like to go back to Maui tbh
🌎 - A country you would visit?Aahhh there's so many
🌀 - Favorite type of weather?Warm spring weather w the breeze
🔮 - Do you believe in luck?I think so
📱 - What kinda phone do you have?iPhone 7
📅 - Favorite time of the year?If everything wasn't so depressing this time of yr it would probably be from April to June
📚 - Career goal you want?To accumulate enough money to start my own business comfortably
🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?Orange chicken, steak, Mexican food, BBQ brisket, a lot of Chicago foods.
🍭 - Favorite Candy?HNNN I really don't kno
🍇 - Favorite fruits?ALL
🚘 - Dream car(s)?Dodge Journey and a 1969 mustang 429 boss
🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?Not yet
🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?I think so
🎫 - Do you have a license?Yep
🚼 - Do you have or want kids?I think I might one dayIDK MAN
🔞 - Are you under 18?Nop
🐶 - Do you own a pet?MmmHMM
😔 - Something that makes you sad?I often think abt how sad other ppl are or were and I get sad But I also get sad abt myself
😡 - What pisses you off?A lot lmao
😏 - What turns you on?I KINDA ANSWERED THIS
😈 - Are you a freak?probably
💪 - Do you work out? Oui!THAT TOOK WAY TOO MUCH TIME
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She looked fucking amazing. I’d say it was the dress, but she always looks amazing. I think she looks amazing in jeans and a t-shirt. Of course, that dress really showed her… assets to quite remarkable effect. “Wow, you look-“
“Yes?” She looked at me expectantly and I lost all my nerve.
“Ready for the party. Everything has really come together.”
Eugh... Drake... 😒 Epic fail, man... epic fail.
“I know, right? Though…you don’t look like you’re dressed for the occasion.” Her eyes raked up and down my body and I wasn’t sure exactly how I felt about that.
“You don’t like my look? I’ll have you know this shirt is clean.” I joked.
Another fail, Walker... Put on a damn suit! Or at least a shirt with slacks! (A massive pet peeve of mine for canon, which I remedied pronto! 😇)
“Eh. Fashion is subjective. Besides, people are here to see the prince, not me.” That was all true, but in my head, I was already picking out something better than my usual attire for the coronation ball.
Good! We like the suits (apart from the grey one... that one doesn’t do him any favours...)
Liam was dressed in the Beaumont house colors, his suit matching Riley’s dress. Like they were a couple. I had to agree with Madeleine, it was a masterful stroke, if she were trying to telegraph to the world that she had already won. Which probably wasn’t the brightest thing to do if there’s already a target on your back. It made me nervous.
Yes, I do agree with Drake here. Probably not smart advertising the connection. Which is why I had everyone dress in blue. Bit more subtle 😇
When I heard Liv complaining about being served cold food, from a table in the back, I choked on my food trying not to laugh. That was karma.
I have a reputation as a heavy drinker. It’s a diversion. First of all, it gives me a reason to be at the bar, where people talk freely and where I can generally keep an eye on the whole room. Secondly, if people think I’m a drunk, they won’t see me as a threat. You never know when having the element of surprise might make the difference between life or death. So I always have a tumbler of whiskey in my hands at events but I can nurse a drink all night long. I’ve also been known to dump one or simply put it down unobtrusively somewhere, returning to the bar empty handed, seemingly needing another one.
Lol similar HC again! But, if you’re working, you need to be alert.
Maxwell went first. He picked Riley, who picked truth. “If you were stranded on a desert island, and could only have one of us with you, who would you want?”
“I’d want Drake.” She said immediately. I mean, she didn’t even think about it for a second.
OOH! You changed it up a bit!
“Mostly just to see how you’d look in a grass skirt.” She teased.
I now have an inescapable mental image of this!! 🤣
Even I was invested in the story at that point, “Missed? How?” Even at my youngest, drunkest, and most inept, I had never missed! What the hell?
I know, right! Hana’s finance was a bell-end.
Riley leaned in, cupping Hana’s face, “Are you ready?” She asked.
I’m not!
I’m not either!! This took a very sudden turn!
Hana’s eyes fluttered close, and her head fell back. Riley caressed her jaw before leaning forward and brushing her lips against Hana’s. Hana stiffened for a moment, then relaxed as Riley’s tongue parted her lips. Riley leaned in closer, the kiss deepening. One of Riley’s hands went up and grasped a handful of Hana’s hair. Hana let out a moan of pleasure and I stifled one of my own. For a long moment the room was silent as I sat transfixed watching their mouths move together, mostly Riley’s, her eyes were closed, her chest heaving just a little.
I admit, I am completely straight (and never done anything with another girl ever) but this! Phew! This made me feel hot under the collar!
“Yeah, and she didn’t even choose dare.” I added. No fucking way I could take it if she took her clothes off. No, nope, no way, not gonna let that happen. Please God, don’t do this to me.
You know what happens when you live in denial, Walker... 😏
I didn’t think I could handle seeing Riley naked and Hana was just too sweet and innocent to ask. I sighed. Fuck. “The things I do for you people.”
You love it really... 😇
My Best Friend's Girl Chapter 11: Beaumont Bash
Series: My Best Friends Girl
Fandom: The Royal Romance
Characters: Drake Walker, Liam Rys, Riley Campbell
Rating: M, NSFW (ish)
Warnings: mild sexual thoughts/kissing, language
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I didn’t see her much the day of the bash. Too busy coordinating security. When I finally saw her, it was in the ballroom. She looked fucking amazing. I’d say it was the dress, but she always looks amazing. I think she looks amazing in jeans and a t-shirt. Of course, that dress really showed her… assets to quite remarkable effect. “Wow, you look-“
“Yes?” She looked at me expectantly and I lost all my nerve.
“Ready for the party. Everything has really come together.”
“I know, right? Though…you don’t look like you’re dressed for the occasion.” Her eyes raked up and down my body and I wasn’t sure exactly how I felt about that.
“You don’t like my look? I’ll have you know this shirt is clean.” I joked.
“I guess that’s the most I should expect. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you dress up for these fancy events. It might be a nice change of pace.”
“Eh. Fashion is subjective. Besides, people are here to see the prince, not me.” That was all true, but in my head, I was already picking out something better than my usual attire for the coronation ball.
Then Max and Hana walked up, and Hana said what I couldn’t, “Riley, you look amazing!” Why couldn’t I have just said that?
I stood with Hana across from Riley and Max as they greeted guests. Most people just came in, said their hellos and moved on. You know, like normal people. Of course Madeleine had to have something to say about everything.
Madeleine’s gaze lingered on Liam before turning to Riley and saying, “You must be feeling pretty smug.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about…” Riley said, but she did look pretty smug. I looked back and forth between them, and over to Liam trying to figure out what was going on.
“I’ve been hearing some rumors that you’ve become the frontrunner going into the coronation.” Madeleine stated.
“Madeleine, it’s not a race.” Riley replied and I knew she meant that. I also knew that she was the only suitor here that felt that way. She was better than all of them.
“Isn’t it though? In a way?”
“No. It’s about the prince and who he wants to marry.” I could tell she was getting annoyed, and I could tell she meant that too. She saw Liam. Not his title, not his family name, not his wealth or position or power or any of the things he could give her. Which is why she was perfect for him. Which is why she deserved to be queen in a way none of them did.
“……..right. Masterful stroke by the way.” Again, I couldn’t figure out what Madeleine was babbling about.
“Hm?” Riley acted like she still had no idea either, but from the amusement dancing in her eyes, I knew that was an act.
“The prince is wearing something from the House Beaumont collection. I recognize the label. You truly look like you belong together.” Madeleine sniffed disdainfully.
My gaze darted back over to Liam. I hadn’t noticed before, but then I don’t pay much attention to fashion. Liam was dressed in the Beaumont house colors, his suit matching Riley’s dress. Like they were a couple. I had to agree with Madeleine, it was a masterful stroke, if she were trying to telegraph to the world that she had already won. Which probably wasn’t the brightest thing to do if there’s already a target on your back. It made me nervous.
“Thank you.” Riley smiled triumphantly at Madeleine.
“Of course, looking the part and being chosen are two different matters. You never know what might happen………” she trailed off but the hair on the back of my neck stood up. That sounded like a threat to my ears. I’d be keeping a closer watch on her.
“Madeleine…….may the best woman win.” It was clear Riley just wanted to end the conversation.
“Oh, I intend to.” Madeleine snapped before spinning on her heel and stalking away.
Then Bertrand called for everyone to take their seat and I excused myself to my customary table in the back. Hana excused herself to go sit with some of the other ladies.
Riley actually looked distraught about it, “I’m going to miss you guys.”
“Hey, don’t look so disappointed, Campbell. I’m sure you’ll be able to handle one dinner without us.” I gave her what I hoped was a reassuring smile. I didn’t envy her. She was going to get grilled by Constantine and Regina. But I knew she could handle it. And she would, with grace and aplomb. Like she always did. And she’d do it for Liam, because she loved him. That was clear. I had never been more sure that my decision to keep my feelings to myself was the right one.
When I heard Liv complaining about being served cold food, from a table in the back, I choked on my food trying not to laugh. That was karma. A quick glance at Riley’s smug expression told me it was on purpose, and I smiled in admiration. Damn. Don’t get on her bad side. I knew she could hold her own. How had I ever doubted it?
I tried not to watch her at dinner. It helped that I was suspicious of Madeleine, because she got a lot of my attention, but my gaze was still drawn back to Riley over and over. I couldn’t help it. I watched her tip her head back and laugh at something Liam said and I watched his face light up when she did so. Liam was completely gone on her. I recognized the emotion on his face so easily because it mirrored my own.
After dinner was the infamous Beaumont Bash. It’s a damn good time if you’re able to enjoy it. I started attending them when I was about fifteen. But that was a long time ago. The party’s a lot less fun when you’re sober. And I have to be sober to do my job.
I have a reputation as a heavy drinker. It’s a diversion. First of all, it gives me a reason to be at the bar, where people talk freely and where I can generally keep an eye on the whole room. Secondly, if people think I’m a drunk, they won’t see me as a threat. You never know when having the element of surprise might make the difference between life or death. So I always have a tumbler of whiskey in my hands at events but I can nurse a drink all night long. I’ve also been known to dump one or simply put it down unobtrusively somewhere, returning to the bar empty handed, seemingly needing another one.
I endured the party. It was loud and people were drinking heavily, which always makes security a bit harder. Finally, it was over. Or it should have been over. Max and Riley and Hana wanted to play truth or dare. I declined. “Oh no I’m not playing truth or dare. What are we, twelve?”
“Come on Drake, we should do it for Hana.” Why even try to fight it? Every time I’m adamant about not doing something and she’s insistent that I do it, guess who wins? I’d given up even the pretense of fighting it. So off to Hana’s room we went. Besides, I needed to stay with Riley so I could protect her, right?
Hana offered to make drinks; Max ordered a sex on the beach then she turned to me.
“I’ll just have a-“
“Let me guess. Whiskey.” Riley smirked at me.
“I’m getting predictable, aren’t I?” Why do you pay that much attention to what I do? Does it mean anything? Or is that wishful thinking on my part?
I knew she loved Liam. Maybe I just hoped she liked me a little bit too. I knew I’d never have her attention the way Liam did, but every drop I did get fueled me.
“Maybe just a little bit.” She responded.
Everyone toasted to friendship…and truth or dare. I sighed. “Oh boy, this is going to be a long night.”
Maxwell went first. He picked Riley, who picked truth. “If you were stranded on a desert island, and could only have one of us with you, who would you want?”
“I’d want Drake.” She said immediately. I mean, she didn’t even think about it for a second.
“Me?” I asked in surprise. Quick, don’t act like that made you happy. “Be honest Campbell, you just want me there so I’m suffering as much as you are.” You have no idea how much I’m suffering right now. God, I want to touch you, kiss you, hold you again…….
“Mostly just to see how you’d look in a grass skirt.” She teased.
“Hey!” That drew a laugh out of me. She always manages to surprise me like that.
“Haha.” Maxwell laughed.
“Just kidding. I think you’d be gruff and grumpy, but deep down, when it counts, you’d probably save me from a tiger or something.” She gave me a look that conveyed actual affection. Nope, that’s not ok, stop it, I cannot handle that right now.
“Well, I’d feel terrible if a tiger ate my only companion.” That’s right, keep it light, Walker.
“And there wouldn’t be any nobles around, or courtly intrigue, or gossip…. In fact, I think you might enjoy being stranded more than palace life.”
“You never know.” Alone, on an island with you? Yeah, that sounds like my idea of heaven, actually.
The game went on and after a while Max asked Hana about her first kiss.
She seemed surprised, unsure, “My first kiss?”
“You have been kissed, right?” Maxwell asked uncertainly.
“Yes, of course.” She replied.
“You were engaged, after all.” Riley supplied.
“Well, it was actually a very chaste courtship. Our first kiss was in front of a professional photographer for our engagement photo shoot. My parents were insistent that we publish a very public announcement in all the papers. It was…somewhat awkward.”
Riley shot her a sympathetic look, “He wasn’t a great kisser?”
“He missed.”
Even I was invested in the story at that point, “Missed? How?” Even at my youngest, drunkest, and most inept, I had never missed! What the hell?
“He kissed my ear. Well, he punctured his lip on my earring, actually. He started bleeding. I felt terrible. My parents were furious that he ruined my dress. It was a complete disaster.”
“Hana…. You deserved a better first kiss than that!” Riley exclaimed.
“Give it to her.” Maxwell said.
“What?” Hana looked up at him.
“Do you want a do-over?” He asked her.
“Can you do-over a first kiss?” She asked hopefully.
A mischievous smile spread across Riley’s face, “The rules of truth or dare say….yes!”
Hana blushed and looked away, then back up tentatively, “Okay then.”
What was happening? I glanced at Maxwell then remembered he was gay, the girl-on-girl action wasn’t going to do anything for him. Me, on the other hand…….Jesus. Just the thought was making things uncomfortable in my pants.
Riley leaned in, cupping Hana’s face, “Are you ready?” She asked.
I’m not!
Hana nodded.
“Ok, close your eyes.”
Hana’s eyes fluttered close, and her head fell back. Riley caressed her jaw before leaning forward and brushing her lips against Hana’s. Hana stiffened for a moment, then relaxed as Riley’s tongue parted her lips. Riley leaned in closer, the kiss deepening. One of Riley’s hands went up and grasped a handful of Hana’s hair. Hana let out a moan of pleasure and I stifled one of my own. For a long moment the room was silent as I sat transfixed watching their mouths move together, mostly Riley’s, her eyes were closed, her chest heaving just a little.
Then Riley pulled back, they both sat there for a moment, lips still parted, faces flushed, breathing a little heavy. Holy fucking god. I had no choice but to use my hand to adjust things. My own breathing was little bit labored if I’m being honest. Was this woman trying to kill me?
“Better than last time?” Riley asked.
Hana turned a deep shade of red and nodded as she breathed out, “Yeah.”
I feel you, Hana. I really do.
“Okay, my turn, Riley, I dare you to go streak through the ballroom in your underwear.” Maxwell laughed.
Hana shook her head and exclaimed, “That’s not fair, it’s not her turn!”
“Yeah, and she didn’t even choose dare.” I added. No fucking way I could take it if she took her clothes off. No, nope, no way, not gonna let that happen. Please God, don’t do this to me.
Max was adamant, “Well someone should streak tonight, or this game is a bust!”
I didn’t think I could handle seeing Riley naked and Hana was just too sweet and innocent to ask. I sighed. Fuck. “The things I do for you people.”
We made our way down to the now empty ballroom. “Ok, once around the room, that’s it!” I said as I stripped down to my skivvies. I looked out of the corer of my eye to see if she was looking. Oh, she was looking.
As I took off, she yelled, “Woo! Go Drake!”
I finished my lap and got back just as Riley and Hana started pulling off their clothes. “What are you doing?” I asked in alarm. Please don’t do that.
“It’s only fair.” Riley answered, “We’re going to streak too!”
They both stripped down to their bra and panties and took off. Oh, what the hell? I took off after them. Guess I was making a second lap after all. “Freeeedom!” I yelled as we ran, laughing.
When we got back, Riley grabbed her dress in her arms and said, “We better get out of here before we get caught!”
So we all grabbed our clothes and ran back to Hana’s room to collapse onto bed laughing and panting. I didn’t want to admit it, but that had been fun! I mean fun like I hadn’t had since I was a kid fun. How does she bring out that side of me?
Her phone dinged and she looked at it then started making her excuses. It was late. She, Max and I left Hana’s room. At the end of the hallway, she started to turn the wrong direction.
“Our rooms are this way.” I pointed.
“Oh, ah…. I’m supposed to meet Liam in the spa.” She said.
Of course she was.
“Oh cool!” Maxwell exclaimed, “Do you know where it is?”
“Sorta…”
“Come on.” I told her, “I’ll walk you.”
We walked in silence, but it wasn’t awkward, it was companionable. I kept my hands in my pockets. That was the best way to ensure I wasn’t tempted to reach out and touch her.
We reached the third floor and I escorted her through the maze of hallways to the spa. Liam was waiting for her in the hallway. He was leaning against the wall, gazing up at the ceiling as we rounded the corner. His head turned when he heard our footsteps. He pushed away from the wall and gave her a dazzling smile then shot a puzzled look at me.
I put my hands up in air, “I’m not staying, I was just playing guide. She would have gotten lost, and we’d have had to send out a search party.”
“He’s not wrong.” She laughed as she went willingly into his open arms.
“Thank you, Drake.” He said as he looked at me over the top of her head, “You’re a good friend.”
“Anytime.” I tried to smile but it faltered as the image of her lips and body pressed against mine slid through my memory. I’m really not.
I waved over my shoulder as I turned and walked away.
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