#i wouldnt ever bring them anywhere sgdgdgd those fuckers will say theyll behave but they WONT egdggdgdgd
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👀 Gurkle boy is up and about... do you think I'd have to pay for a child's ticket if I brought him? He said he'd behave...
#marquilla#gurkle: pick me up and die bitch.#csn you imagine someone bringing their hermit crab agdgdgdgdg hopefully in a carrier (which i have)#(snooty voice) 'He's and ESA so you can't kick him out.#'ma'am... that's still not a service animal... ESA's aren't. and that's... what service would he perform??'#and gurkle crawls out and pinches him 'security. you're too close.' sgdgdgdggdg#i wouldnt ever bring them anywhere sgdgdgd those fuckers will say theyll behave but they WONT egdggdgdgd#but also bc that would stress the poor things to death
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