#i would very much like to kill kagha. absolute raging bitch of a woman

[dr-gaytorius]

I seem to have somehow accidentally really charmed laezel and kind of normal amount of charmed shadowheart, one seeming somewhat less impossible of a prospect, but laezel was... Well. Um she was very forward lol. I thought she didn't even like me. The ball of a sudden she's just right out the gates no warning no preface nothing just like "I need to fuck you SO badly oh my God" I mean my face when she said i "drove [her] to madness." like 😳 are you sure???? Are you sure about that??? On one hand I did kill an entire village of goblins but on the other hand of course killing turns her on. Honestly everyone want me but laezel was just so VERY forward lol. Like egads my liege. She was like "too bad your gonna fuck that half elf goth chick but your gonna WISH it were me!! SAD! oh well there's astarion" jdhckefifjsjwcj?? I'm fucking reeling. My god. Just talking to her is like a roller coaster I bet she fucks like crazy. I'd need hospitalization I'm sure if it

And astarion was sooo mean to my little guy he literally was like "ur disgusting lol. Go on now" and was quite rude!! I didn't even ask!! Like girls... please calm down. All because I saved the day. God forbid. Y'all are all crazy. I need to lay down I need help