#i would talk to you more but im what we in the biz call 'shy'

[fredlikesbreakfast]

thinking (again) about @chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter 's harutaku headcanons. oog.

[justventingjustventing-blog]

ok so posting surveys on here in my new thing because i always wanna do it on facebook but never do because people i know dont need to know this shit about me and no one on here is going to read them so fuck yeah

basics what’s your name ➔nunya do you have a nickname ➔ biz do you have a middle name ➔ness do you like your name ➔ no my parents are awful people  do people often mispronounce your name ➔ yes do you like the meaning of your name ➔ my name means “a queen in germany in the like 15oo’s” so yeah when is your birthday ➔ 4/20 how old are you ➔420 do you like your age ➔ well i can buy alcohal so yeah what’s your zodiac sign ➔ pisces 

appearance what’s your hair colour ➔ sand is your current hair colour your natural hair colour ➔yes do you dye your hair ➔ twice do you have natural highlights ➔yeah bitches fuck yall  when was the last time you had a haircut ➔2013 what length is your hair right now ➔ 3 large penises do you have straight, wavy or curly hair ➔ my hair is about as gay as me (its fucking straight) do you have frizzy hair ➔hell nah do you use a curling iron ➔no do you use a hair straightener ➔yes do you braid your hair ➔ when im bored  what’s your eye colour ➔ grass do your eyes change colour ➔no but the lighting around them makes them look different colors  do you wear contacts ➔ no  if so, do you use colour contacts or regular contacts ➔no do you wear glasses ➔ no do you have naturally long eyelashes ➔i was born without eyelashes  do you wear braces ➔ yeah but just as an accessory  do you have dimples ➔yes do you have moles ➔i have frecles do you have outstanding cheekbones ➔well no but just because they didnt get an award in school doesnt mean their not smart  do you have freckles ➔i have moles do you have piercings ➔ yes do you have tattoos ➔yes do you wear make up ➔yes do you paint your nails ➔no  do you wear jewelry ➔ no  are you happy with your height ➔ FUCK NO IM BARLEY TALL ENOUGH TO NOT NEED A FUCKING CAR SEAT  personality would you consider yourself outgoing or shy ➔yes are you sarcastic  ➔no  what’s your biggest fear ➔fear itself  what’s your guilty pleasure ➔mastication (yeah look back at it ya perv, read it wrong fucker.)  are you religious ➔ yes do you get easily along with people ➔yes do you cry easily ➔yes

school (TRIGGER WARNING) do you go to middle school ➔ no? do you go to high school ➔ no? do you go to a private school ➔ no? are you home schooled ➔no what the fuck god  have you gratuated from school ➔GOD  what grade are you in ➔FUCK YOU  have you skipped a grade ➔ IM NOT ANSWERING THE REST OF THE SCHOOL QUESTIONS  have you been held back a grade ➔ have you ever failed a class  ➔ have you been sent to the principals office ➔ have you skipped school ➔ have you cheated on a test ➔ family do you live with your biological parents ➔ yes do you get along with your parents ➔ yes do you tell your parents everything ➔ fuck no  do you have strict parents ➔ im 19 so no I PAY TO LIVE THERE I JUST DONT NEED TO GET AN APARTMENT I SWEAR IM NOT GONNA STAY THERE FOREVER IM LEAVING TOWN IN LIKE 3 FUCKING MONTHS  do you have siblings ➔i have a spawn of satan who used to share a room with me  are you the oldest ➔ yes are you in the middle ➔no what the fuck god why does it make you go through all these just put it in one question damn  are you the youngest ➔ are all of your grandparents still alive ➔ no  friendships do you have a best friend ➔ yes  do you have more than 10 friends ➔ fuck no do you have at least 2 friends you can trust with your life ➔lol probably not they never answer my calls and suck in general  do you have a lot of guy friends, a lot of girl friends or equal girl and guy friends ➔im not in middle school ok i dont give a fuck  do you text with your friends a lot ➔ of course i cant get mad at these stupid questions because i am the one that picked this one oh and also shout out to who ever made this thanks but you suck  relationships what’s your relationship status ➔ MARRIED BITCH  have you ever been in love ➔FUCKING DUH  do you believe in love at first sight ➔NO  have you ever been in a relationship ➔no  have you ever had a secret admirer ➔idk??? if their secret how would i know damn  have you ever been asked out on a date ➔ yes have you ever been kissed ➔no  have you ever made out with someone ➔yes  have you ever been cheated on ➔ yes  have you ever been proposed to ➔ yes  do you want to get married ➔nope  do you want kids ➔dogs  country where were you born ➔F where do you live right now ➔ U have you ever been out of the country ➔yes do you prefer country or city ➔country  do you like sightseeing ➔yes  is one or more of your parents from another country ➔no  what places would you like to visit  ➔ya moms house  are you fluent in more than one language ➔si papi  what languages can you speak ➔german  health do you have any allergies ➔i am allergic to bullshit and with the evolving liberals in this country it has impaired me from going to work YOU PEOPLE OWE ME  are you lactose intolerant ➔na have you had surgery ➔na have you had stitches ➔na have you broken a bone ➔ na  has someone close to you died of a disease ➔ya do you exercise a lot  ➔ na  experiences have you ever had a near death experiene ➔everything out of my confort zone is a near death experience to me  have you ever been on a plane ➔ ya have you ever had an allnighter ➔i have pulled an all nighter but i have never had one  have you ever been to school/work after a sleepless night ➔no i just skip and then sleep. light burns my skin sometimes  have you ever been in a physical fight ➔ya have you ever been to a wedding ➔my own  have you ever been to a funeral ➔ yes  have you ever lived in a different country ➔yes. america is a very different place and i would not suggest going there have you ever been drunk ➔ yes have you ever been trick or treating ➔ nope. jk yes my parents loved me  have you ever been in a school play ➔yes.  have you ever been to a camp ➔what kind of camp are we talking about? because honest to god no jokes aside i read it and thought it meant concentration camp but them i was like no fucking way thats awful no way thats what they mean have you ever driven a car ➔  WHAT AGE GROUP WAS THIS MEANT FOR  skills how many languages are you fluent in ➔ YOU ALREADY ASKED THIS BITCH  have you ever read a book in another language ➔yes but i had no idea what it was saying  can you roll your tongue ➔ fuck yeah can you braid hair ➔already asked this question oml can you do a handstand ➔ yes if someone is holding my feet habits do you crack your knuckles ➔yeah and now i have to bitch  do you bite your nails ➔no thats fucking gross  do you bite your lips ➔why is this here but not smoking

favourites what’s your favourite movie ➔ donnie darko all the way motha fucka what’s your favourite tv show ➔shameless what’s your favourite book ➔ dont remember what its called but its a sex novel (and not 50 shade of grey fuck that shit)  what’s your favourite song ➔ this question is so stupid everyone answers it by saying “idk theres so many”  what’s your favourite colour ➔ㅠㅣㅐㅐㅇ ㅐㄱ뭏ㄷ lol im in korea and acedentally typed that. sorry if its offensive.  what’s your favourite animal ➔ㄹ허ㅗㅎㄹㅀㅎㅅ쇼롷ㄹ홀쇼ㅗㅎㄹ what’s your favourite season ➔ ㅁ숒ㄷㅀㄷㄷㄴㅁㄷㅈㄱㄴㅇㅈㄷ퓨ㅕㅑㅁ퓨ㅗㅑㅕㅁㅎ러아호 this or that summer or winter ➔녀ㅡㅡㄷㄱ  day or night ➔ㅜㅑ홋  cats or dogs ➔DOGS  rain or shine ➔RAIN  coffee or tea ➔TEA reading or writing ➔WRITING  humorous or serious ➔SERIOUS DUH HAVE YOU NOT BEEN READING THIS  brown or blue eyes ➔blue  single or group dates ➔ well im not into orgies  texts or calls ➔calls  driving or walking ➔drive  last last phone call ➔the hub hub last text ➔ditto  last song you listened to ➔some song the hubs was listening to while we were on the phone  last thing you ate ➔dick  last thing you drank ➔water  last purchase ➔food  last time you cleaned your room ➔ literally never  last time you’ve been on a date ➔yesterday