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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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1500 notes and I dedicate a day to go through my inbox and answer everything
There's 171 things in there from MONTHS of pile up and forgetting and I know it's TECHNICALLY more because a few ppl deactivated and I didn't answer their ask so it would just be gone . I'm sorru
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low-poly Floyd is my new favorite thing
non-animated:
#art#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 10 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 10 spoilers#gif warning#gifs that will eat all your shrimp warning#( ° ͜ʖ °)#floyd's dream: the three of us are best friends and we'll be together forever :)#floyd immediately: he would not fucking say that#smash cut#jade's dream: the three of us are best friends and we'll be together forever :)#but. y'know. in a patronizing way.#jade is such a weirdo and i love him for it
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when people refer to canon story-relevant kingdom hearts games as ‘spinoffs’ it makes me sad not only for the obvious reasons i always say but also bc like man i WISH this series had spinoffs. imagine what they could do if they had permission from nomura to truly go off the rails and ignore the greater canon for a second and just do some fun whimsical plotless thing in an alternate universe. imagine a fishing/boating game on destiny islands. kh fighting game. it is an injustice that we have been deprived of kingdom karts. can anyone hear me
#in terms of alternate gameplay and lack of reliance on plot#i feel like melody of memory is the closest thing kh has actually had to a spinoff#but even that is important in its own way in the end#union cross to a certain degree as well what with being an online multiplayer gacha type game#its original concept i would definitely classify as a spinoff game#bc it was set in a totally different world and time period and was supposed to be about customization and fun with friends#and nomura or someone said it wasn’t meant to be connected to the plot#but then like. he did very much go and give it a plot. like he went back on that almost immediately#and even then. given that the game is still very much combat and exploration#even from the beginning can it really be called a spinoff? it’s just kh in a different format#i’m talking like a game in which the objective is something totally different.#racing game or cooking game or fighting game or (another) rhythm game#ace attorney style detective game. dancing game. dude i don’t know#there are so many different flavors they could go with here#alas nomura is allergic to genuine whimsy which is hilarious given that this is a disney series#like he apparently was like ‘ohhh should we really let sora in smash? would it make sense in the story?’#my brother in christ surely we’re not supposed to interpret this as canon to kh right? right????#i guess it’s just that the kh franchise has a very specific pristine vibe he wants to maintain#which is disney shenanigans as a seasoning on top of a main dish of Stone Cold Serious Anime Plot#kingdom hearts#kh#mine: kh
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if u asked him to put it on he would. only because he loves u so much and knows how happy u would be <3
#my art#bg3 gale#bg3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3 gale#baldur's gate 3#I PUT GRAY IN HIS HAIR BC ITS HOT#IDC WHATS CANON OR NOT#ok but like? smash#SJKHSDJFD AHHAAH#gods i would let him read me a bed time story then kiss my forehead gn#omg i love him i would die for him#hes so soft and so anxious!!!!! like omg i cant believe im wearing this but.. u like it??#skjfdd#he is a people pleaser
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more fid / bill slop
#fiddleford mcgucket#bill cipher#fiddlebill#billford i guess implied WHATEVER.#gravity falls#artfart#none of this means anything am just having fun smashing them together like dolls. i dont think they would speak to each other#i think one of them would attack the other one with a screwdriver
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The Cage - Chapter Three
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New pals drags deadbeat moms and discusses video games. That's it you don't need to read past the first two panels, don't worry about it.
#nightcrawler#x men evolution#kurt wagner#xmen morph#the cage fan comic#I put in a lot of thought into which character everyone would choose in super smash bros#a little disappointing to realize that yes - Kurt would pick Link - and also absolutely suck at it.
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So I’m writing an English research paper on British authors and I chose you (Neil Gaiman) because I love your work (and you’re just awesome in general). My teacher seemed so excited when I told her I could probably get information from your various social media accounts, and potentially get a message back with maybe a random fact about yourself. Can you prove me right by responding? Please and thank you! Have a lovely day!
Hullo, I'm afraid Neil Gaiman doesn't have any social media.
A random fact? I think the best smashed avocado on toast anywhere in the whole world is served at Archie's All Day in Melbourne, Australia. If I could, I would send everyone who has ever sold avocado toast anywhere in the world to Archie's All Day to discover how good it can be and to reflect on how they could improve upon what they provide the world and how good it can be.
#I would like to be the Archie's All Day Smashed avocado on toast of literature#Or just write a decent sentence
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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut
What a mess
#fop nature au#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop#dale dimmadome#Flowers OC#candy gore#gore#blood#body horror#this really is a mess on so many levels#I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up#everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain#And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now#Not exactly easy to explain away#Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol#Im sure he'll be fine#This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it#Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline#which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO#Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup#Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time#that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing#Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished#He's gonna have to get metal implants#You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch#He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite#Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks
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— I’m not the child you knew.
— No. That child would see you and run.
#this quote is from blue eyed samurai and y’all need to watch it fr#also!! I just thought it was a cool quote!! I think tiny Jason would try to fight his 6’4 angry self to the death#he’s got Mountain Dew running in his veins and the anger of a 12 yr old gamer who keeps getting anihilated at super smash brothers#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#jason todd#red hood#batfamily
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Kaori Sakamoto (JPN): All That Jazz | 2024 NHK Trophy, FS
as expected, queen behavior only 👑
#figure skating#kaori sakamoto#nhk trophy 2024#fskateedit#my gifs#she is the most unserious queen ever#how is she so funny and confident#I need that energy#it's slowed down in the gif but that opening 2A went whoosh and that was when I knew this skate would smash
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A touch jet-lagged.
#me#gay#Barcelona was wonderful 10/10 would go again#Dean and I would fully smash half the population everyone is so pretty there!
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Suptober - Day 13 | Monster Mash
#IT WAS A GRAVE YARD SMASH#suptober24#destiel#dean Winchester#castiel#wiggleart#spnfanart#I was going to draw more#monsters but they are friends with all types of monsters so it would be weird lol#but also I liked the graveyard smash line#so I’m like let’s party with some ghosts#I was going to have a scooby doo chase scene but I wanted a party dang it
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swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks
(I gave Silver one too :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#white rabbit festival#me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part#characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :)#me: oh god#jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments#like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch#deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression#SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!#and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious.#you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me#though we all know the real highlight#the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname#2) he almost certainly gave it to himself#3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol#epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look#deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about#also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean#deuce: i challenge you to a children's game#black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept#meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts#we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll#so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event#anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible!#whoops!
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Imma just leave this here while @runningwithscizzorz is goin after xmajordumps with a kori shaped bat. dont mind me.
#goat draws#Cult of the lamb#Cotl#Narinder#Lamb#listeN. I REALLY LOVE BIG CAT NARI OK#and lbr.#lamb would stare at him yawning an go 'smash'#-skitters away across the ceiling-#narilamb#others designs
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Vampire Mercedes lore doodles (and vampire Lorenz bullying)
#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo#these were stewing on twit for a bit cuz I had other doodles I wanted to doodle#BUT ALAS even doodles take time and energy. maybe in 3-4 months from now#2023 art#fe3h#mercedes von martritz#Lorenz Hellmen Gloucester#in this AU mercedes can go outside and enter rooms and stuff she just cannot see her reflection#lorenz cannot eat certain things but otherwise hes good to go#well that and the blood drinking stuff#i can't write fics but i would like everyone to imagine in their head the comedy hijinks of Ingrid Felix and Ashe trying to hunt a vampire#while Mercie Annie and Sylvain are like woah vampire?? so weeeeird#Annie knocking over and smashing things into every mirror while mercie stands there like#'you could have also just put a sheet on it...?“#meanwhile Dimitri is fighting his own demons he has no idea what's going on communication is dead just like his dad#Lorenz going on a lore dump about Gloucester's history w vampires#hilda rolls her eyes but when she looks over at Claude he's furiously taking notes the absolute nerd
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