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gravityfallsweirdgirl · 3 years ago

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Teen justice- robin meets speedy

Featuring: finn wolfhard and dylan jack grazer

It was another gloomy day at Gotham, in Wayne mansion, dick was still trying to cope with loneness, but how can he when everyday he goes home in a empty house with no one to talk to, he missed it was just him Bruce and Barbara. Before she was chosen and now he has to spend the rest of his days home alone.

Bruce: DICK

Or so he thought

He goes downstairs to see Bruce siting reading the newspaper, he gets up to greet dick.

Bruce: hey dick

Dick: whats up bruce

Bruce: I have noticed how lonely you been and sometimes I forget how big this place can be

Dick: really (he crosses his arms)

Bruce: so me and Oliver that it would be a great time for you to meet his son

Dick(surprised): what?

Ding,dong

Bruce: that must be them already

They went to answer the door

Dick: I don't want to be friends with another billionaire kid, last time you got to be friends with another kid like that, he tried to kill me.

Bruce: (bends down to him) well try to get along with him ok, (he gets up) also later your going to meet green arrow's sidekick

Dick: oh great, another kid you want robin to be friends with

Bruce: in sure you and him, will get along fine

He opens the door to see Oliver

Bruce: hey Oliver

Oliver: evening Bruce

He looks down to see dick

Oliver: kid

He waves at him

Oliver: this is my son Roy

He moves to reveal, a orange hair kid, that looks like dick's age, he had a orange t-shirt, orange sneakers, a orange baseball cap, and glasses.

He was playing on a video game console, when he looked up at dick.

Oliver: Roy (he pushes him gently inside) this is dick

All he did was stare at dick no saying anything, both boys just stared at each other. Bruce bend down to dick.

Bruce: don't be shy say hi

Dick: hey

Roy: hi

Bruce: ok so why do you and Roy come inside

Oliver: ok as they walked inside

Bruce grabbed dick's should

Bruce: I want you to talk to him

Oliver did the same thing with his kid

Dick: what? But

Roy: I barely know him

Oliver: just

Bruce: try to be friendly with him

Both sat on the couch separated from each other, Bruce and Oliver went down in the bat cave to discuss some business.

Oliver: so while the boys try to get to know each other, why don't you tell me what's the big emergency.

Bruce: (going through the bat computer) last night there was robbery, He pulls out a video of the robbery, it showed a the thief was Donning a costume resembling of a Musketeer, he has a sword and stole a bag of jewels, but Oliver got a closer look and recognized him.

Oliver: cavalier

Bruce: who

Oliver: Mortimer Drake a.k.a the cavalier he's a Theft, Swordsmanship, and Marksmanship in star city.

Bruce: if he's from star city what's he doing in Gotham

Oliver: I don't know, but I do know that he's going back to Iron Heights prison

Bruce: well I tracked his next move and I think I know where he's heading next

Oliver: how'd you did you

Bruce: I'm the Batman, anyway his next target is the bank, we can go right now and catch him

Oliver: alright, but what about the boys

Bruce: let them, try to bond with each other

They walk upstairs

Oliver: why are you doing this again

Bruce: case i don't want dick to grow up having no friends

Oliver: well I guess Roy could use a buddy of his own

When they came up, they still saw the boys still away from each other, they had an idea, they walked up behind the boys, placing their hand on their shoulder and push them closer to each other.

Oliver: so hows things with your company

Bruce: great

Still pushing them together, the boys hesitate until they were final, next to each other, as their shoulders touch, they looked at each other and quickly looked away.

Bruce/Oliver: chuckles

Bruce: well, I guess we should be going now

Roy/dick: huh?

Oliver: yeah

Bruce: Alfred, keep an eye on the boys we'll be right back

Alfred: yes sir (he nods)

Dick begins to panic and rushes to him, Oliver's kid grabs his arm

Roy/dick: you can't leave me here with him

Oliver: you will be fine

Bruce: just try to get him to... show your video game

Dick/Roy: (sighs) ok fine

Bruce(whispers): and remember later you going to meet green arrow's sidekick

Dick: we're still not gonna like each other

Bruce: at least try to get along with him

As they left, dick was stuck with Oliver's son

As the dark knight and archer were on patrol looking for cavalier, in arrow's ship, they final arrived at the bank, they got inside only to get ambush.

Meanwhile back at Wayne manor, dick was trying to avoid making eye contact with Oliver's son, then Alfred came in

Alfred: you know master Richard, master Bruce had a hard time making friends too,

He looked at him then back at Roy

Alfred: why don't talk to him about something

Just then the alarm ranged in his phone, he took it out and it was the bat signal

Batman is in trouble

Dick: sorry Alfred but the Batman needs me, I'm just going to have to make friends another day

He runs a different direction

Dick: keep our guest busy

Alfred: (sigh) very well master dick

But at the same time, their guest disappeared

Back with Batman and green arrow, they woke up tied to each other, then they heard someone laughing.

Cavalier: (evil chuckles) well,well if isn't my old chum green arrow and his accomplice Batman

At of the shadow, cavalier walk in on them.

Green arrow: cavalier, what do you want

Cavalier: to rob every store in this city

Green arrow: you won't get away with this

Cavalier: oh contrary I already have archer

Batman: our sidekicks will stop you

Cavalier: (chuckles) oh we'll see about that

Robin was swinging from rooftop to building, he pulls out his phone

Robin: Batman, hang on I'm on my wa-

Thuds

Just then like a quick flash, he bumps into someone

Robin: Ah ow, watch were your going

As robin and the mysterious stranger fall down on the ground as he gets up he sees a kid his age in a Robin Hood costume but it was red suit, yellow gloves and boots, and has a yellow hat instead of a hood, with a red bow.

Speedy: sorry I-

Both boys looked at each other

Robin: how are you

Speedy: I'm speedy

He looks at robin

Speedy: who are you, a circus performer

Robin: I'm robin

Speedy: robin? The boy wonder

Robin: yeah!

Speedy: my mentor, told me I was going to meet you

Robin: mines too

Just then they heard an alarm go on.

Rrrriiiinnnngggg

it was cavalier, he just robbed another jewelry store, both heroes, looked at each other then at him, then they raced after him, when speedy pulled out his arrow, tripped over on his feet and fell on robin as he pulled out his robinrangs. They both fell into a lake. They got up and saw cavalier got away.

Robin: ugh, thanks a lot he got away

Speedy: sorry

They both ran after him, robin threw his robinrangs on his arm, as he gets ready to cuff him, speedy throws his arrow at him, it cuts him loosefrom the robinrangs.

As he escapes, robin stares upset at speedy as he smiles shyly

And they both ran again only to get knocked out by one of count vertigo's men. They were sent flying into a dumpster

Back with Batman and green arrow, caviar had them tied up in a warehouse, he puts a bomb in front of them.

Cavalier: sorry I cannot stay and enjoy the fireworks,

He turns the bomb on

Cavalier: but I have a boat to catch

He carries a bag of jewels and money over his back and heads to the boat, at the port where count vertigo awaits for him. He throws the bags on the boat.

Vertigo: did you did the job

Cavalier: (he does a curtsy And takes his hat off) yes my good sir, it wasn't easy but I did have a few obstacles

Vertigo: obstacles?

Cavalier: speedy and his new friend

Vertigo: new friend? Describe him

Cavalier: black hair, looked like he was in a circus, wore red and green and he threw some kind of range at me.

Vertigo: you fool! That was Batman's sidekick robin

Cavalier: oh relax, he's just a sidekick, he's no worse then his partner

Vertigo: that's the same thing you said about speedy

Cavalier: (he pulls out his sword) just get the boat ready ok, the bomb is about ready to go off

Robin and speedy looked down at them, he looks through the binoculars and puts them down.

Robin: cavalier and count vertigo have our mentors in that warehouse, and their about to be blown to pieces.

Speedy: huh

Robin: (sigh) look I know you don't like me and I probably won't like you

Speedy: I never said that

Robin: but if we're going to say our partners, we're going to have work together

He puts his hand out to him

Robin: truce

Speedy: (he shakes it) truce

He shoots a line out for them with his robinrang, they slide on it, but then count vertigo's henchmen cut the wire and they both fell down, speedy shot his arrow and grabbed robin's arm, he swung themselves to safety.

Robin: thanks

Speedy: no problem (he tips his hat)

They looked around to see, they were surrounded by count vertigo's men, robin pulls out his staff and attacks the men on the right as speedy hits the one on the left with his bow.

Back at the warehouse, Batman pulls out a knife from his utility belt and cuts the rope, they escape and throw the bomb in the ocean, and head to the boat.

Batman: I'll get count vertigo, you take cavalier

Green arrow: aw, but I wanted to take down count vertigo

Batman jumps on count vertigo, as green arrow hits cavalier with his arrows

Back with robin and speedy, both of their weapons with taken away, their was too many of them, as they were being surrounded they were back against each other, as their backs touch each other, they looked at each other they soon got the same idea, they locked each other's arms and robin gets speedy a lift, and he starts kicking the henchmen down as he spins them around, then they switch, then speedy throws robin in air and punches more henchmen as robin lands on henchmen, he twist and kicks two more that we're charging his way, one by one as a team, they took down each henchmen. Then when lands on the ground he didn't see the henchmen man that was coming towards him, speedy hits him down with his punching arrow. Robin saw

Robin: thanks

Speedy smiled at him, but ducked when he saw robin punching him, but only to see that another henchmen was going to attack him behind his back.

They looked gladly at each other as speedy hands him his staff

Robin: thanks now let's go

Back with Batman, he punches count vertigo down as green arrow shoots his netting arrow at cavalier, but neither one of their strategies work, so they tried for a new tactic, when speedy and robin came in work together, speedy bend down for robin, as he ran and step on his back and jumped and kicked count vertigo, speedy shoots arrow at cavalier's sword causing it to fall In the ocean, he rans off, green arrow tries to go after him. Speedy stops him, robin goes after him.

Speedy: we take care of cavalier, you and Batman deal with count vertigo

Green arrow gives him a nod as he runs to count vertigo, speedy goes help robin.

Green arrow and Batman, punch him but he ducks, and they each punch each other, arrow tres kicking him, but he jumps then Batman steps on his cape, as the struggles to pull it away from him, he lets it go and he stumbles backwards almost falling off, he runs to receive a punch from Batman and green arrow at the same time, he falls in the water.

With robin and speedy as they see cavalier getting away, they stop and looked at each other, getting another idea, speedy pulls out his bow and robin grabs on it, he swings him around and around and throws him in the air. And robin kicks him down.

Cavalier: aww oh

Speedy walks over to robin, and they both smiled at each other

After they arrested cavalier and count vertigo and sent them back to star city, they headed back to the bat cave where robin and speedy were already bonding.

Speedy/robin: (chuckles)

Speedy: ok now I know why you're called robin, did you see how you flew in the air and knocked out cavalier

Robin: that was nothing, I mean you and that bow, (chuckles) now that was something

He pulls the bow out

Speedy: oh this old thing yeah it was nothing

Robin: it was more then nothing, you saved me with that thing

Speedy: well you kinda saved me too

Robin: I see why they called you speedy

Robin/speedy: (laughing)

Green arrow: well it looks like they got along fine

Robin/speedy: yeah

Batman: you too, would make great friends

They stared at each other

Batman: maybe you two, could see your identities, since you will be working together

They smiled in agreement

Robin/speedy: yeah (excitement)

They both removed their masked at the same time and speedy took off his hat, and were shocked to see who they were.

Dick/Roy: (gasp)

Dick: Oliver's kid is speedy

Roy: Robin is mr. Wayne's son

They look at their mentors then back at each other

They begin to laugh

Roy/dick: (chuckles)

Dick: well at least we got to know each other

Roy: yeah

Dick: we make a pretty great team

Roy: yep

They high-five each other

Roy: you know dick you make a great hero

Dick: I could say the same to you

Roy: I guess this mean we'll be seeing each other a lot

Dick: you know Roy (he grabs him by the shoulder) I think this is a start of a beautiful friendship

He smiles at him

Green arrow: I think we just created a terrible friendship

Batman: at least they got along

The very next day, Oliver and speedy were getting ready to leave, the boys were disappointed

Dick: do you guys really have to go

Roy: I don't wanna leave either dick but Oliver wants us to go home

Dick: well maybe you don't have to go you could spend the night

Roy: (gasp) please can I

Oliver: sorry Roy maybe another time

Roy: aw, Sorry

Dick: it's ok here

He gives roy his phone number

Dick: if you ever wanna hangout just call me anytime

Roy: sure here

He gives dick his

Roy: call me if you ever get lonely and I'll be there if promise or if you're in any trouble I'll promise I will be there

As the car drives off, they still talked

Dick: and your welcome to Wayne manor anytime

Roy: your welcome to too, at our mansion, I PROMISE I'll VISIT

Dick: PALS FOREVER

Roy: PALS FOREVER

He watches as the car leaves Wayne manor gates, For the first time ever, dick made a new friend and he won't have to cope with loneliness.

One day he'll meet the others

#speedy #robin #the Batman2004

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nickmpreg · 7 years ago

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tag game

tagged by: @shewasthewind (you stinky lil snake)

Lasts

1. drink - water

2. phone call - therapist’s office

3. text message - a friend

4. song you listened to - waving through a window

5. time you cried - hhhheeuhh like when my friend told me i wouldn’t have cared if she killed herself

Ever

6. dated someone twice? - yes unfortunately

7. kissed someone and regretted it - nope

8. been cheated on - yup

9. lost someone special - y u p

10. been depressed - was diagnosed with it in 2016, i’ve been getting better at managing it since then

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - i don’t drink,,

Favorite colors

12. orange

13. very light purple

14. pastel yellow

In the last year have you-

15. made new friends - yuppers, jess and roger

16. fallen out of love - not sure

17. laughed until you cried - yes,,

18. found out someone was talking about you - yeah i did, they were being a homophobic ass and i started laughing rlly hard

19. met someone who changed you - uh yes,, i met 2 new people who actually made me feel confident about my sexuality

20. found out your friends are - not the best emotional support

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - i don’t have fb

General

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - dont have it

23. do you have any pets - yep!! i have a boxer named roxeanne and 3 cats

24. do you want to change your name - i’d like to legally change my name to kari but i don’t look like a kari lol

25. what did you do for your last birthday - invited a friend over and we laughed at old yearbook photos

26. what time did you wake up today - 11am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - making fun of my sister for making pancakes at 12 in the morning

28. what is something you can’t wait for - my official change to catholic school

29. when was the last time you saw your mom - right now,, she just walked in the door

30. what are you listening to right now - my mom and sister put groceries down

31. have you ever talked to a person named Tom - yes,, i talk to him almost everyday,,, he’s called my dad

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - the fact that my wrist was sprained for 2 days and now it doesn’t hurt and i don’t know why it was sprained in the first place

33. most visited website- youtube, deviantart (always have it open) and tumblr

34. hair color - like a dark brown with some light parts

35. long or short hair - it goes to my shoulders so long i guess

36. do you have a crush on someone - thought i did but i dont even know

37. what do you like about yourself - my double jointed arms,, they fun to freak people out with

do you want any piercings - eh not rlly

39. blood type- do you think i know that

40. nicknames - snake, rat, bitch, slut (all brought to you by @beepbeepbitchesarecrazy )

41. relationships status - sad and alone

42. zodiac - sagittarius

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - stranger things, old spongebob episodes mostly, and documentary now

45. right or left handed - right

46. ever had surgery - no and i’d be too scared to get it

47. tattoos- i want one but i dont have any

48. piercings- none

49. sport - i did softball for like 2 years do that count

50. vacation- i wanna go back to nyc

51. trainers- nvjjdvjnn

More general

52. eating - i had 3 pancakes this morning,,

53. drinking - i was drinking water but now i need more

54. I’m about to watch - nothing bc im reading

55. waiting for - america to get nuked already

56. want - to have a pretzel

57. get married - i’d like to get married but im not too sure

58. career - meteorology or animation, either one works

Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses - hugs

60. Lips or eyes - eyes

61. Shorter or taller - why can’t they be my height???

62. Younger or older - older, i feel weird liking someone younger,, maybe if they’re like a few months younger i’d like them but idk

63. Nice arms or stomach - idk

64. Hookup or relationship - relationship

65. Trouble maker or relationship - trouble maker gnndsjjd

Have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - nope

67. drank hard liquor - no but i did drink wine once and i literally spat it out

68. lost glasses - thought i did, but they were on my shirt

69. turned someone down - i guess

70. has sex on the first date - i’ve never had sex oops

71. broken someones heart - i dont even know bc the dick said that a lot but would always say he was lying afterwards

72. has your heart broken - yeet

73. cried when someone died - yeah

74. fallen for a friend - i dont even know bro

75. been arrested - no??

Do you believe in

76. yourself - i guess

77. marcels - i dont know what that is truthfully

78. love at first sight - nah

79. Santa claus - n o

80. a kiss on a first date - sure

81. angels - nope //am an atheist,, kinda ironic how i’m going to catholic school right??

Other

82. best friends name (s) - jess, roger, sometimes sidney but she a lil brat

83. eye color - brown

84. favorite movie - IT, book of henry, and incredibles 2 if i could see it thx

85. favorite actor - jack dylan grazer, finn wolfhard, and jaeden (basically everyone involved with it and stranger things tbh)

tags: @peachywise @20gayteeneds @thetheatregal @blacklodgebeautyqueen @itchytoaster @beepbeepbitchesarecrazy //i just chose the first few tags

#get to know me #yeet #my hands hurt

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thebatmanstrikesreturns2004 · 3 years ago

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Robin meets speedy

Featuring: finn wolfhard and dylan jack grazer

Bruce: DICK

Or so he thought

He goes downstairs to see Bruce siting reading the newspaper, he gets up to greet dick.

Bruce: hey dick

Dick: whats up bruce

Bruce: I have noticed how lonely you been and sometimes I forget how big this place can be

Dick: really (he crosses his arms)

Bruce: so me and Oliver that it would be a great time for you to meet his son

Dick(surprised): what?

Ding,dong

Bruce: that must be them already

They went to answer the door

Dick: I don't want to be friends with another billionaire kid, last time you got to be friends with another kid like that, he tried to kill me.

Bruce: (bends down to him) well try to get along with him ok, (he gets up) also later your going to meet green arrow's sidekick

Dick: oh great, another kid you want robin to be friends with

Bruce: in sure you and him, will get along fine

He opens the door to see Oliver

Bruce: hey Oliver

Oliver: evening Bruce

He looks down to see dick

Oliver: kid

He waves at him

Oliver: this is my son Roy

He moves to reveal, a orange hair kid, that looks like dick's age, he had a orange t-shirt, orange sneakers, a orange baseball cap, and glasses.

He was playing on a video game console, when he looked up at dick.

Oliver: Roy (he pushes him gently inside) this is dick

All he did was stare at dick no saying anything, both boys just stared at each other. Bruce bend down to dick.

Bruce: don't be shy say hi

Dick: hey

Roy: hi

Bruce: ok so why do you and Roy come inside

Oliver: ok as they walked inside

Bruce grabbed dick's should

Bruce: I want you to talk to him

Oliver did the same thing with his kid

Dick: what? But

Roy: I barely know him

Oliver: just

Bruce: try to be friendly with him

Both sat on the couch separated from each other, Bruce and Oliver went down in the bat cave to discuss some business.

Oliver: so while the boys try to get to know each other, why don't you tell me what's the big emergency.

Oliver: cavalier

Bruce: who

Oliver: Mortimer Drake a.k.a the cavalier he's a Theft, Swordsmanship, and Marksmanship in star city.

Bruce: if he's from star city what's he doing in Gotham

Oliver: I don't know, but I do know that he's going back to Iron Heights prison

Bruce: well I tracked his next move and I think I know where he's heading next

Oliver: how'd you did you

Bruce: I'm the Batman, anyway his next target is the bank, we can go right now and catch him

Oliver: alright, but what about the boys

Bruce: let them, try to bond with each other

They walk upstairs

Oliver: why are you doing this again

Bruce: case i don't want dick to grow up having no friends

Oliver: well I guess Roy could use a buddy of his own

When they came up, they still saw the boys still away from each other, they had an idea, they walked up behind the boys, placing their hand on their shoulder and push them closer to each other.

Oliver: so hows things with your company

Bruce: great

Still pushing them together, the boys hesitate until they were final, next to each other, as their shoulders touch, they looked at each other and quickly looked away.

Bruce/Oliver: chuckles

Bruce: well, I guess we should be going now

Roy/dick: huh?

Oliver: yeah

Bruce: Alfred, keep an eye on the boys we'll be right back

Alfred: yes sir (he nods)

Dick begins to panic and rushes to him, Oliver's kid grabs his arm

Roy/dick: you can't leave me here with him

Oliver: you will be fine

Bruce: just try to get him to... show your video game

Dick/Roy: (sighs) ok fine

Bruce(whispers): and remember later you going to meet green arrow's sidekick

Dick: we're still not gonna like each other

Bruce: at least try to get along with him

As they left, dick was stuck with Oliver's son

As the dark knight and archer were on patrol looking for cavalier, in arrow's ship, they final arrived at the bank, they got inside only to get ambush.

Meanwhile back at Wayne manor, dick was trying to avoid making eye contact with Oliver's son, then Alfred came in

Alfred: you know master Richard, master Bruce had a hard time making friends too,

He looked at him then back at Roy

Alfred: why don't talk to him about something

Just then the alarm ranged in his phone, he took it out and it was the bat signal

Batman is in trouble

Dick: sorry Alfred but the Batman needs me, I'm just going to have to make friends another day

He runs a different direction

Dick: keep our guest busy

Alfred: (sigh) very well master dick

But at the same time, their guest disappeared

Back with Batman and green arrow, they woke up tied to each other, then they heard someone laughing.

Cavalier: (evil chuckles) well,well if isn't my old chum green arrow and his accomplice Batman

At of the shadow, cavalier walk in on them.

Green arrow: cavalier, what do you want

Cavalier: to rob every store in this city

Green arrow: you won't get away with this

Cavalier: oh contrary I already have archer

Batman: our sidekicks will stop you

Cavalier: (chuckles) oh we'll see about that

Robin was swinging from rooftop to building, he pulls out his phone

Robin: Batman, hang on I'm on my wa-

Thuds

Just then like a quick flash, he bumps into someone

Robin: Ah ow, watch were your going

Speedy: sorry I-

Both boys looked at each other

Robin: how are you

Speedy: I'm speedy

He looks at robin

Speedy: who are you, a circus performer

Robin: I'm robin

Speedy: robin? The boy wonder

Robin: yeah!

Speedy: my mentor, told me I was going to meet you

Robin: mines too

Just then they heard an alarm go on.

Rrrriiiinnnngggg

Robin: ugh, thanks a lot he got away

Speedy: sorry

They both ran after him, robin threw his robinrangs on his arm, as he gets ready to cuff him, speedy throws his arrow at him, it cuts him loosefrom the robinrangs.

As he escapes, robin stares upset at speedy as he smiles shyly

And they both ran again only to get knocked out by one of count vertigo's men. They were sent flying into a dumpster

Back with Batman and green arrow, caviar had them tied up in a warehouse, he puts a bomb in front of them.

Cavalier: sorry I cannot stay and enjoy the fireworks,

He turns the bomb on

Cavalier: but I have a boat to catch

He carries a bag of jewels and money over his back and heads to the boat, at the port where count vertigo awaits for him. He throws the bags on the boat.

Vertigo: did you did the job

Cavalier: (he does a curtsy And takes his hat off) yes my good sir, it wasn't easy but I did have a few obstacles

Vertigo: obstacles?

Cavalier: speedy and his new friend

Vertigo: new friend? Describe him

Cavalier: black hair, looked like he was in a circus, wore red and green and he threw some kind of range at me.

Vertigo: you fool! That was Batman's sidekick robin

Cavalier: oh relax, he's just a sidekick, he's no worse then his partner

Vertigo: that's the same thing you said about speedy

Cavalier: (he pulls out his sword) just get the boat ready ok, the bomb is about ready to go off

Robin and speedy looked down at them, he looks through the binoculars and puts them down.

Robin: cavalier and count vertigo have our mentors in that warehouse, and their about to be blown to pieces.

Speedy: huh

Robin: (sigh) look I know you don't like me and I probably won't like you

Speedy: I never said that

Robin: but if we're going to say our partners, we're going to have work together

He puts his hand out to him

Robin: truce

Speedy: (he shakes it) truce

Robin: thanks

Speedy: no problem (he tips his hat)

They looked around to see, they were surrounded by count vertigo's men, robin pulls out his staff and attacks the men on the right as speedy hits the one on the left with his bow.

Back at the warehouse, Batman pulls out a knife from his utility belt and cuts the rope, they escape and throw the bomb in the ocean, and head to the boat.

Batman: I'll get count vertigo, you take cavalier

Green arrow: aw, but I wanted to take down count vertigo

Batman jumps on count vertigo, as green arrow hits cavalier with his arrows

Robin: thanks

Speedy smiled at him, but ducked when he saw robin punching him, but only to see that another henchmen was going to attack him behind his back.

They looked gladly at each other as speedy hands him his staff

Robin: thanks now let's go

Speedy: we take care of cavalier, you and Batman deal with count vertigo

Green arrow gives him a nod as he runs to count vertigo, speedy goes help robin.

Cavalier: aww oh

Speedy walks over to robin, and they both smiled at each other

After they arrested cavalier and count vertigo and sent them back to star city, they headed back to the bat cave where robin and speedy were already bonding.

Speedy/robin: (chuckles)

Speedy: ok now I know why you're called robin, did you see how you flew in the air and knocked out cavalier

Robin: that was nothing, I mean you and that bow, (chuckles) now that was something

He pulls the bow out

Speedy: oh this old thing yeah it was nothing

Robin: it was more then nothing, you saved me with that thing

Speedy: well you kinda saved me too

Robin: I see why they called you speedy

Robin/speedy: (laughing)

Green arrow: well it looks like they got along fine

Robin/speedy: yeah

Batman: you too, would make great friends

They stared at each other

Batman: maybe you two, could see your identities, since you will be working together

They smiled in agreement

Robin/speedy: yeah (excitement)

They both removed their masked at the same time and speedy took off his hat, and were shocked to see who they were.

Dick/Roy: (gasp)

Dick: Oliver's kid is speedy

Roy: Robin is mr. Wayne's son

They look at their mentors then back at each other

They begin to laugh

Roy/dick: (chuckles)

Dick: well at least we got to know each other

Roy: yeah

Dick: we make a pretty great team

Roy: yep

They high-five each other

Roy: you know dick you make a great hero

Dick: I could say the same to you

Roy: I guess this mean we'll be seeing each other a lot

Dick: you know Roy (he grabs him by the shoulder) I think this is a start of a beautiful friendship

He smiles at him

Green arrow: I think we just created a terrible friendship

Batman: at least they got along

The very next day, Oliver and speedy were getting ready to leave, the boys were disappointed

Dick: do you guys really have to go

Roy: I don't wanna leave either dick but Oliver wants us to go home

Dick: well maybe you don't have to go you could spend the night

Roy: (gasp) please can I

Oliver: sorry Roy maybe another time

Roy: aw, Sorry

Dick: it's ok here

He gives roy his phone number

Dick: if you ever wanna hangout just call me anytime

Roy: sure here

He gives dick his

Roy: call me if you ever get lonely and I'll be there if promise or if you're in any trouble I'll promise I will be there

As the car drives off, they still talked

Dick: and your welcome to Wayne manor anytime

Roy: your welcome to too, at our mansion, I PROMISE I'll VISIT

Dick: PALS FOREVER

Roy: PALS FOREVER

He watches as the car leaves Wayne manor gates, For the first time ever, dick made a new friend and he won't have to cope with loneliness.

One day he'll meet the others

#the batman

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IT (2017): For a movie with a clown, it was pretty funny.

Hello everyone! I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted a movie review (about 4 months, it seems), but I’ve been a little busy with trying to balance everything that the adult life brings. Speaking of which, let’s discuss a little movie that tackles the issue of growing up and facing your fears.

IT, a movie that I hate the title of, is a horror movie directed by Andres Muschietti that is based on a book by Corgi-owner Stephen King. If you don’t know who Andres Muschietti is, then you’re a-okay because this is literally one of two films that he has ever directed. If you don’t know who Stephen King is, chances are you’re living under a rock or forgot his name. Why am I pointing these out? Because these are two of the only things of significance for this film. This movie really brings absolutely nothing new to the horror genre, nor does it bring anything significant to film-making in general. The only impressive part about it is the fact that they apparently strapped a GoPro to Pennywise’s head and had him run forward to make it seem like he’s “popping out” at you.

It’s just not scary. Anytime it tries to be, it falls flat. The dead jump-scare horse is beaten further by this movie. Now I’ve seen some people ranting online about their experience at their local theater watching this film. I was specifically surprised at a post on Reddit. I don’t think it’s wrong to find this movie laughable. For the most part there was only about two parts that caused me to recoil back into my seat. That’s two parts out of a 2.5 hour long movie. That’s not good for a film that’s trying to be scary. Plus, anytime it does try to be scary, most of those parts come off as funny. Clowns are funny. There’s a scene I’m sure most people have seen through trailers online where Pennywise pops out of a projector screen. It was supposed to be scary. They really tried to make it freaky. However, it falls flat on it’s face and just becomes really hilarious. Wouldn’t you laugh if you saw a clown crawling on all fours running towards you with little bells ringing?

But I’m not trying to seem hard-as-nails here. I honestly think this movie doesn’t do well spook-wise. It constantly builds this fake tension only to either cut away from the scene, or to actually have a predictable jump-scare. I think one of the main reasons that this doesn’t work is the movie fails to have the proper music or stings needed to really make these jump-scares pack a punch. Usually a horror film will have the typical silent-moment with a loud sound occurring when something spooky is supposed to happen. IT doesn’t really do that. In fact, it almost always does the opposite. It always has weird music playing in the background of the scary scenes, and constantly relies on “scary clown music”.

Moving on from that, before I start ranting about my disdain for jump-scares more, I’d like to talk about the acting. This movie’s cast is comprised mostly of child actors. Needless to say they all give pretty good performances, especially considering the script they were handed. I mean, how many kids do you know that would say they’d like to star in a movie about a scary clown trying to murder them and kill all their friends? They put on a good show. The only part I didn’t like is Richie. Finn Wolfhard is a good actor, especially in Stranger Things. But it seems like he was just given this part because he could say “Fuck” better than everyone else. The jokes from him also fall flat. It’s constant “your mom” jokes, and dick jokes. Something that a kid his age would find funny, but something I just find annoying. That makes me sound like a cynical old man, I know, but you go back and watch the movie a second time and tell me you don’t just want to tell him to shut up. Every scene with him is interrupted by some sort of quip. Even the end fight has him making jokes. It’s like they put a 15 year-old Deadpool in the movie. It’s just annoying.

The movie also just goes on for far too long. At times where you think there’s going to be some sort of conclusion to the path the film has had you travelling on, it quickly makes a sharp turn into something else. It’s non-stop. The “scary parts” are even padded out. It goes back and forth between some sort of character-building or a scene of relevance, only to have to the clown show up and be his doofy psycho self for a few minutes. It’s endless. On my first viewing I kept turning to one of my good friends and saying “When will this end?!”. 2.5 hours is just too long for a movie like this. Even if it’s been adapted from a terribly long book. I just don’t care. No movie should be this long unless it’s Star Wars.

Lastly I’d like to discuss why I think this movie is getting all the praise it has. This information is mainly coming from other reviews I’ve read, and from what my friends and coworkers have told me. I feel like this movie is only receiving favorable reviews because it’s better than the original. The 1990 version is pretty terrible. Most people can agree on that. Pennywise just comes off as a doofy clown trying to troll the kids, not a freaky demon that is trying to murder them (like in this version). It’s bad, real bad. But this film makes up for it. It improves on almost every aspect of the original, and even sticks close to the book (from what I’ve been told). But does that make it a good movie? Should we judge something based on something by the fact that it is indeed just a rehash of material from a book, or an older movie? That’s always how these types of films are looked at. No one has ever looked at Hunger Games face-value. They’ve only ever really compared them to the books. Same with Harry Potter. I feel like if people took off their fandom glasses, they’d see a flawed film. Not just something that’s “not as good as the book”, but something that is purely just not that good.

Most people I’ve talked about this movie with have done nothing but mention the book, or the original movie. I went in for a second viewing with none of that in mind, just to try and get some sort of point for this review. As my readers may know, I try to have a point to these. My Pirates 5 review was nothing but a big complaint about sequels and reboots in modern Hollywood. However, I can’t really think of a main point for this review. IT has left me at a loss for words. All I can say is it’s simply not good. It beats the 90s version, and is apparently close enough to the book that it makes it bearable for King fans. But if you’re looking for a good movie, you won’t find it here. If you’re looking for a proper terrifying flick, try watching something else. If you’re afraid of clowns and looking to overcome your fear, I’d suggest speaking to your psychologist before seeing this. But on top of it all, I don’t believe IT is a good movie.

I give IT (2017) a 6/10. +5 points for good acting, +1 point for making me laugh. The rest is all taken off due to the fact that I’m a cynical old man who needs to go get eaten by a clown. Screw me amirite?

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