#i work in the art dept so idk where they would be but probs history or something in the humanities

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a terror academia au has come to me in an insane vision (based off of my experience at elite research uni)

- crozier is going for tenure. its his second time. he hates the dept and franklin is chair this year (its not going well)

- the liuets r dif grad students. little is rethinking this whole grad school thing and probs would he happier in an mfa or something. irving came straight out of undergrad from a small liberal arts college and is having a bad time with unresolved issues. george is just happy to be there

- fitzjames is either a double ivy OR a double alum of their public uni. i dont know which is worse.

- le vesconte is fullbright. makes sure everyone Knows.

- jopson is a postbac w a non traditional undergrad path (not graduating @ 22) and is on the fence about grad school (he commits and gets in to everyone's joy)

- des voux is an annoying undergrad who you hate got into the program and the position he is in (privileged and Aware)

- franklin needs to retire but wont. made chair and is realizing that being chair Fuckinf Sucks.

- blanky runs one of the labs or libraries. doesnt teach classes and is staff

- collins is an engineering masters student that is working in it in the dept under contract. he is Struggling in all ways.

- james clark ross is on sabatical (prestigious residency abroad)

- hickey isnt even a student he's just a guy that keeps fucking with the grad student/ta strikes as an outside leftist that kind of fucking sucks (revcom probs)