#i wont get into the juicy deets but

[m0thcl0wn]

bro phones can read your fucking MINDS i havent anything to anyone about thinking if im ace or not and i kEEP GETTING POSTS ABOUT IT

theyre not even reblogs!! just suggested posts

forcibly identified as ace ig

[peridonomatopoeia]

some personal hopes for mr universe and fragments (spoilers for 1st audio leak)

Mr Universe:

steven visits little homeworld to break his isolation, maybe greg joins him too?

might go well at first, might go bad at first

but then he meets the cg trio, or at the very least garnet, and then it definitely starts to go bad

something happens that triggers him

he might still be VERY understandably pissed at garnet over the proposal

or it might just be literally anything that reminds him of his past traumas, a whole lot of which are tied specificaly to the trio mind you

but this time instead of going pink as a defense mechanism, some of the shrubs and trees he planted and magically grew come to life to protect him

and he deduces that he prrrrrobably needs some space away from the gems and goes to find greg instead

they have a nice roadtrip together :3

and they decide to visit greg’s family, (i just desperately want the rest of greg’s side of the family to genuinely reconnect with greg and steven)

steven at least has a genuinely good time at first, but they eventually have to leave 

(maybe we get a stark reminder of why greg deliberately cut himself off from his family after all)

and they head back home

and then something, again, happens to trigger stevens pink+growing mode, and uh, well, we get some deets of what happened in the audio leak!

Fragments:

this is where the audio leak happens, the gems all gang up on steven, he cracks the window glass (and mug :( ) and all and they still wont let up because theyre absolutely clueless 

so he fucks off the first chance he gets and goes to live with jasperinstead, as you do

pink training montage and HOPEFULLY some juicy jasper backstory rebecca pls

probably war flashbacks??

something, yet again, goes wrong

(i know! im very good at predicting these kind of things!!)

and uhhh, something happens that causes steven to mysteriously have to hide his hand :))))

(being a real sapphire here!!!)

going with corruption, despite y’know, myself, bc that’s the less painful alternative compared to it being jaspers poofed/cracked/shattered gem

so he finally returns to the temple to get his diamond bathwater, which of course doesnt work

the gems are definitely worried about him now, and hopefully not aggressive about it this time around

but he still absolutely cannot bear to tell them what’s wrong, so he sneaks out of the bathroom windows and warps to homeworld in the hopes that the diamonds will be able to help him in person

and, as a measure to keep the trio from following him, he shatters the palace warp pad, and that’s how he ends up Homeworld Bound!

fully expecting 95% of them to be hilariously inaccurate but lol we’ll see

(E: i checked the wiki to see if i got the ep names right and saw we finally got descriptions for them! nice!!)

[wetdreamsonlylastforanight]

My bf and I are in a ldr rn because of college but I've been sending him 🔥🔥nudes and we're skyping tonight and I'm feelin like a striptease is in order. He's already telling me he wont be able to keep his hands off me when the semester ends and we get to be together again. I have no friends i am comfortable telling this stuff too but youre like the Cool Friend i dont have so you get the juicy deets

Daaaamn, your bf us going to love that! Strip teases are so hot jfc. I hope y'all have fun tonight! Ahhhh im so flattered omg i love being considered the cool friend and hearing all the juicy details come tell me how it goes after