#i wont do anything about it im just nosy lol

[romanticatheartt]

Me coming back to tumblr after not being here for 10 minutes:

I'm never bored...

[ros-garden]

Im so sorry if your not in the mood to talk rn BUT THATS OKAY YOU CAN RESPOND TO THIS WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT🫡 (i deeply respect you + i love your work its gotten me thru the year) And on ur main blog it said i could ask u anything sooo….HOW WAS YOUR DAY! 🌚Did u do anything fun? is smth bothering u?(only answer if your comfortable) I COULD GUVE ADVICE!(m not the best person but im there 4 my idol + only if u want advice lol also if your not comfortable with me calling you my idol, im really sorry and ill never call u that again ^^) if you dont wanna answer this shit, THATS A-OKAY WITH ME❤️ your a regular human being, and i get you wont have time for little things like these and sometimes you want to relax and lay down and im sorry if this is so long😔 if i dont see this/reblog u, i probably forgot i had tumblr

Hiiii!! And you’re all good, I’m almost always in the mood to talk- like genuinely I just love chatting with people its soooooo much fun XD 

I really want to say thank you <3 it’s the best feeling ever to hear that people enjoy my posts / writing sjksjsk

and my day was good!!! It’s my day off work and spring break for me so I just helped my aunt fix a few things around her house, then I started rewatching soul eater!! Nothing really bothering me today (well besides my lil sibling but I’m stuck with them lolol)  just a kinda lazy day :)

How about you? You do anything fun today or just chill? I’m being nosy jsjkjsjk

I’m totally fine with you calling me your idol!!! I personally tho- don’t think I’m cool enough to be anybody’s idol jsksjsksj 

And ofc I’m gonna answer!! Like I said I really love talking and this is such a nice ask ahsjhs <333 and it’s totally fine if you don’t answer/ reblog this, I tend to ramble at lot or get off track so I get it!!

[blxetsi]

Can I get some Reiner content pls? Hcs with the kids, cooking, date nights, embarrassing moments, pets, anything!

tysm for requesting !

reiner braun dating headcanons (modern au)

college!reiner braun x gn!reader

warnings: nothing i think, lol meations of his weird parents 

- reiner would be SO NERVOUS around you when he realized he liked you

- definitely started out as friends to lovers, you knew each other through a mutual friend bertholdt, but really became friends when you shared a class one semester

- when he realized he liked you it was in the most mundane situation ever,,, you, reiner, annie, porco, and bertholdt had gotten together for a movie night, and he was literally just about to put his hand on ur shoulder to ask if you wanted a drink (he was gonna get one for himself) and his hand stopped mid air when he realized he had butterflies LMAOOO

- this mf would become sooooo on edge around you,, like you knowing he had a crush was the end of the world 🙄

- annie and bertholdt would talk to him about it (and by that i mean annie would call him a big baby while bertholdt nods along) and then he'd become more relaxed with you once more

- when you two started dating he became nervous ALL OVER again

- insecurities and doubts came seeping into his mind and he wouldnt help but be overbearing at times

- he just wanted to be a good bf 🥺 he doesnt want you to leave him 😭🤚

- you two talk about it one night and it helps calm his doubts

- thats also the first night you two slept in the same bed 🤩

- he was so blushy the next morning, he couldnt look at you without his face and ears becoming red

- is a total tiny spoon idc idc

- sometimes he babysits his cousin gabi when he goes home, so when he took you with him for the first time (it was christmas break) you got to meet her !!

- shes a hyper little thing but so sweet, and she practically DEMANDS that reiner let her paint his nails for him 😭🤚

- you also meet her friends too !! but she tells you that the blond boy falco is her BEST best friend, as opposed to her regular best friends

- you can tell reiner is on edge during family dinners, especially the one you guys had on christmas day, and when you two get to campus you ask him whats wrong

- he tells you that his relationship with his family is a bit strained, primarily his parents

- he loves them of course !! but sometimes they just make him feel,,, not good

- but he reassures you that its okay, and that hes glad they didnt start anything when you were there

- you dont believe its okay but you dont push him

- he brushes the tip of his nose a lot, especially when hes nervous

- its not him like,, picking it or anything he'll just rub the tip with the knuckles of his index finger, he looks rlly cute doing it

- also tries to get you to go to the gym with him, bertie, and annie

- if its something youre into then great !! he keeps inviting you, but if you arent into it he gets a little sad :(

- but its okay ! you try to see him after his workouts with water and something for him to eat

- this is what makes him bring up living together

- i mean, annie practically lives with him and bertie now, whats one more person ?

- and its better because you wont have to come all the way from your apartment to his just to wait for him,,, you can be at HOME and do stuff until they come back from the gym

- it takes a little bit of swaying, but then he brings up being able to spoon him EVERY NIGHT and youre sold 😐👍

- you dont want to ogle at your bf so much,, but seeing him carry boxes from the foyer of the apartment to his bedroom where youre unpacking things is a,,, sight to see

- you asked him to just keep holding the box he had in the doorway of his room while your eyes roamed his arms and chest,, specifically his biceps and pecs

- YOU GOTTA BIG TITTY BF 🥰‼️

- he just stands there like 🙁 until he finally says "y/n please my arms are getting tired just tell me where to put it" lol No ❤️

- after you move in with him and bertie, things get a bit more cramped, specifically in reiners room

- its nothing you two cant handle, just with your things there sometimes its hard to find things, or youre bumping into dressers and tables and beds

- and lets be honest reiners room isnt even big enough for REINER

- so after a year of enduring it, you two decide to get a place of your own !!

- you got two bedrooms so one you could turn into a shared office and the other you could make your bedroom, and this makes things WAYYYYY easier

- by the time you move in youre already so close to your two year anniversary

- you dont think anniversaries are that important so you guys just went out to see a movie last year, but this year ?? reiner has something PLANNED

- and u know this bc you mightve accidentally found his laptop still open in the office,,, with "anniversary plans" written out in a google doc,,, and reiner was in the bathroom and you were nosy,,,

- so you snooped and read it all 😐🙄

- when reiner brings up youre anniversary youre distracted so you say "babe ill do what you got planned dw"

- he just looks at you like "how did you know i had something planned 😃⁉️"

- ANYWAYS LOL

- after that awko taco moment you play it off like "oh i just assumed lol" AND HE BUYS IT !! AHAHAHAHHAHA

- you two go out dressed to the NINES 🤩✨ and you had this weird night on the town 😭😭

- you guys did that food trend on tiktok where you do rock paper scissors and the winner gets to choose drinks, food, dessert etc..

- then you took everything and had a little picnic in the park, and you watched the sunset together 🤩🤚

- then he took you to a fireworks show they had near downtown, and watching the colours mix with the stars in the sky was so beautiful

- it started raining after tho 😭😭😭 and you two had to run back in the rain to the car like it was a MOVIE

- it was an unconventional kind of anniversary date but it was so fun, and reiner was so glad you enjoyed it

- then he brought up what you two would do after college

- "so,, graduation is in a couple of months, and ive already got a job set. and i dont know about you but, im staying in the city after we graduate. i just wanted to know if youll be moving out or, going somewhere else..."

- your heart BREAKS bc youre so sad hes just assuming that youll leave him after graduation, WHICH YOU WONT DO

- you have a paid internship at a facility in the city, so you tell him exactly that and that youll stay with him if its what he wants

- you can tell hes more than relieved, and get so blushy when you kiss his wet face all over

- "reiner i love you."

- HE SHORT CIRCUITS. SWERVES ON THE ROAD AND EVERYTHING !

- but he tells you the exact same thing

- "y/n i love you too."

- and he really does

ive just realized this and all of my other dating hcs arent actually headcanons so much as ideas that i put in point form 😐🤚 gotta work on that 😁👍

anyways requests open hope u enjoyed

[rigginsstreet]

tell me bout fred and fp at thanksgiving <3 it can be the au where fps his fake thanksgiving date if u want

I WANNA TALK ABOUT THE AU SINCE NEITHER OF US IS WRITING IT (i actually thought about writing it for christmas or thanksgiving and then... other things got written instead rip)

sometimes i think about fred meeting up with fp at the wyrm after finding a flyer for his services... sometimes i think about it being a college au and fps this random dude in freds dorm thats hes like “hey, you look like trouble, wanna go along with this incredibly stupid idea for some cash and free food?” and fps like “of course”

also the whole reason freds even doing this is because his parents wont stop hounding him about getting married, particularly to a woman (and maybe he hasnt even come out yet, all the talk about “finding a nice young lady” just really gets on his nerves), and this whole thing is a lesson in teaching his parents not to be so goddamn nosy (jokes on him tho cuz he actually ends up falling for fp and lol thats gonna be awkward to tell his folks after all the shit fps gonna pull) (also gonna be awkward for fp having to face freds family bc the whole point of him acting crazy was he was never gonna see these people again and face real consequences)

the only thing fred really tells fp to do is just like, be rude. forgo any manners, talk shit, be obnoxious. he does not expect fp to go the crude route and start talking about fred having a big dick in the middle of dinner (which... freds wondering how fp could possibly know that, wonders if hes psychic. fp just has a good sense for big dicks like its a hidden talent really. a cool party trick) ok also bunny trying to be polite and ask how fred and fp met and fps chowing down on a turkey leg like “it was that orgy, right?” looking at fred and freds like oh no this was a bad idea... and arties choking on his potatoes and oscars laughing cuz he thinks this is kind of hilarious but also hes disgusted. hes certainly having a time. 

oh and fps playing grab ass with fred all night. fred did tell him to be as openly affectionate as possible... hes just doing his job.

OHHHHH OKAY!!! and so hes been terrible the whole night but he somehow ends up alone with bunny helping her do dishes or something idk the plan was to go annoy her but somehow it ends up with them having this deep conversation where fps opening up to her about how he didnt really grow up with parents cuz his mom died and his dad was hardly present and they end up really connecting and fps like oh no this is bad this shouldnt be happening

but the moment gets broken because fred and oscar are yelling at each other in the living room, probably about fp, and oscars running his mouth and it sounds like brotherly banter at first so fps sitting back watching bunny and artie trying to calm them down but then maybe oscar says something shitty about fred and it kinda gets under fps skin and next thing they all know fp and oscar are brawling and it becomes a whole thing. and once fred and artie finally break them apart arties yelling at fp to get out of his house and freds trying to plead fps case and but arties not hearing it and is just like “how could you be with trash like this?” and then fred finally cops to this all being a set up and how he was just doing it to prove whatever weird point. and everyones all confused but arties still pissed and wants fp gone and freds like “fine but im going with him” and that surprises artie and bunny just wants everyone together and oscars doesnt care about anything besides his fat lip

but fred and fp end up leaving and go to pops or something and fps apologizing for going too far and freds like “nah its fine. somebody shouldve punched oscar ages ago” and they laugh. and they end up talking for a while and to cut a long story short, there is a kiss at the end of the night. and fp feels bad about ruining thanksgiving so he goes over to the andrews’ the next day to apologize. bunnys far more accepting than the other two but artie reluctantly comes around. fp doesnt really care if oscar forgives him but they end up calling a truce or whatever.

and fred and fp start actually dating and by christmas they have a normal dinner. oh and i guess at some point they gotta address fred being gay? lmfao but after all the bullshit that happened that night thats honestly the least of their concerns

[bicodeofhonour]

my oc tag is so funny considerin i dont do anythin w it unless to comment in the tags of a post about characters yall know nothing about and cannot learn anything about thru searching my blog so.... ok lemme rectify that second bit w a quick rundown of the main names i drop

theres like... currently? 4-5 separate worlds of characters running round in my head so im just gonna mention the main ppl from each 

lets call world no 1: hoshi’s terrible no good awful college year

- hoshi is a vampire old as hell and after years of seclusion they finally gets out of her slump n enrolls in a small community college in an even smaller town to “see how the modern world has developed”... calamities ensue! details of her: she’s ancient n looks about 19-23 so she claims to b 21, nonbinary with no particular pronoun preference, bi, black, likes the colour green a lot, and is a scorpio with a mean streak born from years of seeing the world change n change n stay the same but he cant help having a soft spot for people who really try despite everything. she has a couple token humans who hang out w her a tonne but they wont b mentioned much cuz... spoilers? nah im just lazy

- isseia is hoshi’s once bestie now immortal werewolf worldwide supermodel cuz why? she got bored? anyways she’s spent years searching for hoshi then even more waiting for hoshi to reach out only to accidentally find them in a tiny town... doing fuckall... so she’s a lil pissed with hoshi! details include: black and indian darkskin cis lesbian, she/her, looks about 23-ish, tall, idk what her sign is yet and she does not fuck with humans...  

- betty is a fae and she’s just as problematic as any myth u’ve heard multiplied by 10. she isseia and hoshi were a trio at one point but ... things change! she’s got secrets she’s got stories and she never does anything she doesnt want to, or at least not for free. if u ever see betty just hanging around i’d recommend meeting with an exorcist or curse breaker or something cuz that’s a nearly certain sign of terrible things coming your way, fast. how to recognise her? first look out for a mane of cloudy white hair, sharp uncolourable eyes, a beautiful but ageless face and smooth ethereal dark brown skin and a smile that could burn ice. she’s not so tall, she loves annoying ppl she likes but she’s indifferent to most ppl tbh, she/her pronouns but any further id is ? more of the fog moist air of a conifer forest at dawn type feel than anything i could say so i will simply not. 

- taemin is just shamelessly my oc vampire version of taemin from shinee, superm and an illustrious solo career bcuz i cant really say anything about hm that isnt just major “spoilers”, so.. but he’s funny n has sum depth n thats more a template for his style than anything i promise he’s just so so fun to make fun of even tho hes just ... a Lot. hm he has strong feelings about hoshi AS DOES EVERYONE IN THIS CAST MY GOD... n is very arrogant n very smart but in a dumbass way. think mensa iq but “apartment complex... i think its very simple actually” type shit. details: well obviously he’s korean, old asl but nowhere near hoshi’s deal, “information savant” he’s literally just fucking nosy, loves to ask questions without answering them... he looks young. also did i mention he’s like a vampire mafia boss he’s a vampire mafia boss lololol lmfaoooo luv this guy

- there are tonnes of minor to major-ish charas i left out cuz i dont rlly talk about them that much lol so.... 

- but anyways stay tuned for world 2′s hot debut in part 2: uzoa and the never ending search for some really good sandals

[goldenacolyte]

☯ *finger guns*

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who’s older?: They might argue over this tbh lol, even if it’s painfully obvious. (lol funny considering the actors aren’t that far off) like Jake might puff out his chest and declare he’s obviously totes the oldest, but Rose thinks it’s super up in the air. (pfffftttt HAH nah, she’s def the oldest in her head. Cranium wise.)

who’s more protective?: I’d have to go with Jake on this one. (then again…  though she be but little, she is fierce. meaning she might just choke someone out for her bro)

what’s their origin?: (how did they become brotp): it was a bit tense once they properly met i can imagine. (jake still being unsure about pete, so how could this Rose Tyler be any better?) but they grow out of it swiftly and learn they work better as comrades than wasting time butting heads all the time. (And she’d proven herself since then she’s formidable on the battlefield, i’m sure.)

what are four words to describe their relationship?: Comradely. Purposeful. Unfaltering. Chaos. c:

how does each one feel when the other gets into a romantic relationship?: do they get jealous? are they super protective? proud of their friend getting out there??: Def protective?? Rose knows her friend is a good bloke with a solid heart. (once you get past the spiky shield.) But she wont lie she will feel RIGHTFULLY jipped if her dance lessons are for NAUGHT CMON MICKEY THE F UCK

list three problems that they’ve encountered in their time together: Not knocking before opening the goddamn dOOR um, nosy af paparazzi, the laptop incident, that time with the (redacted) that neither will ever even look each other in the EYE while talking about.

how often do they fight?: They get into little tiffs on occasion, they’re both super bull-headed to me so i wouldn’t put a bit of that past them.

what would their biggest fight be about?: PROB something along the lines of Rose fighting him over the stain he got on her dress at the Vitex party last year. (( LOL no but really this happened i bet money )) no but she might’ve pushed too hard to help with mickey a bit? and yeah. (she might not stop��� she’ll just, try a different approach. and be a bit more sensitive about it next time and treat it with a bit more severity.)

nicknames/terms of endearment?: Simmonds, hardhead, *coughs* billy elliot coughs who was that. ( she does call him just jake though… sometimes. like i can imagine him just rollin’ with tyler and she might’ve picked up on it as a thing. made her feel like she was part of the crew. ‘like the co-ops blokes in the movies’ )

how long will they last?: do they fall out a few months after friendship blooms? do they laugh at their respective grandchildren together while looking over photos from decades ago?: Think they stay buds for a LONG TIME aka FOREVER, like they would look back at like pictures and old magazine tear outs to reminisce about the good old days. (( Might’ve found a lone bangle that scattered silently across the floor one day when he helped her and tentoo move out one day and RIPPED somethin out. to which tentoo was like ‘??? why is he laughing?? rose, ROSE. D: ’)  )) maybe rose pulls out one of her old worn out guns and reuses it more like a nerf gun/paint gun and suddenly a messy war breaks out for the AGES.

how well do they know each other?: I feel like in certain ways uncomfortably so? Though obv jake can be more private about shit, sure, but i think he’d loosen a bit over time. Rose surely wont force anything above the surface if he doesn’t want to. (though every once in a blue moon she may push, only ‘cause she cares.)

which of the two is more: violent, expressive, affectionate, irritable, intelligent, attractive, kind: Hmmmmmm, violent, Jake? Expressive, ROSE, affectionate… Rose. Irritable, Rose. Attractive, well rUDE, they’re both pretty A TIE I SAY. Kind, Rose tips the scale a bit in her favor for that one.

are there any chances of them n o t staying platonic?: *cue laughter sound track* *muse wipes tears from her eyes* ‘hAH, pull the other one’ lol no but while he’s like not ugly by any means, she’s very content with how they are, and it’s nice to have people that got your back in a bad place, and jake is part of that small group of peeps. (not to mention she’s sort of rootin’ for mikey and ‘im to um, *coughs* get their shit together, so to say.)

how would they react if the other were to die?: Rose gets super attached very easily. And Jake is sorta in her mind part of her little pack of people she would protec and attac for, you know? So you lay a finger and *spontaneous combustion sounds in the back* She doesn’t need Bad Wolf to scatter them atom from atom.

what extent would one half of the brotp go for the other?: Ends of the Earth levels, even if it’s not their earth, you know?

list headcanons for them based around: a slide, a laptop, winter, coca-cola, braiding hair, shoes, two of your choice.: aw man, rose will never let jake off the hook for the devastation he’s caused her NOW IRREPARABLE former laptop. Couple daggers lodged into the screen and it never stood a chance. ‘…A bee? WASN’T A BLOODY SEA DEVIL, SIMMONDS. Just a block of scrap now, no recovering a busted screen you absolute berk! AND ANOTHER THING, THOSE WERE MY DAGGERS. COULDN’T BE BLOODY WELL BOTHERED TO ASK, COULD YOU THIEF? cOULD YOU’ (shes still a salt mountain about it)

OH, AND DID SHE MENTION THE TIME HE KNOCKED OFF A VIAL OF DRASHIG DROOL INTO HER NEW KICKS. NEVER COULD QUITE GET THE NEON SLUDGE STAIN TO RUB OFF.

(( …ok there was that one time he replaced the slide on her pistol as a make up gift, and if she teared up a bit at the red cross/caduceus engraving in the center she didn’t let it show other than the huge bear hug she gave him immediately after. ))

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: ⚰ knock knock Ali: do i need to get the ouija out Carly: yea Carly: tho bit late to ghost the lad in my bed Carly: idk who he is Ali: 🤠 put on a disguise Ali: like whomst Ali: beats having to leave your own gaff Ali: tho it is a crime scene Carly: got love bites from my arse to my elbow Carly: is he a vamp or what like Carly: i taste good i kno Carly: [sends photographic evidence] Ali: bitch Ali: are you anaemic?! Ali: leech sounds more like it but is he sparkly with good hair Carly: bitch its too early for words i cant spell wtf Carly: he is sparkling but thats my shine ha Carly: the hair is a no Ali: low on iron, probs, i'll get you some iron tablets Ali: taste like blood, don't tell your bedmate, he won't wanna leave Ali: party's over n sharing ain't caring Ali: someone's feeling herself this morning Ali: here for it Ali: I've already been left so that's a no to me Carly: party only ended when i passed out a few hours ago Carly: so yea Carly: was fun Carly: baby no come over Ali: was whilst it lasted for me too but you know Ali: duty calls Ali: you sure Ali: don't wanna break it up if you're good to go again Carly: yea Carly: not scared to go hard on site cuz garda are to come around Carly: i am but hes snoring Carly: & boring Carly: come Ali: perks Ali: check he's not bumped his head Ali: they'd have to come if a normie went missing Carly: nah he has to go before he goes for a slash in my bed Carly: lads are ming Ali: want me to forward that to lene Ali: make her day Ali: steal my girl Carly: do Carly: never seen her party before Carly: weird Ali: Yeah Ali: she can hang but Ali: you know, other shit on her mind Ali: work being one of 'em Ali: thank god I ain't working today Carly: & i cant get a job Carly: ha Carly: can get rid of this boy easy tho Carly: hold on Ali: another skill for the CV Carly: yea Carly: better not have knocked me up Carly: not cute Ali: Umm Ali: you need to go to the pharmacy Carly: theres so much shit on the floor i cant tell whats us & whats party Carly: idc Carly: idk Carly: ill ask him Ali: Lemme know Ali: if I could pick it up for you I would Ali: guess I can, put on a oscar winning show for the nosy bitch in there Ali: Ma will die Carly: ha Carly: its k he wouldnt have gone near me w out Carly: quoted Ali: what a prick Ali: better not be there when i show up cunt Carly: hes leaving Carly: screaming him awake will do that like Carly: ha Ali: what he get for passing out 🤷 Ali: coulda shaved his eyebrows off like Carly: next time maybe Ali: get out the sharpie and all Ali: now it's a party Carly: need your artsy talents tho Carly: me just hold up i need my baby Ali: you got it covered babe Ali: i believe in you Carly: aw Carly: i gotta clean me & this place need belief Ali: how long are your rents away and are there enough stragglers we can rope in Ali: twatface not included, bye Carly: idk but yea theres lads everywhere Carly: mattress is covered Ali: 👏 Ali: put 'em to work Carly: while i lie here k Ali: hmm Ali: no bitch Ali: i know you're princess 'round these parts but still Ali: carriage is back to being a pumpkin sweetie Carly: but im 🤒 Ali: you're hanging Ali: can't claim morning sickness now bitch Ali: chop chop Carly: ha Carly: k bitch Carly: honeymoon over yea Ali: will be if your 'rents come back to this and murder you Carly: idc Carly: be sweet to me Ali: awh baby Ali: only playing tough love Ali: thinking i'm spending too much time with my gf? Carly: yea Carly: i missed you when she stole you away Ali: how dare she 😜 Ali: missed you too tho Carly: youre mine Carly: married you first Carly: & you didnt say bye to me 😢 Ali: are you sure Ali: 'cos I ain't Ali: but how unforgivably rude 😰 Carly: id remember Carly: never forget my boo Ali: baby Carly: you can make it up to me tho Ali: oh yeah? Ali: lemme guess, feed u grapes whilst you recline Carly: nah just be here Ali: easy Ali: got to yoga first but then i'll be there Ali: went too hard with the dancing last night obvs Carly: k ill shower that lad off me Carly: i think you went just right baby Ali: too descriptive babe 😬😂 Ali: calm down with your creative ways Carly: ha Carly: you should hear me sext Carly: so good Ali: sure Ali: maybe works on the straight boys 😉 Carly: not trying to work on anyone else Carly: tell your gf if shes gonna come for me Ali: you're alright, not her type Ali: I barely am Ali: 50% like Carly: shit odds Carly: that why shes so angry Ali: as shit as yours Ali: just in reverse Ali: not saying you're both wrong but Carly: k Carly: cant all be perfect babe Carly: thats just you Ali: 💁 Carly: you kno Ali: ugh my brother's being so annoying Ali: bitch i'm coming down i will fight you Carly: which 1 Ali: dancing one Carly: hes fun Ali: glad you think so Ali: send him over instead yeah Carly: you come here & stay at yours Carly: i'll Ali: alright Ali: you're getting a rough deal soz Carly: why Ali: 'cos he's usually the alright one, so if he's testing me, wait 'til the rest rock up Carly: idc i can sleep through anything Ali: be my guest Carly: but i want you to be mine Carly: had to share last nite Ali: you done w sharing? Carly: yea Carly: im mad Ali: aww Ali: pouty princess Carly: [sends a pouty selfie] Carly: cuz its better when you stay Ali: you're so cute Ali: it's rude and i object Carly: just for you my baby Ali: 😏 such a tease Carly: nah Carly: you can have anything you want Ali: yeah yeah Ali: anything you want from the shops Carly: theres nothing here Carly: i cant do that to you Ali: okay, i'll get breakfast and cleaning shit Carly: theres no money tho Ali: i don't mind Ali: s'only breakfast Ali: IOU if you want but honestly Carly: you're too good to me & for me boo Ali: nah i'm not Ali: no one deserves to be treated like shit the morning after Carly: got me crying Ali: baby Ali: don't be sad Carly: come down is a bitch but youre an angel Ali: 💚 i know Ali: you've survived it many a time before though, you'll be okay Ali: especially when you get some food and hugs Carly: yea Carly: shouldve invited your brother to my party Carly: what a bitch i am Ali: no no, he ain't here, just blowing up my phone being dumb Ali: you're alright, sure you'll meet him when summers out and he's out on town being fabulous Carly: k didnt fuck up the 1st impression Carly: love the gays Carly: your gf excluded like Ali: he's stalked your socials and liked what he's seen Ali: not in a creepy way 'cos gay, of course Ali: awh 😂 why can't we all get along Carly: he can add me i wont send him nudes Carly: cuz she looks at me like she was willing me to hang this hard Ali: oh good to know 😜 Ali: not letting him though, he chats shite and if he's gonna I need to vet it Ali: deal with it boy, crazy posessive wife like Ali: she's just angry with me Carly: idk who lads are if i cant id them in my usual and not seen his dick Carly: my bad if nudes go where they shouldnt Carly: whats he saying about me Carly: who could be angry at you too beautiful Ali: me either for a while, like Ali: feel it's unfair to describe it from memory of having to bath together Ali: awks Ali: just that you're cute Ali: n fun, of course Ali: and a hoe with it 😜 so her, easily lol Carly: aw Carly: but you didnt snog ronan last nite he werent there Ali: nah but she thinks i'm making a twat out of myself with you Ali: tragic straight girl crush, like Carly: cant have a crush on your missus Carly: weve gone beyond it Carly: real love Ali: yeah Ali: but you know Carly: she thinks were gonna fuck Carly: 3way would sort that Ali: exactly Ali: can't on principle Ali: and even if we whack out the strapon, no real dick for you so Carly: list where ive been Carly: puts loads of people off Carly: she'll know youre not trying to get w me Ali: i'm not gonna do you like that Ali: fuck that Carly: idc Carly: do what youve gonna do boo Ali: i know you don't Ali: but i do Ali: fuck those people who are just mad they weren't higher up in the list Ali: s'why you weren't so jog on Carly: stop being so nice to me Carly: if youre mean she'll forget her jealousy Ali: i don't want to Ali: i can handle it Ali: if she can't then Ali: that's that, isn't it Carly: yea Carly: but i dont wanna start shit for you Ali: trust, you didn't start this Ali: it's easier for her to pretend that's all it is Ali: that's all Carly: k Carly: if i was a lad id be fucked wouldnt i Ali: probably Ali: don't agree with that, it'd be the same but it'd be different in how she'd be able to deal, yeah Carly: thank god i grew some tits Ali: 😂 Ali: good job babe Carly: my ma was made up as well Carly: took a while like Carly: cant let her get the album out cuz i look like a lad Carly: pretty one tho Ali: you were always cute Ali: i remember Ali: grew into your ears and all 😉 Carly: aw Carly: do you tho? Ali: yeah, 'course Carly: you were always scrapping Carly: shouldve got w your gf then she'd like you more Ali: 😬 let us not think of how troubling the age gap woulda seemed then Ali: must've thought i was a right scouse stereotype Ali: bitches deserved it tho Carly: i thought you were cute Carly: & brave Carly: i was always behind my ma's legs Ali: like my sister Ali: I was always down for the more the merrier but her and Laoise said coven's had to be three so Ali: 🔮 number and all Ali: and tbh Laoise weren't that thrilled Ro was there, like Carly: black magic vibes from her forever Ali: legit Ali: shoulda been scrapping with her, like Carly: yea or fucking her first bf but i got there before you Carly: idk how she knew tho cuz he didnt tell anyone Ali: never lose that sixth sense, babe Ali: esp. when concerning keeping a man 🙄 Carly: did her a favor he was shit Carly: didnt have a clue what he was doing Carly: thought every virgin binge watched porn like Ali: 😂 Ali: have you ever binge watched? you're learning nothing of value from that shite Carly: yea but when youre bored youre bored Ali: I hear ya Ali: always bored Carly: me too Carly: & this sex drive isnt set for a cry wank or eye fuck Carly: no offence ma and da Ali: can't take it personally, lads Ali: ain't there's to try and control Carly: they gotta txt me back so i kno when they are coming home Carly: wtf got you two so busy Ali: all that sex they ain't having Carly: porn binge watch Carly: tho my dad likes reading his Ali: Can't beat a sticky page Ali: lost arm form Ali: art, lmao Ali: sure his form is grand Carly: doctor like howd you lose that arm Carly: epic cry wank Ali: 💪 on the right Ali: limp noodle on the other Carly: hot Ali: that's your father you're talking about Ali: no need to be that stereotypical Carly: shit my bad Ali: 😂 Ali: i love you bitch Carly: I love you too Carly: loads Carly: im mad at you again tho Ali: why what have i done>!> Carly: some1 came round the doorway & i thought it was you so i opened up but nah Carly: enjoy the eyeful lads Ali: oh babe Ali: 😏 bless you Carly: not gonna put clothes on for my girl Carly: waste of time Ali: obvs, charm you out so quick Ali: least it weren't the postie, or was it Ali: Ma reckons we were gonna get complaints, as if mother Carly: lad did deliver for me Carly: not letters tho Carly: least id showered Ali: gotta replenish Ali: you chasing off your comedown rn tho Carly: cant outrun that bitch Carly: some of the mas on site are mad tho you can tell yours Carly: state of their sons my bad Carly: should've kept em in if you were bothered Ali: oh great Ali: no you can't speak to the manager, piss off helen Carly: ha Carly: my da is gonna be in such a mood when he hears Carly: sorry you missed out Ali: parents Ali: not like anyone died Ali: calm it everyone Carly: dont want me to fuck on site dont want me to go off it Carly: talk sense Carly: other day you were trying to marry me off da Ali: just 'cos it brings people to his door Ali: soz to take you away from all the cranking but Carly: yea Carly: sorry im not hiding in the back like w i was little Ali: yeah Ali: too big for the caravan now baby Ali: need your own, how much is it to rent Carly: theyre on about it but the state on this one might change their minds Carly: im cleaning as fast as i can k Ali: we're gonna sort it, i am omw swear Ali: and i'm a parent pleaser so Ali: do the rounds, sweettalk to mothers Carly: he'll just take me back to the doctors like take her off the tablets shes too outgoing now thx Carly: another of your talents boo Ali: when the meds work TOO well Ali: but of course Carly: if he was around hed kno how shit they are Carly: ha Ali: 😔 Ali: baby Carly: its k just gotta double down Carly: pro now Ali: 💚 Carly: style the freakout out cuz ima bad bitch Carly: facts and talents Ali: no lies Ali: the baddest Carly: what we doing today that isnt boring Ali: you mean you ain't buzzing to make like kim and aggy Ali: rude, i'm living Carly: do anything w you but Carly: can only check you out every time you bend Ali: cheeky Ali: appaz imma check all of you out, like Carly: what you dont wanna Carly: your gf will be sad shes so wrong Ali: didn't say that but yeah Ali: hate to make her admit that as well, like Carly: ill tell her Ali: you gonna snitch on me Ali: 🍯 Carly: nah jk Carly: i like annoying her tho Ali: i know Ali: it is funny Ali: not taking sides but lol Carly: taking mine i kno Ali: shh Ali: there's no right or wrong here, babe Carly: k but you love me more Ali: its different Carly: maybe Ali: maybe huh Carly: idk she dont think it is Ali: yeah Ali: but we know the truth Carly: fact is we're ruling this place together Carly: no surprise shes jealous Ali: if the 👑 fits like Ali: soz babe Carly: & we fit Carly: cant fight it Ali: nope Ali: if it works it works Carly: yea & you work it better than anyone babe Ali: oh you Ali: save it for all the Ma's you gotta say soz to Ali: 💋 Carly: ha Carly: mine will kick my arse out if she gets on one better leave the mattress where it is Ali: not gonna come to that but always room for a lil one at ours Ali: i got you Carly: aw Carly: never had a sleepover when i was a kid Ali: 😧 then you gotta Ali: tbh they weren't all that always but you know mine were the best Carly: yea no doubt Carly: all the magic Ali: exactly, midnight snacks and scaring the shit out of each other Ali: can tell you who you gonna marry if you've got a tea light, like Carly: thats easy tho Carly: no1 Ali: alright then, excluding the fact we already is so rude, tbh Ali: i'll tell you who you next gonna bang Ali: same diff Carly: youre just gonna say you Carly: smooth Ali: please Ali: gimme some credit 😂 Carly: now i gotta kno Ali: we'll do it when i get there Ali: which will be soon Ali: got stuck chatting to an old lady in the shop Ali: assume she can't see or she'd have avoided me like hell 😂 bless her Carly: if its ronan again or his cousin dont tell me Carly: aw so cute Carly: youre the sweetest & prettiest ever Ali: i'll casually throw the wax in the bin like nothing to see here Ali: not this morning baby but 1/2 ain't bad #stillgotit Carly: tell me you see my death & run like k bye Carly: every morning Ali: you'd rather your literal death? they ain't THAT bad, predictable but like, damn Ali: that's some shade, feel the burn, lads Ali: so are you cutie Carly: idk but over ronan hard Carly: hes being such an arsehole to me Carly: cba Ali: don't Ali: ignore his Carly: yea but like im gonna see him even if i do Carly: fucking site life Ali: i kno but blank him Ali: nothing talks louder Ali: or if you gotta, be proper polite like he's a stranger Carly: ha yea Carly: amazing Ali: childish but so is he so Ali: two can play at that game Carly: youre right i kno Carly: ive deleted his txts so i cant show you but its k cuz youd be sad Carly: or mad Ali: i'm sure i could guess the gist Ali: you can tell me if you wanna talk about it though, i promise i won't go ripshit Carly: idc Carly: ive known him long so i didnt think hed go that hard but thats what lads are like Carly: he fucks around more than me too Ali: he's a hypocrite Ali: just 'cos he knows other lads can do it better Ali: he's just insecure, babe, ignore him Carly: i need a holiday from here Carly: but ma & da never take me w Ali: shit considering how many times they manage Ali: cut a hol off and you'd have enough funds lads Ali: maybe we can Carly: i did kick off last time cuz they didnt refill my prescription Carly: went crazy like Carly: wouldnt want that girl there either Ali: not your fault, that, though Ali: you were literally off your meds Carly: that they reckon i dont need tho Ali: if you didn't then you wouldn't act like that without Ali: simple as Carly: never thought of that Ali: we'll go, i promise Ali: even if it ain't far Carly: lets camp Carly: marshmallows are the shit Ali: hell yeah! Ali: let's find a cave forreal Carly: YEA Carly: dont fall over tho Ali: do my best 😂 Carly: you gotta Carly: only scaring me w ghost stories or whatever Ali: promise Carly: k we'll go Carly: 💙 Ali: 💚 done and done Ali: do you wanna bring anyone else or Carly: got my fave coming Carly: do you Ali: nah Ali: just wanna take you exploring Carly: k Carly: then you can Ali: 👌 Carly: id go now so whenever you want boo Ali: soon Ali: i'll work it out Carly: i kno Carly: got the belief Ali: 🔮 Carly: should get dressed or nothing'll get done Ali: awh Ali: you knew i just got here Carly: they arent on yet Carly: not that fast Ali: jk Ali: find me on the mattress when you're decent bitch Carly: baby no Carly: youll catch something off that Ali: sitting on the carrier bag Ali: always thinking Carly: so smart

[harryseyebrows]

You do follow the person I’m talking about so I won’t say anything else.

i wont say anything im just nosy lol

[alovelyalien]

Soft tag

@the-bangtan-boys tagged me to do this soft ask game thank you <333

What’s the smell of your shampoo? almond

What’s your aesthetic? Mostly nature and the sky but rly just a whole mish mash, nothing super specific. You can find my aes blog here

What’s your favorite time of the day and why? Night time when im alone

What do you most like about the beach? The color of the water

What do you worry about constantly? Money.. also the ever flowing passage of time

What is a song you’ve cried to before? So many. Often I cry when listening to serendipity but ive cried to every bts solo song and vocal line song at least once lol. Also cried to Answer: Love Myself, Let Go, I’m Fine, Spring Day, Magic Shop and probably lots more..

What are some relaxing tips for your followers? If you are anything like me, it’s important to take a little time everyday doing something fun or relaxing. For me that means listening to music, watching youtube, browsing social media, or playing mobile games. Whatever it is you like to do, make sure you have a little time to spend doing that and I find this helps me not get too stressed.

What are some things that make you tear up? Jimin’s smile ;;

What is your favorite from each sense?

sight – the sky, the ocean, trees, the stars

smell – flowers, the smell of brownies or cookies baking

taste – chocolate, fruit, savory foods

sound – music and laugher

touch – soft fabrics.. warm hugs from people I love and trust

What is an alternative reality you’ll like to live in? One where I wont be paying off $90k of student debt… one where people have equal rights. One where people are unconditionally loved regardless of gender, sexuality, race, religion, ability or disability.  

What are some troubles you face on a daily basis? One interesting thing I noticed after returning from study abroad is that it seems like in America everyone is so nosy? I have a disability and I often get questions from strangers or acquaintances about it. No one ever asked me about it in Japan and when I talked about this with one of my teachers there, she said people wouldn’t even dream of asking about something so personal and private unless they were a close friend. Kinda wish Americans would be more considerate. I’ve had to live with constant questions and comments about my disability for my whole life and im used to it but it’d be nice to just be treated normally and not have to tell my life story to random people at the supermarket..

What is one scene from a book that makes you really sad? Ending of the lord of the rings.

Say something to your followers: Hello, you guys are all really cool and I feel like we should interact more often! <3

Idk who to tag cuz i just did the alphabet thing and i dont wanna overload anyone lol but if you wanna do this game just @ me and I’ll read your responses ^.^